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thranduil-stormborn: naturemetaltolkien: Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791. Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark
writing-prompt-s: Pick a medieval fantasy universe.(Tolkien, George R. R. Martin, Robert Jordan, whomever) Write a scene that takes place in that same universe, only hundreds of years in the future where a form of “industrial revolution” has taken
lazytechsupport: katobleps: lesbianrey: hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye cs lewis:
allieinarden: C.S. Lewis: You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. J.R.R. Tolkien: (plunks down full 1-volume Lord of the Rings with appendices) C.S. Lewis: (narrows eyes) how much tea you got
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:If amazon tries to sex up lord of the rings to compete with game of thrones i will raise Tolkien from the dead myself to tell them to fuck off
hufflepuff-jedi: kaible: jordisstigander: tcfkag: 4setsofcorsets: bluepaladinredlion: lazytechsupport: katobleps: lesbianrey: hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like
robin-hood-for-freedom: captainsnoop: God, Tolkien naming his book “The Hobbit” was such a big dick move. Like, back then people didn’t know what a hobbit was. It’d be like if I released a book called “The Smarple” and 50 years later everyone
xazz: atheistj: Incorrect Tolkien quotes I legit don’t know how this is an incorrect quote
creepsandcrawlers: cydril: thegrumpyhedgehog: lesbianeowynn: dimetrodone: Apparently before Tolkien specified that hobbits look like humans some people thought they were some sorta weird critter LotR remake with an elf, two men, a dwarf, a wizard,
frasier-crane-style:midydoof:tanoraqui:it’s just hard not to think about the fact that in 1915, JRR Tolkien went to war not with but certainly in the same army and many of the same battles as his 3 best school friends, all nicely upper class young men
ratfuck:ratfuck:instead of reading Tolkien have you nerds ever considered TOKING??instead of jk rowling how about you ROWL a fucking joint for once in your clammy lives
scope-dogg: ahnimic-ixaca: michellezhuli: ?!?!?!?!?!?!!??? who tf is gonna be nude? the ents??? Gollum cock is within reach Hook some magnets up to Tolkien’s corpse so we can have unlimited free energy as he spins in his grave
english-history-trip: cryptid-coalition: hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why
gay-pippin:lindirs-gaze:which tolkien character has the fattest ass
slappyappie:lovely-v:I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception
error-404-fuck-not-found:randomtechpriest:transmechanicus:the-everything-man:thespectacularspider-girl:venowyn:grumpynorthernblacksmith:rohirric-hunter:ereborslionheart:tolkien fans are insufferable because you’ll agree to watch the movies with them
bespectacled-ghost:intjint:ivan-fyodorovich:off-brandhipster:ivan-fyodorovich: though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane The Santa part
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moeskine: Okay so i didn’t know Elijah Wood voiced Wirt and since im a Tolkien junky i HAD TO DRAW WIRT BAGGINS. I also drew Saragorn
poutineisdelicious: xekstrin: majere636: arachnofiend: marapetsrules: bobfoxsky: “You fool. No man can kill me.” How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird? Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: itmakesnosense: “Not all those who wander are lost.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: thats-what-im-tolkien-about: That’s it, that’s the movie This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
“Not all those who wander are lost”- J.R.R. Tolkien
oreides: the-vashta-nerada: when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher
itmakesnosense: “Not all those who wander are lost.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien
firaxa: never forget that famed linguist Tolkien who loved making up his own words and languages named the evil volcano in his books “Mount Doom”
warston: The Lord of the Rings book covers designed by J.R.R Tolkien himself.
boromirs: Happy holidays, Tolkien fandom!
amber-and-ice: hindividual: My friends went on a trip to England, and they stopped to visit J.R.R. Tolkien’s grave. They found this left on top of it, and now I want to cry. Of all the things left there, this is probably one of the best.
kozzblog: Gem dorfs by *nebriniel Picture Description: So according to Tolkien canon, female dwarves weren’t altogether that much different from the males, and other races confused the two genders often… most cited reason being facial hair that
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bananaraisinface: “I am in fact, a hobbit in all but size.” -J.R.R. Tolkien
graceespooks: the hobbit by jrr tolkien, one of the most beloved children’s classics of all time
arachnofiend: marapetsrules: bobfoxsky: “You fool. No man can kill me.” How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird? Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had
strixus: forsty: dwarves ams dildos RIGHT… I need the rest of the boys done as Tolkien characters ASAP. … Toki gets to be Bilbo, right? Or maybe Fili? Hm… Nathan is Thorin or Beorn Murderface is Azog Pickles is Gloin … oh god what have
dorkly: Thorin & Ulfric: Elf-Hatin’ Bros Hey, you got your Tolkien in my Elder Scrolls!
a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts: xdroox: toinfinityandbeyonce: me on my way to steal your man “In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.” i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
lohrien: Tolkien Illustrations by Donato Giancola
stoneofthehapless:The Witch-King at Minas Morgul; art by Alan Lee From the book Tolkien’s Ring by David Day.
marjoleinhoekendijk: ☽☉☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien things ☽☉☾
ravenhauntedforests: The Witch-King at Minas Morgul; art by Alan Lee From the book Tolkien’s Ring by David Day.
mapsontheweb: Tolkien Style Map of Australia with names in Sindarin Elvish Source: TheMightyGoatMan (reddit)
beanleaf: m-o-o-n-w-h-i-s-p-e-r: traveler-wanderer: pinecounty: necroluste: J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers. Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes. Wait, I would
purplebuddhaproject: “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.” — J.R.R. Tolkien (via purplebuddhaquotes)
mapsontheweb: Hand-drawn Tolkien style New Zealand map by Dan Bell.
booksquotelife: “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” -J.R.R. Tolkien
old-hippies:Vintage 1960s Tolkien flair
fuckyeahtattoos: Done by Wendi Koontz at Rising Dragon Tattoos NYC. This was my first tattoo and she did an incredible job walking me through the process. I found the quote in a poem by J.R.R Tolkien about a year ago, and it has been stuck in my head
mrsmonarch: thats-what-im-tolkien-about: dubbledeckerbus: Is it a gif? Is it a jpeg? No one knows. I ALMOST FELL OFF MY BED I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD Meep!
whatdoesthisbutton-do: a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts: xdroox: toinfinityandbeyonce: me on my way to steal your man “In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.” i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG
greeneyedfeelsmonster: so apparently when jrr tolkien was a professor on the first day of class he’d wait until his students were in the lecture hall and seated and starting to wonder whether they were all in the wrong room before throwing open the
lohrien: Tolkien Illustrations by Alan Lee
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