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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lu771j9xMP4 My loneliness is killing me…I must confess I still believe you are my GOD. When i look at you I lose my mind. So give me a loooser sign…and tease me baby, one more time!
#i’m more than fairly sure that i’ve seen this post tagged ‘jesus and judas’ and really is there anything more accurate than that
confessionsofafamilygirl: Breakfast is my sons favorite meal of the day. (SOURCE:www.sex.com) Oh sweet Jesus
Happy Birthday Baby Jesus! And for everyone else, here’s the Question of the Day: If your family is religious and you aren’t, how do you deal on the holidays?
“I said you realized you weren’t getting it done in the sex department, and that you love her so much, you will do anything to make her happy, even if it means recognizing certain limitations.”“Jesus, Mike, do you hear what you&rsq
“I want to be close to you as close as I can get…”Another Rivarmin commission for @watergirl1968! Some soft boys with the morning paper and breakfast in bed for your soul. Check out Spring Thaw for some warm and fuzzy feelings (among
merry christmas~ OMFG JESUS I AM CRYING that is the cutest thing tory i love youuuuuu //hyperventilates and dies
2016 04-14 Judas Yeni Collab by Pain-hyena and Kantayeni
Cloud BrushSo this is a brushsetting in photoshop that makes awesome clouds, and I have to share this. Because my god. It looks fantastic. The examples I made here just took me seconds. It’s that good. The video above will teach you how to make this
Doin’ a fanfic about PearlLookin’ up official terminology about spearsUsin’ those terms in the ficFeelin’ all smart and stuff for usin’ those terms…Then realizin’ you accidentally looked up ‘spermatozoa’ instead of ‘spear’
Here’s the picture Seth talked about during his Show and Tell segment. It really is delightfully horrid.
REALLY? at this point Marvel has to bring Kamala to make that question?Oh gee idk, the terrigen mist that happens to be the virus legacy of 2016 that is killing mutants and some humans, and all that.In other news, Marvel is saying that is going back to
“Magical Mystery Cure”: The Collaborative Review Four guys, Pony Jesus and a review. It’s Destiny!Starring: Madhog thy Master, Les, Moviefan12 and OtaKun. This video collaboration was originally made back in March 2013.
batsquatchstudios: My Gravity Falls tribute is finally finished! This one was a lot of blood sweat and tears. I lost my entire first 5 days of work to 2 cats with muddy paws, and had to start over from scratch. I hope you all enjoy it! Thanks Gravity
alohomorashlie: STOP OH MY GOD GO PUT ON SOME SLEEVES JESUS
takeoffyourpantsandjagket: what if you woke up and you were dating your favorite celebrity and you just were dreaming that you were a fan girl who cried over them all the time
But perla i just remembered about that boy in the heel-y shoes and rolling down the hallway and im crying
I woke up in the middle of the night last night and for the first time in months I felt a presence in my room. I could feel it reading my mind. I’ve been so happy without these experiences in my life lately and I will not allow them back. While I do
You’d think people would bury the fucking hatchet for one month a year but no y’all are still pissing around with your shitty ace discourse and ruining the first day of pride month for me so could y’all shut the actual fuck up and realize the community
Love how no one on this site actually realizes that bullying people for who they are is actually super dangerous and an awful thing to do, even if said people they’re bullying are straight/cis/white etc. Straightophobia etc. don’t exist but bullying
theconcealedweapon:Jesus and Martin Luther King have a lot in common.They were both murdered by the ruling class.They both had messages about how to treat people. Their messages were twisted after their deaths and appropriated by the ruling class.They
chessys: i hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
setmyfrozenmindtothaw: I believe the person doing the closed captions stopped captioning the film and started captioning their internal dialogue.
I have no idea how to end this paper. I might just write “In Jesus name we pray, amen” However it is a science paper and I’m not sure how well my bio teacher will take that so we’ll see.
queenofthebuckets: rnikey-effin-way: thahalfrican: ameliacgormley: chinese-shibe-artist: holyfandombatman: twerkin-fo-jesus: pokemoncards: connivingwitch: beyoncespregnantstomach: CHILDHOOD BACK AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS
lol Man, major religions are getting sassier and sassier and I fuckin’ love it.
