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hul-a: doodoodloo: Jesus is confused Christmas is so weird like this. this made me laugh
bernardcain: Dear Jesus! Please send him to me for Christmas
sixpenceee: December 25th wasn’t really Jesus’s birthdayHistory convincingly shows that December 25 was popularized as the date for Christmas, not because Christ was born on that day but because it was already popular in pagan religious celebrations
ouchieouch: Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a picture of anime Jesus dressed as Santa.
science-jesus: sisterjuliennes: canissiriusmajor: highfunctioningshirtbuttons: Our class has the best Christmas tree. oh my god it’s our chemistree BLESS But of the tree of the laboratory, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest
airbornranchdressing: carsh-nurberlu: videohall: There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights Jesus fuck holy shit
chewbacca: Redditor pranks mom for Christmas with a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi that looks like Jesus (via r/cd4life on Reddit).
pissvortex:reallyreallyreallytrying:christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby
reallyreallyreallytrying:christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby
lucydonato:proverrbs:yeah i heard jesus is gonna kiss everyone on christmas day this yearit’s true it’s in the bible
orionsbelts:watcherscrown:merry christmas all hail shark jesus(x)
iandsharman: oprahnoodlemantra: onesentencemusings: alwaysbewoke: This Christmas let’s remember this fact… I’m not even Christian and I still feel compelled to reblog geographically ethnically accurate Jesus #athiestsforblackjesus “Geographically
vondell-swain: reverse christmas steal expensive things from your family and then find and kill jesus
i-will-call-you-sir: “Ever wonder what people got Jesus for Christmas? It’s like, “Oh great, socks. You know I’m dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They’ll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?” — Jim Gaffigan
presley250: melancholy-hill: i accidentally looked up baby alpacas and well sweet jesus this brought tears to my eyes oh my god “accidentally”? No. As a Christmas gift your subconscious decided to momentarily stop making you worry, stress,
smathmouth: My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
boyblueessex2012: Happy Christmas Sweet Jesus that’s a big un
kingdom-harsh: a-very-madoka-christmas: hamsturfinnur: age is just a number, we are always young and full of adventure #except for the mom in the first picture. she died oh oR SHE DIDN’T NEED TO TAKE THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN ALL DRIVE NOW? JESUS CHRIST
damnitoba: My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
When I was in the 5th and 6th grade I went to this Catholic school in the UK. And every year the younger students would perform in a nativity play for Christmas while the older students re-enact re crucifixion of Jesus for Easter. My teacher told me that
sweet-transvestite: afatblackfairy: chokesngags: superselected: “Things I Wish I Could Tell My Mom.” On Bodyshaming, Self-Hatred and the Often Complicated Relationship Between Black Mothers and Daughters. JESUS FUCKING CHRISTMAS SPREAD THIS TRUTH
heterosmexe: when i was little i thought jesus was a chicken strip because in one christmas song it said he was tender and mild. you know what else is tender and mild? a chicken strip
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acetylene-eyes: Dante Orpilla - Imbalance (2016) I effing loved this right out of the gate. But then I researched Orpilla. Jesus Harold and Maude Fucking Christ in the Ass on Christmas! if you don’t know Orpilla’s story, you’ll have to read it
mcflariel-: killervanilla: iamamywaterhouse: @tommcfly Leeds Christmas Light Switch On. Serious case of ‘jesus lighting’ stunning! Hngggggggggggggggg omg. Fletcher.<3
afrofilipino: jesus wasn’t white and neither was st nicholas merry christmas
onesentencemusings: alwaysbewoke: This Christmas let’s remember this fact… I’m not even Christian and I still feel compelled to reblog geographically ethnically accurate Jesus
marcellvs: connuh: marcellvs: jesus wasn’t white and neither was st nicholas merry christmas Why do people even care it’s literally just a skin color because racial hierarchies and institutional racism and white supremacy exist you superficial
pondscvm: onesentencemusings: alwaysbewoke: This Christmas let’s remember this fact… I’m not even Christian and I still feel compelled to reblog geographically ethnically accurate Jesus One time my mom was illustrating some christian children’s
nakedwarriors: Merry Christmas! /// Jake Gyllenhaal in “Jarhead” /// o_O Sweetie Jesus… dying
cawnstantheadache: beyoncebeytwice: jesus has risen Merry fucking Christmas
candycoatedcowgirl: parting: meanplastic: Me in biology class I have no hope for this country anymore tbh Jesus fucking Christmas… @mossyoakmaster @texas-andsweettea @dozer09 @dirt-road-texan @flastate-thesouthisgreat @i-dont-have-a-fuckingusername
oprahnoodlemantra: onesentencemusings: alwaysbewoke: This Christmas let’s remember this fact… I’m not even Christian and I still feel compelled to reblog geographically ethnically accurate Jesus #athiestsforblackjesus
chocoperv: Jesus H Christmas this women is fine
muslimrave: wakaflocka-senpai:airbornranchdressing: carsh-nurberlu: videohall: There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights Jesus fuck holy shit timeless.. oh my god
ohsobreezyjane: dopest-ethiopian: casatemporanea: fromknighttoking: beyoncebeytwice: jesus has risen it’s a Christmas miracle! Look at what my God can do YAS lord I can’t with y’all ^^ 😭
merry-goddamn-christmas: comedy-jesus: avalar: summer romance i want a cute relationship like this :( *sigh* Im alone in the world
notnumbersix: myinnerdomme: christmas lights make anything better! This is hilarious. Jesus.
smathmouth: My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild" because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
saskatchewanroughriders: My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
tomhiddlestonswife: People saying that “wishing people merry christmas is shirk because you agree Jesus is the son of God.” So does that mean that when they wish us Happy Eid or Happy Ramadan that they believe that Muhammad is the Last Messenger??
childofthesun26: science-jesus: sisterjuliennes: canissiriusmajor: highfunctioningshirtbuttons: Our class has the best Christmas tree. oh my god it’s our chemistree BLESS But of the tree of the laboratory, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the
anglofag: My bro is such a good sport, so he agreed to do this. The Christmas thing is because my grandad paid for my England cosplay as a present. And Canada is a Red vs. Blue reference. Full size. Cat Jesus
niadil: airbornranchdressing: carsh-nurberlu: videohall: There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights Jesus fuck holy shit bloody hell
Happy Birthday Jesus and Merry Christmas to all.
do-not-open-til-christmas: JESUS! I thought tying you up on the bed while I went swimming would keep you out of trouble! Oh well, I guess it’s partially my fault for leaving the door open.
ceramic-mugs: iopele: voxiferous: grumpsaesthetics: grumpsaesthetics: every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note
