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mangerzone: the-great-gaby: werewolfery: kanye trying to process the fact that he is not jesus jesus trying to process the fact that he is not kanye. Jesus Christ and Kanye trying to decide who will rise on Easter Sunday Jesus and Kanye will
blowain: zuppadivetro: mikasdailylife: ameliajones: fuckyeahcutemale: …and then Jesus was born. Merry Christmas to everyone from xenium, mayusculas and tsuyoku (the /cm/ team!). OMG THIS IS THE MANGA WITH JESUS AND BUDDHA LIVING TOGETHER ….what
Girl: Jesus, what do I do? I like this guy, but I’m tired of being ignored by him! Jesus: Daughter, I love MILLIONS of people that ignore me everyday. Bit I still love them, uncondicionally. REBLOG IF YOU LOVE JESUS AND YOU DON’T IGNORE HIM.
Ted Neeley in “Jesus Christ Superstar”, 1973
Judas and Jesus.I’ve probably blogged this before, but i was just talking to someone about it and blogged that picture a little while ago based on something in this, so it’s a good time to expose new people to it :D This is, hooves down, one of the
mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just
Last night I had a dream that an airplane wrote “god loves you” in the night sky. This morning, in real life, I walked into my backyard and an airplane was writing “jesus loves you” and I started crying. I laid in the grass and
usaproblems: USA Problem #170 “jesus loves trump” ok waht…
wolfflux: the-true-space-fandom: nativemuscle: simonalkenmayer: politicalsci: Your death is a preexisting condition and we cannot afford to cover every resurrection. I already have mine scheduled. Die mad about it. Republican Jesus™ ok i try
kastana:bourbonandcherries:marsapartment: I was thinking about the movie adaptation of Interview with the Vampire and was about to make a “Here’s my review: not gay enough” meme about it, and I’m having a fucking stroke because I guess I’d
theprettiestboy: sillysadskeleton: mazarinedrake: Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that Jesus would have thrown out of the temple and beaten with a stick, and the fact that so many self-identified Christians want to put him in office tells
asiraphael: monsternobility: raphhaels: jesus and adam roleswap au. jesus is born in 2007 (the antiadam). theres baby a, baby b, and the Savior, the Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, the Everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace “you lost jesus” “we
just-shower-thoughts: So Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is also know as “the lamb of God”, so does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
365filmsbyauroranocte:Films watched in 2021.126: Vampyros Lesbos (Jesús Franco, 1971) ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆“Madness and death rule the island.”
lol Jesus always puts a damper on misplaced suicidal tendencies. So true.
gloriousruin: slumberinggirl: Oh my god Jesus fuckin Christ.. lol I suspected the ending was gonna be great… and I was correct.
rottenmeats: catbountry: loryshouldgetoff: WE’LL PUT DOGS INTO THE STORY OF JESUS SO WE CAN TRICK KIDS INTO WATCHING. HOPEFULLY THEY FOCUS ON JESUS AND NOT HOW CUTE THE DOGS ARE. Edit: No wonder that Lucas has been in shit. Can’t voice act for
tonyespera: lusilly: gobigorgoextinct: Jaeger with a sticker on its rear that says ‘Jesus is my co-pilot’ #Headcanon: its Matador Fury from Mexico #piloted by Jesus and Carlos #headcanon: jesus doesn’t think it’s funny#carlos thinks it’s
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Georges Rouault (Paris, 1871 - 1958), Young Jesus with the Doctor, 1893; watercolour and gouache on paper, 52 x 64 cm
deepfriedfuckpotato: mostlyhydratrash: snommelp: geekandmisandry: cerealkillerrr: freikorps: The pope is a FUCKING HERETIC Ya he’s fucking shit, he is a large part of the reason the Roman Catholic church is declining I mean he’s straight
wilwheaton: scarlettohairdye: killerchickadee: buttheadhatesthetcc: lauralot89: Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
just-shower-thoughts:If Mary gave birth to Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, then clearly, Mary had a little lamb.
