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jessalrynn: jamaicanblackcastoroil: lawful-evil-novelist: celticpyro: maureen2musings: So this just happened! Scary clouds passing through Anna, Illinois iuriebelegurschiLicensed 🎥 video by Maranda Marie Benefield So anyone else here seen “The

jessalrynn: napoleanbonafarte: markv5: «Просто опракинул банку с кошачьей мятой» “Just knocked over a jar of catnip” Kitty: The air is SINGING and i can TASTE it!!

jessalrynn: claup777: Me: I’m going to bed early and don’t stay up reading fics Don’t say that so loud, they’ll HEAR you.

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jessalrynn: rosetylerblog: But she told me to warn you. She said two words: Bad Wolf. To make the TARDIS read “Bad Wolf”, she had to go back in time, to the age of Gallifrey, and either 1) set the TARDIS to be capable of suddenly displaying “Bad

jessalrynn: copperbadge: werewolfblake: sirartwork: world-of-cats: reblog for noises The great wizard My cats didn’t even recognize this as Cat Language. Cat speaks eldritch chant in forgotten, ancient tongue…

jessalrynn: crushsuggestions: do you ever…. just consider throwing yourself in a trashcan after a conversation Throw the whole OP away

jessalrynn: fairycosmos: i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father

jessalrynn: jensteed: atlinmerrick: Wait until the end please. Do. “oh no, I touched it and it just fell??!”with a tin of peaches - “oh NO !” *shove* “I touched it!!” *straining* “and it just FELL?!!!” Physicist cat conducts experiments

jessalrynn: license-to-geek: Some of you have never spent 6 hours reading a fic for it to be left on a cliffhanger and not uploaded since 2014 and it shows Some of you aren’t responsible for this atrocity and still vaguely guilty for it when there’s

jessalrynn: dendritic-trees: elidyce: quietblogoflurk: On a lighter note. The main reason I ever wanted to write a Hungarian mythology-based urban fantasy is that I needed to see someone do Bread Magic in a mundane modern setting. Bread Magic shows

jessalrynn: honeysucklepink: black-geek-supremacy: afronerdism: ajora: frosty-the-snowden: catchymemes: Via @iamdylancurran (Twitter) not even apologizing for the longpost Just embrace our overlords. It’s too late now Right wingers have

jessalrynn: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: samdirector24: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: @ayellowbirds what is this creacher what cryptid is this O.O Tis a babey a smol! Cat-e-graph?

jessalrynn: scorpionbutch: plantparenthood: working a on strawberry farm and we have a new farm hand! He’s not the best at picking but is very good at protecting STRAWBERRY GUARDIAN. I guess you could put him on the cash register.

jessalrynn: nanostims:🗡️ | prismsouls on ig I want this.

jessalrynn: comradeprozac: adistraughtthought: chlmera: itsdanimotherfreakingglitter: i-was-today-years-old-when: i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet”

jessalrynn: theraphos: thegoodfoothousehold: the-militant-catholic: hidrihime: liache: ok kids repeat after me vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic rubbing alcohol

jessalrynn: I’d like to see this in a classic planetarium

jessalrynn: whyyoustabbedme: whyyoustabbedme: If a black person did this to white babies they’d have been executed twice already Serial killer should be roasting right now.

jessalrynn: snugz: cyanophobia1: thecutestcatever: toastycursedcats: Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on) Poor baby!!! Someone save them!! t-the noise- Icantbreath @sylvan-highbrary Turn. The. Sound. ON!!!

jessalrynn: somecutething: This dog just curls up to go to sleep on this duck. And the duck’s just like, What, I can’t possibly move now, the baby is sleeping!

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jessalrynn: blunt-science:The reverse progression of Modern Humans to simple life forms.

jessalrynn: sassysousa: urbanfantasyinspiration: scarletrougelipstick: If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head I’m choreographing a fight scene to whatever song I’m listening to I’m running

jessalrynn::Your third most recent emoji will reveal your aura🌩

jessalrynn: djpeckneck: thatpettyblackgirl: Olive Garden is owned by Darden. Darden also owns: Longhorn Steakhouse Cheddar’s Scratch Kitchen Yard House The Capital Grille Seasons 52 Fresh Grill Bahama Breeze Island Grille Eddie V’s

jessalrynn: napoleanbonafarte: markv5: «Просто опракинул банку с кошачьей мятой» “Just knocked over a jar of catnip” Kitty: The air is SINGING and i can TASTE it!!