arkytiorthebadwolf: [So. It’s done. NEVER AGAIN. That pattern. Sweet baby jesus!!!!! Now I just gotta do my invitations and I can play on here again!!!! :D]
balconyscene: whitegirlsaintshit: shotquns: hot doctor game too strong i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral. you should probably go outside
wheres my depressed girl so we can cry and listen to jesus and mary chain together
sleepyquail replied to your post: oh my fucking god i hate these fucking levels holy… whiiiiich ooooone (also are you playing on Normal cos jesus it can be a bitch sometimes) *plays soothing music and passes an infinite ammo RPG-7* i don’t
Johnny and the Jesus Crew
whitegirlsaintshit: whatisthat-velvet: To be clear: the protesters are high school students who staged a peaceful walk out until the police showed up in riot gear and started to chase them, deploy mace and agitating by assaulting people attempting to
bearpigman: sushiandpie: if youre down or sad tonight, watch this seal complain about going into the water and in general be a big baby I legit don’t think I’ve laughed out loud in over a week, and now I can’t stop
serieslover: Favorite off-screen friendships/relationships [ 21 / ? ]: Matthew Gray Gubler and Shemar Moore (Spencer Reid and Derek Morgan on Criminal Minds)
textsfromdramaticalmurder: Jesus christ Ren, hurry up and do him already. =w= -Kai
jennalouscoleman: Nobody’s gonna come and save you, We pulled too many false alarms.
bando–grand-scamyon: himovadere: LMAOOO y'all going straight to hell lmfaoooo
beekeepermarycatherine: like. I love theology discussions, but I love my brand of theology discussions. highlights include: top 5 punishments from back when God was fun Jesus and the disciples were a bunch of punk ass kids and that’s awesome yes,
heckspanic: my sisters wedding invite said “gobble gobble motherfucker!” & my aunt called her and said she needed jesus and started shouting bible verses at her
deanprincesster: what if the pope resigned because he’s pregnant with the new jesus and mtv makes a show about it called sistine and pregnant
afternoonsnoozebutton: deanprincesster: what if the pope resigned because he’s pregnant with the new jesus and mtv makes a show about it called sistine and pregnant
notanangryvegan: sobermotherfuckinggamzee: failsyndrome: SOMEBODY TOOK POPULAR VINES AND MADE THIS *GROSS SOBBING* THE FUCKING MARCO ONE JESUS
semolavanpeltpan: tithegirl: shiips: apolkadottedowl: sasstrid-and-dorkcup: madehimsaycomfychairs: floacist: iwishitwas1983: I’m crying. LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning“mr. owl”“oh jesus christ”“please
slayerenfiniti: ask-irl-shitty-glasses: captainarlert: stoned-levi: //DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY DO YOU FUCKING SEE JESUS HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL that would actually be really funny he would’ve been petrafied. Go sit in a corner and
envybakemono: BAKI’S FOLLOW FOREVER If you’re on here you’re not just screwed now, you’re going to continue to be screwed over for as long as this jerk decides he likes you. Seriously, thank you so much for putting up with my muse, and now that
cruxis-and-coffee: angelstear: MARTEL AND YUAN. CUTE MITHOS. KRATOS SMILING. … Let’s thank the heavens that I still have enough senses to blog that. CHEESEBURGERS, MUTHAFUCKA This is beautiful.
mechabya: iscythea: shiseptiana: firebreathfishslap: I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING PERSONAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHH!!!!! the sad thing is this looks great if you scroll past the face then you scroll up and see the nasty looking hair and the FUCKING FAAAAAAACE
darkonite: i remade this cuz op was a terf and the song choices were meh anyways. tag yourself!
theo and seiao are garbage
polyvinylmonster: Inspired by this brilliant post. I’ll do the other ones as well. It’s also my first Koujaku fanart I mean I’m not really a huge fan of him but it felt really great when I was drawing him and his gorgeous hair aaa aaaa
i really want to read a kounoi where noiz is getting fucked senseless (lmao, see what i did there) by koujaku. i want him to be face down with his ass in the air moaning like his life depended on it and swearing in german. and while he's begging for
suga….. getting his ass eaten by kuroo and dai after they both just finished in him……….. more like thank u jesus for giving me this sin…………
lordofthefangirls: crazypeoplejail: thisgirlgames: notxam: in case you needed a reminder that humans are incredible and terrifying I was only a minute and a half into this video before the urge to reblog completely won over. wait how is he doing
sauvamente: thoughtremixer: When Kirk Franklin educate you one minute and want to introduce you to Jesus the next… Kirk ready How much of a reach is it to equate sitting with someone to letting that someone rape your child? You conservatives sick.
blacksitcoms: blacksitcoms: Good Times is an American sitcom that centers around James Evans and his humble family. The Evans Family lives in government funded Projects in Chicago’s West Loop. James, his wife Florida, James Junior (J.J.), Thelma,and
txcwbysexy: daddyfortwinksnjocks: Fuck jesus and his disciples! This 20 year old “straight” baseball player from South Carolina is just fucking dreamy! He’s dressed in Daddy’s favourite attire! I could just have him sit on my face and smother