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jessalrynn: bprinny: funkylittlegoblin: kisstheshow: careful-crow: thewitchway: nakedinasnowsuit: santmagdalene: The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother. God: where’s Abel? Cain: fuck if I know???
jessalrynn: virginiaisforhaters: virginiaisforhaters: i cant even imagine the temptation of living near a hotspot for paranormal investigators. i would be out there EVERY NIGHT fucking with them. that aint a ghost that made you pee yourself its me, the
jessalrynn: beautiful-rave: misguidedbeams: Country boys make do… THIS is “boys will be boys”
jessalrynn:weirdlandtv:14th-century spiritual guide, THE CLOUD OF UNKNOWING (1971). Now there’s a title. The cover is based on an engraving by Diana Bloomfield.All Hail the Mighty Glow Cloud!
jessalrynn::Your first, fifth, and tenth most recent emojis predicts how well October will treat you 😂🦆😷Appropriate
jessalrynn: sheikonfleek: “You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett This is one of the most important works of literature ever written and so very few people even know.
jessalrynn::Your third most recent emoji will reveal your aura🤬
jessalrynn: karis-the-fangirl:leatherleaves:galvanizedfriend:I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at
jessalrynn:benevolentgentleman:There’s always that one kid and they’re always wonderful.
jessalrynn:dragongirltitties:lilpoundcakeofficial:Do Google and Amazon nexthell yeah monopoly bustingDon’t forget Walmart. They may be ground based but they control way too much. Then Apple. Then Disney.
jessalrynn: syn-the-guardian:generation-zoomer:catdragonunicorn: daggers-drawn: twitblr: I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x) I’m saying “it’s right” All of us are saying “it’s right.” It’s right He shouldn’t
jessalrynn: miss-madame-404:sasstricbypass:vague-yet-menacing:vague-yet-menacing:possuman-deactivated20180713:why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard namesit is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,you are no match for Xanax the Wiseviagra Benadryl the
jessalrynn: googledocsdyke:It’s like. you can never go home not because your home burned down but because the home you want to return to never actually existed. your mother has never been your mother not in the way you thought she was. it’s just
jessalrynn: gay-privilege: birf: I will scroll thru the craft tag on instagram just to hear the atrocious fuckin audios why did I have to turn on the sound Why would you MAKE this noise on PORPOISE?!?!!
jessalrynn:johnnyjoestarrelatable:iridescentjaq:johnnyjoestarrelatable:johnnyjoestarrelatable:johnnyjoestarrelatable:i think it’s fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat a plant’s job is literally to just exist
jessalrynn:practicalarson:googleimagesofgod:ladies say it with me I am normal We are normalWe are on tumblr. Be realistic here.
jessalrynn: amysnotdeadyet:stargazing-at-the-moon:thefaeriefeatherdark:I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost,
jessalrynn:yesiamreallyanangel:Accurate sign is accurate.
jessalrynn: dishy-squishers: warrenpearce69: Victorian female medical students Looks like one of them had a really tough semester That’s the guy who came to “well actually” them.
jessalrynn:powerburial:“guys” is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like “what are those guys up to”. a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.This word
jessalrynn:dumbasscats:No bread for you!ViaWhat’re you even gonna do with that now that you’ve got it, you stubborn fur gremlin??!
jessalrynn: I want this guy at our Walmart.
jessalrynn:fireladybuckley::Mentally we’re all pretty much here:UNMUTE THISSong is, please? ID song, please. Need song. Please?
jessalrynn:kendallroy-deactivated20210425:tag yourself in this list of stuff they’ve found in the hudson river. i’m the dead giraffeI’m the grand piano. Brilliant, elegiac, utterly useless where I’m located.
jessalrynn: destinyknowz:akuasucc:same with sista, brotha, motha, etc etc I love this! Absolutely agree. Mostly because, while I do not speak Gullah, I am very familiar with it, a language which is part dialectical English, part Haitian French, but
jessalrynn:chaoticgouda:chaoticgouda:I hate this world. i hate having to live on a planet like this, with such rude mean spirited fucking people I HATE IT SOMEONE said this was a cursed image!! FUCK OFF!!!I think it’s called a wyvern.
jessalrynn: thefuzzydave: so much smol Live action Bambi looking better and better I guess.
jessalrynn:everythingfox:Tiny unit welcomes human home(via)I have seen baby cats bigger than this dog.
jessalrynn:childhoodgrave:tagranon69-deactivated20221204:childhoodgrave:“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birthop that’s called having eyes my name isnt op its monty and i bet God hasnt even spoken to you
jessalrynn: tkthegoddess: alwaysbewoke: notlostonanadventure:rasebas: veritas-amore-et-iustitia: iheartmoonlight: israelgorex100pre: FUCKING WITH THE WRONG GUY mario kart irl The fact that he starts pedaling faster at the end Chaotic good rogue
jessalrynn:drinkyourjuiceshelby:the-privateer:evilminji:tikkety-tok:Sound on 🔊 @leftnotright local birb harrases owner XDi’ve never heard a bird screaming in rage beforeSo many highlightsTikTok video of the yearThat bird makes the dying Mario
jessalrynn: bauliya:dressed-in-rain: adampvrrish:literally everything always feels like a performance to me. i’ll be uncontrollably sobbing and will suddenly be like wow i would’ve won an oscar for this I was in a beginner’s fiction writing class
jessalrynn:zorbs:the quiet periods on tumblr when no mutuals are active feel like those scenes in wild west films when the protagonist aimlessly wanders the desert as tumble weeds roll byYou might even say it’s 😎 tumblrweed.