jessalrynn: the-witch-named-mavis: emmersdrawberry: systlin: withinashes: mikepents: weavemama: weavemama: BEES ARE THE ULTIMATE QUEENS OF THE COMBACK 🐝🐝🐝🐝 Source to article. The Department of Agriculture honeybee health survey released

jessalrynn: jenroses: spinningyarns: coolcatgroup: treacle-a: cat-memes-only: This is art NICE If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own

jessalrynn: thesummoningdark: rinhkitty: mahigxn: pineapplepineapplebatman: j0jin: Scotland is not boring When I say I love bagpipes, this is what I mean Absolute banger WHERE’S THE SOURCE, OP?????? This is Clanadonia What the video doesn’t

jessalrynn::Your first and eleventh most recent emoji predicts how well November will treat you🥵🧚🏻‍♀️Weird. November will treat me weird. Just like every other month.

jessalrynn:dankmemeuniversity:🦆 Correct emoji for “autocorrect fail”

jessalrynn: strongermonster: strongermonster: why is it when my cat is sleeping i cannot resist the urge to touch her just so i can hear the Cat Activation Noise my cat: *sleeping peacefully*me: *plunges my fingers into her soft, soft fur just so i

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jessalrynn: basedheisenberg: laughhard: I don’t know where to even start With permission, obviously. Slowly.

jessalrynn: essence-of-nature: The largest Hydrogen Peroxide experiment ever 🧪⠀By @Nickuhas and @DavidDobrik So this is what a bad idea looks like. Okay.

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jessalrynn:shoelace-and-friends:ariassong:scoutandcowpany:😒Life imitates art….Some people are using entirely too much air. PS: Lysol kills Coronavirus. It’s done so for years.

jessalrynn: evelynbeauregard: due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time Sorry to call you out on your big decision

jessalrynn: aceofsquiddles:I don’t ‘zone out’. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.

jessalrynn: boxfullofsomething: witchesversuspatriarchy: If she was a siren singing at the bottom of the ocean, I’d jump right into it. No doubt. Totally gay :D I have fucking chills from this- The laugh at the end tho- Lovely.

jessalrynn: lovelydeck: sandersstudies: sandersstudies: There’s a reason lots of good parents say to babies stuff like “You’re excited to go to the park!” “Oh, it makes you mad that we can’t go outside.” And then when the babies get

jessalrynn: ave-aria: professional-dog-hugger: callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned! callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals! callout posts in 2016: this user

jessalrynn:rbhvleo:it eats me alive.Eat the rich.

jessalrynn: birbman-sasori: bellygangstaboo: Reblog if you agree. I agree This is when you say “light ‘em up”!

jessalrynn: rhymewithme: skella-bro: WCVB Channel 5 Boston: Vandals defaced an iconic statue of Christopher Columbus in Boston’s North End by covering it in red paint and tagging it with the phrase “Black Lives Matter. | http://wcvb.tv/6187BBCw5

jessalrynn:one-time-i-dreamt:All of us on 4th of July:Honestly that would be fucking hilarious.

jessalrynn: He has a quest for you, if you dare approach him.

jessalrynn::Your fourth most recent emoji predicts how much crazier 2020 will get for you🤪

jessalrynn:mysharona1987:This will never stop being funny to me.Welcome to 2020, where we are living on the flip side. Shoot them and detain their children!

jessalrynn: Don’t start. Just… really don’t.

jessalrynn:harpyhormones:doctorfreak:this is absolutely sending mehell of a way to learn ur a vampireCops gonn be like: You don’t look like your photo…

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jessalrynn:elodieunderglass:lazylaziel:doctor-mywife:tiktoks-for-tired-tots:this is what those posts about evil music are talking aboutThe Devil went down to GeorgiaHe was lookin’ for a soul to steal…That’s so rude this is a bopUntitled

jessalrynn:jpdesenhador:saurophaganax:saurophaganax:curse the ancestors that first crawled out of the primordial ocean soup and forced me to have lungs so that I could breathe curtled muggy air that may as well be water anyway!!me when i travel back in

jessalrynn: thoodleoo: i really love being someone who studies history on tumblr because the way some people talk about history on here is fucking WILD and hearing history discussed with tumblr terminology will never not be hilarious to me. there’s

jessalrynn: Third shift at most companies. Not disagreeing, just… you know what, never mind.

jessalrynn: mylittlehony: The foal-shaped void had Feelings about the wind and the rain. Do not reblog this foal if you are Anish Kapoor, will show him to Anish Kapoor, or have any plans to share him in any way with Anish Kapoor.”

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