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everyponyshouldknow: demi-lovatoast: icantmovethemountainsforyou: warning—-sign: mother-of-alpacas: kitchenelves: Mini Tortilla-Crust Pizza Jesus take the wheel Jesus take the whole car Dear mother of god… Remembering this when I go shopping
castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them
girlnamedjack: seafingers: liamdryden: eddplant: theshoutingendoflife: cj-sewers: primordialgoooze: SWEET JESUS. holy shit-titties holy ballsing fuck monkeys oh my ever loving badger god in the name of Odin’s pelvis GET INSIDE OF ME JESUS
demi-lovatoast: icantmovethemountainsforyou: warning—-sign: mother-of-alpacas: kitchenelves: Mini Tortilla-Crust Pizza Jesus take the wheel Jesus take the whole car Dear mother of god…
wonderland-perfection: winks-and-hairwhips: when I first saw this gif I didn’t realize that the water was shallow so I was like “OH MY GOD ITS TUMBLING JESUS” TUMBLING JESUS
kissmegray: “I am certain that God, who began the good work within you, will continue his work until it is finally finished on the day when Christ Jesus returns.” (Philippians 1:6, NLT) It’s interesting that the last thing Jesus that said on the
theavengersshouldnttext: Tony: oh christ we’ve got a situation Natasha: Oh god, what did you do now? Tony: it’s not what i did, it’s what bruce did, jesus fuck he’s hulked out in the kitchen and… Natasha: Jesus, Tony, WHAT? Tony: and he’s
incorrect48quotes:Kuumin: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shitNishishi: I have no idea what we’re talking about right now.Kuumin: God damn created Facebook
namwooo: last romeo
sapphiremelody: tftbrhys: joltick: tftbrhys: im gay for motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit
just-shower-thoughts: So Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is also know as “the lamb of God”, so does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
dodokotka: prince-roni-macaroni: fun fact: In Finland we have a nickname for duct tape. We call it jeesusteippi or jesari which literally means “Jesus tape” because it does miracles. what jesus tape won’t heal, god has abandoned.
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
just-shower-thoughts:If Mary gave birth to Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, then clearly, Mary had a little lamb.
viewy2akill: wewatchyouintheshower: yourmomismagicallydelicious: “Suck my dick, Jesus” lmfao xD Oh my god “Suck my dick Jesus” XD “Prepare your anus” i can’t stop laughing xDoh and- the one that’s called the murder vitctim’s actual
they-are-all-lies: wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.OISNCDSIDNCEWKJRNFWEK
sidewalkchalkandsummernights: imabethebesthavesomepatience: historyandmemes: Satan: "If You are really the Son of God, throw yourself down off this cliff.” Jesus: @sidewalkchalkandsummernights 😂😩 Yoooo. I believe Jesus as a fierce
just-shower-thoughts: If Jesus was called the lamb of God, and Mary had baby Jesus, then did Mary have a little lamb?
agentpheelcoulson: meth-blues: copenskoal: maryj4nesideas: crystalbud: Oh my god Jesus take the whole car JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE CAR i am going to kill myself not before the heart attack does
mrscalypsojackson: chasingmclean: mrscalypsojackson: wait so if percy is son of the sea god is he like fish jesus i’m so done let fish jesus set you free.
deonsraw: doubleclutch: OH, GOD…. JESUS, JESUS! Yike
saevuswinds: thegailygrind: Cool Jesus at Chicago pride I’m still laughing at that police officer he’s all like, “God bless you go Jesus”
patronustrip: wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
richonnegrimes: #i would like to thank not only god but also jesus #mostly jesus
pierce-tha-horizon: wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world how high were you when you thought of this.
ask-ickle-mod: jestre: castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread
deycallmeteezy: Im crying ! the person in the background ! LAWD lmfao oh my god LAWDDDDDD JESUS LAWD JESUS LMAOO. lol he speaking Creole and shit. too funny! HAAHHAHAHAHAH
wartortles: if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
purpderp: gryffinwhore: robertsheehanisgod: OH GOD YOURE BEAUT JESUS CHRIST I CANNOT JESUS BALE, I LOVE THIS MAN. @_________________@
dopecharisma: conceivethedream: quanna78: visionarywateringhole: thugsandunicorns: caribreeans0ul: britneysometimess: itsasweetfantasy: Good Gawd Look what god did . I serve a mighty one Jesus I serve a mighty king named Jesus HELLO!!
eatmeallnight: dopest-ethiopian: phiife: phiife: phiife: this is what you call a chocolate GOD.im so dehydrated. i gotta bring this ridiculously beautiful black man back I’m still thirsty Jesus Waaooowwww Skin flawless as fuck. Jesus.
nerd-in-the-tardis: THIS FEELS SO WRONG BUT I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH JESUS THE SON OF GOD I CAN’T HELP IT THO JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE SO CUTE
cucubert: ironwoman359: castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread
goddessolga: miloutzy: since1938: My man Jesus man i wonder what the world would look like if people listened to jesus … In short, God on Earth literally told guys to show self control.
spinthetireslightthefires: meth-blues: copenskoal: maryj4nesideas: crystalbud: Oh my god Jesus take the whole car JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE CAR i am going to kill myself
jestre: castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging
kitkatpiee: OMFG GODS. ITS HIM I DIED DID ANYONE KNOW THIS OR AM I THE LAST ONE IM DYING JESUS CHRIST GIVE ME A PATHETIC CHILD TO PLAY SKIPPING ROPE WITH MY INTESTINES JESUS CHRIST ITS HIM I DONT KNOW WHAT TO FEEL JAMES DASHNER YOU SNEAKY SLINTHEAD
acid-washed-thoughts: miiserybusiness: hayleyshair: paramore-yall: statevamps: ohmyhayleywilliams: wow. holy fucking jesus Damn sweet baby jesus OH GOD 😍😍😍😍
vandominia: iou-a-pancake: paging-doctorfaggot: 314eater: what the fuck happened to shia labeouf he started eating people he looks like jesus. maybe he ATE jesus oh my fucking god
beautifulharrystyles: eleanorjanestyle: the-stylinson-couple: when-harry-met-louis: whattarush: omg this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen jesus this is too much He is actually talking to the puppy…’hey’ DEAR GOD HELP ME nOPE jesUS CHRIST
headturnmeon: foamprosandherringbones: m3rmaids-island: No matter what type of blog you have, this wouldn’t mess it up. I love Jesus Christ for dying on the cross for me. Thank You, Jesus, I love You. Can’t front on the son of God. When i saw
vxis: ifyoutouchmeillslityourthroat: dipshitdropkick: cynicallys: and you’ll still be in love // 5.08.2014 Shit Oh god oh god oh god I hope it doesn’t end this way again. Jesus
wardrobespierre: pbh3: First time experiencing the rain. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT’S THE CUTEST THING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK HOW FUCKIN STOKED SHE IS ABOUT THE RAIN LIKE “THERE’S WATER FALLING OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY RIGHT
spiritualinspiration: “Give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.” (1 Thessalonians 5:18, NIV) When you are thankful, it opens the door for God to move on your behalf. That’s why it says “this is God’s
