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ask-zeloyordleadventurer: worthyheroes: « It simply isn’t an adventure worth telling if there aren’t any dragons » - J.R.R. Tolkien DAAAARGONS
tazdelightful:If TAZ elves are stereotypical skinny hairless Tolkien elves then Barry’s body type is ideal and unattainable in elf culture and that’s why the Four Judges found Lup guilty of Lust[ID: A two panel sketch comic drawn in pencil. The first
pleatedminiskirts: tolkien-princess: 𝔰𝔞𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔣𝔦𝔠𝔢 𝔪𝔢 Nice grunge fashion with pleated miniskirt and fishnet tights.
osidius-el-enfatico: veamos una lista de gente que era religiosa y absolutamente no weona. martin luther king jr jrr tolkien cs lewis TEDDY MOTHER FUCKING ROOSEVELT. mucha gente ma´s, pero me da paja pensar lista de gente atea weona 95% de los ateos
smitethepatriarchy: nervosityperson: yetibaba: A list of supernatural beings in the British Isles, from the Denham Tracts, 1892-5 (pictured). ~from The Penguin Book of English Folktales, Neil Philip, 1992 The author notes that this is where Tolkien
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ohmaglor: The Elves have their own labours and their own sorrows, and they are little concerned with the ways of hobbits, or of any other creatures upon earth
tseecka: Asking for a Kiss: Hwest nîn anîra dhâf moe vathad flâd lîn; anîra golilthad lîn “My breath desires permission to caress thy skin; it desires to dance with thine.”
lethemusicdotherest: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
the-hobbit: “Anyone else excited about San Diego Comic Con?” Peter Jackson
marjoleinhoekendijk: ☽♡☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien things ☽♡☾
eldandil: “In a hole in the ground, there lived a Hobbit.” J.R.R. Tolkien
legholas: tolkien+simple: east gate of moria//one ring inscription//smaug//white tree of gondor
thorinds: The Lord of Silver Fountains, the King of Carven Stone, the King Beneath the Mountain, shall come into his own. And the bells shall ring in gladness, at the Mountain King’s return, But all shall fail in sadness, and the Lake will shine and
ganseyblues: Who shall call them from the grey twilight, the forgotten people? The heir of him to whom the oath they swore. From the North shall he come. Need shall drive him. He shall pass the door to the Paths of the Dead.
remusjohnslupin: MY FAVOURITE TOLKIEN CHARACTERS | [14/15] » Samwise Gamgee ∟ The brave things in the old tales and songs, Mr. Frodo: adventures, as I used to call them. I used to think that they were things the wonderful folk of the stories went
elfsroot: “If you could go back in time and ask Professor Tolkien one question…” (x)
thehobbit-countdown: Today is professor Tolkien’s birthday !
remusjohnslupin: MY FAVOURITE TOLKIEN CHARACTERS | [4/15] » Galadriel ∟ She was proud, strong, and self-willed, as were all the descendants of Finwë save Finarfin; and like her brother Finrod, of all her kin the nearest to her heart, she had dreams
tennants-hair:”and then legolas balanced on the heads of two dwarves and killed like 37 orcs with a single arrow” - j.r.r. tolkien, apparently
essiefied:coraregina:essiefied:coraregina:tolkienism:An Unexpected Journey: deleted scene from the extended edition Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Bilbo just sassed Elrond goddamn Peredhel. there’s that single moment in
“Not all those who wander are lost”- J.R.R. Tolkien
loriendesse:“above all shadows rides the sun” J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King
faramircaptainofgondor: minimalist tolkien→ sauron (for mia)
dalpuri: J.R.R. Tolkien on the inception of The Hobbit.
slobberbubble: #tolkien #quotes
lazytechsupport: katobleps: lesbianrey: hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye cs lewis:
trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley
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kaible: jordisstigander: tcfkag: 4setsofcorsets: bluepaladinredlion: lazytechsupport: katobleps: lesbianrey: hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re
incorrect-tolkien: Aragorn: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Legolas? Legolas: No.Gimli: I do.Aragorn: I know, Gimli.Gimli: I’m sad.Aragorn: I know, Gimli.
harmless-hobbit: harmless-hobbit: Ok, so, as most know hobbits LOVE mushrooms, but what if they love ALL mushrooms, even the poisonous ones. What if a hobbit’s body is able to handle more of the poison and it doesn’t affect them at all. And they love
solepunk: tiwaztyrsfist: barduils: barduils: it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what
dumbass-bitch-disease: amethystmarietm: mirkwoodest: mirkwoodest: mirkwoodest: One of the ballsiest things Tolkien ever did was write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write in the appendices that their names
hugfrodo: steve-rgrs: this is not about any 1 post in particular but i feel like it should be more commonly addressed im the fandom that tolkiens dwarves are jewish and you cannot have a meaningful analysis of them without acknowledging that i see a
justanotherpiccplayer:The best bit about The Witcher is that half of it is dead serious Tolkien-esque styled fantasy and the other half is your bumbling idiotic D&D group
acepalindrome:My favorite story about Tolkien was when he was a professor, and was being a garbage professor on purpose (mumbling and facing away from the class and stuff) so all his students would leave and he could go home to write Lord of the Rings.
bespectacled-ghost:intjint:ivan-fyodorovich:off-brandhipster:ivan-fyodorovich: though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane The Santa part
kaispeakshermind:luccorvus:sillymarillion-comics:solepunk:tiwaztyrsfist:barduils:gayarsonist:it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up
lipstickluchador:horse-is-a-horse-of-course:bax16: true-king-of-monsters:gay-pippin:lindirs-gaze:which tolkien character has the fattest ass I mean they’re outta line but they’re right….. I said what I said
lotronprimesucks:Amazon’s casting choices don’t reflect the true racial diversity in Tolkien’s works and are focused on tokenism over real efforts to tackle the flaws in the text and make an inclusive vision of ArdaAmazon’s one major POC actress
therealharbingerofdevastation:Do you ever think about how Tolkien’s vision of the greatest evil in the universe was something he referred to as “The Machine” which was his way of talking about accelerated industrialism and mass surveillance and
“Still round the corner there may wait A new road or a secret gate And though I oft have passed them by A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien
“Lilly-flowers nodded their half-opened heads in the grass.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
“The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers
sirloin:“The Road goes ever on and onDown from the door where it began.Now far ahead the Road has gone,And I must follow, if I can,Pursuing it with eager feet,Until it joins some larger way,Where many paths and errands meet…”― J.R.R. Tolkien,
“The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.” ~ J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
sumisa-lily:“The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers
itmakesnosense: “Not all those who wander are lost.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien
proudblackconservative: celticpyro: Level of spite: C. S. Lewis putting a lamp post in Narnia (and making it a minor plot point in at least two of his books) just because Tolkien insisted no true fantasy series would have a lamp in it. If your salt
lady-war-of-the-ring-stars: Now that the weather is finally warming up, I can start doing all my favorite things minus the clothes. I know this isn’t exactly Lord of the Rings, but I figured A Tolkien Miscellany was close enough ;) I absolutely
edgebug: morgarine: This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene. To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the
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