jessalrynn: mylifetherant:askfordoodles: eabevella: thebaconsandwichofregret: 6-phds-and-no-sense: 6-phds-and-no-sense: sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work
jessalrynn: ninbayphua:parliamentrook:why do I even buy cat toys The price of cat toys is inversely proportional to their ability to interest your cat.
jessalrynn:liberalsarecool:Imperialism kills. They stole the land and killed the children.I hope those who perpetrated these atrocities are roasting slow in their own definition of hell.
jessalrynn: Me trying to advance at work.
jessalrynn:lovetheirloves:tdhppjpurple:lovetheirloves:lovetheirloves:tricornking:lovetheirloves:tricornking:not100bees:calamitys-child:calamitys-child:calamitys-child:I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent
jessalrynn:reallyreallyreallytrying:everyone’s got that one buddy who’s an imp who torments them with demonic energy
jessalrynn:hunterbiden:beyond parody.To paraphrase the late, great Freddie Mercury: Is this the real life? Is this just parody??
jessalrynn: bethanythemartian:kishi-is-here: @osheamobile !!!!he made a cello! he made a whole ass full sized cello! full sized as in it is the size of a real cello, but also full size as in I think that’s a whole 4/4 sized fucking chocolate goddamned
jessalrynn: satanguts:parakeet:cannot cope with this reddit post my man is just reading a book at a local coffee shop and its ruining this persons life . the way the title reads like he was actively trying to ruin their marriage. the way this makes me
jessalrynn: thepioden: whetstonefires:alliram:whetstonefires:store-brand baking soda packaging: NON-GMOfor sure i stared at the wall for a couple of minutes, trying to construct a scenario in which baking soda–a chemically processed form of the more
jessalrynn: sarahsupastar:carolxdanvers:w0lp3rtinger:urban-spaceman:vendetta06:I agree with the message but?! this is tone deaf coming from one of the elitist, most prestigious fashion events in the world. you are rich to even be invited, an event where
jessalrynn: beyoncescock: source: @karmagheden // reddit It looks like dianthus? Anyone out there got the deets on this? I mean. 32k yo carnation? I want one.
jessalrynn:prime-tiktoks: Cat: Humans leaving their fucking socks all over the fucking place all the fucking time, but let me leave one freaking hair and… *drops sock* oh, there you are, what the fuck are you leaving this fucking sock in the floor for??!
jessalrynn: sword-and-nightingale:juicedoesthings: ampervadasz: Unmute ! Just testing out some sounds Oh! He’s feeling B O N K Y today I think your birb is trying to invent music.
jessalrynn:hclark70:aen-maggs:My cat, Darby, having issues with his weasel toy. We go together or no one goes!!
jessalrynn: lovelyladylavie:badass-art-tutorials: inmysewingbox: madamehardy: laughlikesomethingbroken: rizascupcakes: Gather ‘round kids: I had a coworker mention to me this morning that it’s impossible to get grease stains out of fabric. As
jessalrynn:teathattast:Wake up babe new fish droppedThere are many advantages to being a marine biologist.
jessalrynn:oatmealbrain:ihatenearlyeverything:kingpin-of-steel-act3:its ok theyre Gods lil helpersAnd boy are they clumsyHuman box builder: Helpfully supplies ledge to land on. Bees: Use ledge only to check themselves AFTER they wreck themselves.
jessalrynn: fluffygif: Augmented reality topography on sand There are one (1) advantages to being a geologist.
jessalrynn:gravedangerahead:I’m the account that reposts sparknotes’ Shakespeare tweets now, that’s my role in the ecosystem And you are doing it so well!
jessalrynn: mcdonaldschina: “only karens ask for refunds” is pro-corporation propaganda. if they don’t give me what i want they’re giving me my money back and that doesn’t make me an angry middle-aged karen harpy, you’re just cucked by stupid
jessalrynn: canadianwheatpirates: yharnamsnewslug:canadianwheatpirates: I feel like, for tumblr specifically, Anne Rice being dead is like a rehearsal run for Queen Elizabeth being deadalso if you haven’t heard, Anne Rice is dead. Queen Elizabeth
jessalrynn: guilty-as-battery-charged:Unpopular opinion but an adult still living at home with their birth family doesn’t owe you an explanation for why they’re living there. It could be an illness/disability they have that’s not fully visible.
jessalrynn: monkeysaysficus:bastlynn:psychedelicships:caterinas80: rowantheexplorer: ruelukas22: eliciaforever: artikgato: aprillikesthings: zillyart32: gallusrostromegalus: auntytimblr: mikeyfriskeyhands: My brother saved this document and
jessalrynn:forfuckssakejim:Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working? Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit. When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income
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