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thickcurvysexy: thegreatkingofevil: Jhonni Blaze 9 Sweet Baby Jesus. On Christmas morning. That back and forth rocking has me captivated.
ouchieouch: Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a picture of anime Jesus dressed as Santa.
Impressed? Yeah, as a matter of fact. I knew you had the hots for me, but Jesus Christ. I got a little tipsy at the Christmas party and let leak that I’m into orgasm denial, and you’ve been denying yourself for three months? And you’ve been jerking
elizabethtran626: Did you know Christmas lights resemble the North star of when Jesus was born?(: Model : Elizabeth Tran Photographer : Jerry Lin
iandsharman: oprahnoodlemantra: onesentencemusings: alwaysbewoke: This Christmas let’s remember this fact… I’m not even Christian and I still feel compelled to reblog geographically ethnically accurate Jesus #athiestsforblackjesus “Geographically
eezybeezy: Merry Christmas everyone and happy birthday baby Jesus
I just couldn’t let him live…he shocked Santa’s balls!
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science-jesus: sisterjuliennes: canissiriusmajor: highfunctioningshirtbuttons: Our class has the best Christmas tree. oh my god it’s our chemistree BLESS But of the tree of the laboratory, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest
theonlylivingboyinnewyork: politicalsci: I mean, Christianity is an evil and the Bible is full of so much shit, but guess what American Christians, Jesus wasn’t a capitalist and every rich person is going to hell. (Matthew 19:24).MERRY CHRISTMAS.
redmacha: withmyheartwideopen: perfectlyscrumptious: conflictedintrovert: notnumbersix: myinnerdomme: christmas lights make anything better! This is hilarious. Jesus. I love this. @withmyheartwideopen - you need to see this! Not a problem
dumbledorethedragonborn: awgusteen: Omg my brother just called Christmas Eve mass “midnight Jesus release party” rageomega santasbigdong novaschaos thatfatwhiteguy OMFG I CANT IM DYING
airbornranchdressing: carsh-nurberlu: videohall: There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights Jesus fuck holy shit
ahsoka:Merry Christmas, Jesus was a Middle Eastern Jewish man who was all in favor of helping refugees and those less fortunate.
my friend bought me L4D2 on steam for christmas and my laptop will never handle it, I hope I get a new one jesus fuck
lemonmine: carsh-nurberlu: videohall: There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights Jesus fuck I see no problem with this
bamboofeverx: jesus i did not expect my clip to have circulated so much on tumblrthis is me. i originally posted this as a gif on reddit right before christmas when i was in cancún.
datcatwhatcameback: charting-out-my-life: my-saviour-loves-and-lives: praising-hands: The fact that most people are focusing on SANTA every Christmas rather than JESUS has been bothering me for quite some time now. REMEMBER, it’s CHRIST’s birth,
momcheetopuff: iandsharman: oprahnoodlemantra: onesentencemusings: alwaysbewoke: This Christmas let’s remember this fact… I’m not even Christian and I still feel compelled to reblog geographically ethnically accurate Jesus #athiestsforblackjesus
smathmouth: My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
nerdgasmz: cunief0rm: clitstuck: cheeeeeeen: affectionatestitches: colemotherfuckingphelps: THANK THE LORD JESUS. its like fucking christmas up in here kisses tumblr on the cheek OH MY GOD I’VE NEEDED THIS FOR YEARS ;A; THANK YOU for anyone
afrofilipino: jesus wasn’t white and neither was st nicholas merry christmas
heterosmexe: when i was little i thought jesus was a chicken strip because in one christmas song it said he was tender and mild. you know what else is tender and mild? a chicken strip
awgusteen: Omg my brother just called Christmas Eve mass “midnight Jesus release party”
onesentencemusings: alwaysbewoke: This Christmas let’s remember this fact… I’m not even Christian and I still feel compelled to reblog geographically ethnically accurate Jesus
bigbardafree: I’m seeing so many thirsty posts on tumblr today like idc if you want someone to bite your titties for christmas this day is about jesus
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housewifeswag: obi-wankenblowme: smathmouth: My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing #i’d go to church if this were the case
hedoesitwhycanti:fapformebaby: bluez01: merry christmas Jesus fucking Christ. Very nice This sounds like me. Am I getting plunged or rowing on a lake?
samvasnormandy: it’s christmas + I’m pretty. Spoiler Alert: Jesus dies at the end. #queer #genderqueer #dmab #selfie #trans woman As beautiful as ever 😘
pensola: disneyskellington: Halloween is over Thanksgiving is over Christmas is over New years is over now what NOW WE MUST PREPARE FOR EUROVISION!!!!! Aw, Jesus fuck, no
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azumanaeasaahi: here’s your daily reminder that asahi canonly dresses up as jesus for christmas every year and the karasuno team ‘crusifies’ him to the volleyball net every year
instructor144:texasred43:instructor144:southtxdiva:@instructor144 maybe this will help alleviate the Wham! “Last Christmas” agony. You’re welcome. Yes!!! I’d forgotten about this one !!!!SHORTY!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
miaoumint: voxiferous: grumpsaesthetics: grumpsaesthetics: every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the
merry christmas jesus wasn’t white.
yesimheretoo: anonymoustypewriter: You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much lol, the little drummer boy is one of my favourite Christmas
smathmouth: My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild" because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
metigoshe: My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
hinoneko: the hot anime on tumblr this year went from “hardcore giant-slaying military fantasy” to “high school boys getting really passionate about swimming” to “jesus and buddha spending christmas together” i love this website
marcellvs: connuh: marcellvs: jesus wasn’t white and neither was st nicholas merry christmas Why do people even care it’s literally just a skin color because racial hierarchies and institutional racism and white supremacy exist you superficial
clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead: iopele: voxiferous: grumpsaesthetics: grumpsaesthetics: every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important
zandarthunder: toasty-coconut: toasty-coconut: Never forget that on this holy night an older brother proposed to his middle school sister. These are the sins Jesus was born to this earth, on this blessed night, to save us from. merry christmas
Merry Christmas to all the Christian LGBT kids who are told or feel like they aren't a good Christian because of their sexuality. Jesus and God love you no matter what gender you are or what gender you love.
copperbadge: voxiferous: grumpsaesthetics: grumpsaesthetics: every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the