aangnog: matt-ketchup: aangnog: if u dont like mozzarella sticks then i assume u also dont like jesus I like mozzarella sticks but I dont like jesus they are a packaged deal im sorry but youre going to have to give up your liking of mozzarella stick
they-are-all-lies: wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.OISNCDSIDNCEWKJRNFWEK
earlgreytea68: mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR
fagmobs: Tumblr has become so left wing it has actually looped back around is coming close to a weird right wing conservative mentality that everything you personally think is right and anyone who disagrees with you is wrong
greeneyes-anddimples: screamaaron:jas0nwaterfalls: theafrocentrics:viewsfromthe7even:therealdjhotsauce: So ummm… Mary Mary is doing Trap Gospel? I’ll just leave this here YAS! Pass me that communion wine and bread!!!!! Jesus died for this surely!!!
patronustrip: wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
team-reverie: judal-is-my-spirit-animal: lezly-odair: How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute. Faith
wholocked-theimpala: the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?” and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
kristenwiiggle: my favorite easter story is the one where judas, jesus and lady gaga are enjoying a nice bath and judas decides to pour a beer on her butt while jesus looks on
nepotato:nepotato: homestuckhero1998: kidneysavvy: I found this posted on a Christian page… Why do I laugh Oh yeah CAUSE IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS Was this at GMX? I hugged this Jesus and confessed my sins. That’s actual Jesus man. I hugged Jesus
charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn: White Jesus, Black Jesus, and Historically Accurate Jesus are best friends. Don’t pit them against each other. They’re just preaching buddies. Into the Jesus-Verse Him too. That’s
annamirka: tkaczka: kamazu: neckreductionholiday: civil-anarchy: LOL IS THIS JESUS KEEPING THE BUDDHA FROM ENLIGHTENING OTHERS WHAT IS THIS FROM!? DYING its the anime for the best manga ever jesus and buddha are roommates and best buddies and
afrograce: Kanye trying to process the fact that he is not Jesus Jesus trying to process the fact that he is not Kanye Jesus and Kanye trying to decide who will rise on Easter Sunday Kanye explaining to Jesus that he is his father Jesus explaining to
kirbyartstuff: this is for Jack, who made me gift art twice (I think), and I’m still very greatful so I made him a gift too :> hope you like it! Sweet Jesus! She looks fantastic and those thighs are on another level! Thank you :D
neckreductionholiday: civil-anarchy: LOL IS THIS JESUS KEEPING THE BUDDHA FROM ENLIGHTENING OTHERS WHAT IS THIS FROM!? DYING its the anime for the best manga ever jesus and buddha are roommates and best buddies and they hang out and there’s a lot
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lt-rawrcharlierawr: WELL HERE’S A SHITTY PIC OF MY SHITTY LIZARDGUY i have never sculpted before it shows it shows real bad Someone else in the class made Jesus fuckin’ Jesus AND IT LOOKS SO JESUSY I AM SO JEALOUS OF HIS JESUSING TALENT it’s fuckin’
King of Fools …Man, i don’t know why i never went to look and see what else Olaf Encke has done (He did Judas and Jesus a few years after this) …but yeah. This is awesome too. I hope he’ll do more shorts in the future! What a
mabarii: unshakingsisterlysupport-deacti: Morinth: I love krogan. Passionate, violent. They burn bright - and quickly burn out. Grunt: Go away, asari slut. ooo grunt. one of my favorite lines. [x]
Some monochrome cats of mine I thought you would like. The white one is named Jesus since his birthday is Cinco De Mayo while the other one is just named Mr.Perkinsomg ;;;;o;;; i love them i kiss both of them thank u <333
equalistmako: princedesnas: equalistmako: I WENT IN TO THE LOK TAG AND IMMEDIATELY REGRETTED IT digging for fruit loops tw: digging for fruit loops
reinerfubar: Reminder that Hajime Isayama(the author of SnK himself) drew this and it even got previewed on the cover of the October 2012’s bessatsu magazine
disgruntledturtle: And if you know about the physics of explosions, it gets worse. The metal shell over her head would focus the force of the blast into a tiny area, while the opening around her neck would direct the force down like a shaped charge.
equalistmako: working at a hotel means sometimes guests leave weird shit behind and you’ve gotta be the first jerk to point out that maybe they’re connected
bogleech:aireina:aireina:aireina:HELLO, THISon a similar notethe saga continues!These statements are worse than I ever could have expected and I thought my expectations were already at zero
thyrell:captain-price-officially:Have y’all tried marrying people you like?imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you
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