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thegirlofeternalbalance: my-future-is-bulletproof: Art is the Weapon I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST CRAYONS BUT THEN IT WASN’T
okxo: blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts
piercethetrench: When I say I love you about a band member I don’t mean it like omg marry me I mean it like, wow you’ve legitimately helped me through so many things in my life and I can never say thank you enough
amadaun23: He was just so oblivious onstage. He didn’t even seem to notice the audience. “It’s weird sometimes…” Cornell affirmed “…people will tell me things that happened while I was onstage and I don’t even remember them. It’s a
static-in-my-attic-a: I don’t know if it was the first contact, it must have been, was from Jeff. I do remember being a real connection made on the phone. Talking about artwork, how he was into artwork and the responsibilities as a band member and
compadre-please-weep-for-me: soundandsurfing: “When Someone has great feel—whether it’s a drummer or guitar player—it kind of makes you fall in love with their personality. You realise what a beautiful person they are.” Can someone give
fight-0ff-yourdem0ns: I really wonder what my body looks like to other people. Is it what I see on good body image days or bad ones Is it even what I see at all
toothianafairy: okay so i am extremely self concious about this new outfit i bought it was really cute in the pics online but idk like it came in the mail today and idk man idk i’m trying to get things that are a bit outside my comfort zone and find
markdoesstuff: kaishabackwards: I paused my music for this. Worth it. you have no idea how worth it this video is
drug-st0re: byron130: 18.05.2014I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit
mrrightandmrbubble: Plan: Acquire drum kit Set it up at a random location Draw a circle of BBQ sauce around it Wait for Dave Grohl to follow the scent
flewor: me: *doesnt have it* me: *flaunts it anyway*
eyesoncrack: It’s nice but it’s not black.
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
yohoyohoadisneylifeforme: magicalserendipity: One day in Disneyland I decided to hunt down all the Princesses because I was so inspired with this photo series “#followmeto.” So I present to you the DISNEY PRINCESS VERSION OF IT! It took me a day
asexual-avatar: What it looks like vs what it feels like
dancingformilk: shakemedownandout: hylandbenoist: getsby: koolkidseatgreens: Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your
scarytail: guys who say “all black girls are unattractive” but they also black say that to ya momma’s face, say it to ya grandmama too, say it to all females in your family so that they can smack you in your ignorant ass mouth
intensional: the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it
vvorldwideweb: keep-calm-and-geek-on: vvorldwideweb: scaraptor: vvorldwideweb: what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you What if it does but we can’t hear it? do u kno what screaming is Silence is the loudest scream deep
allanime01: caprediem: tassiekitty: samwinchesterswifipassword: seriouslyamerica: Seriously, Rugrats was not fucking around. People don’t give Rugrats enough credit for how progressive it was. I mean think about it. Chuckie, for most of the series
as-seen-on-disney: “Hey, hey, c’mon Potato Head. If Woody says it’s alright then, well, darnit, it’s good enough for me.”Toy Story - 1995File under:Jokes I didn’t get as a kid
tennants-hair: do u ever see a blue crayon and you pick it up and start colouring the sky or the sea and it’s fucking purple
gill-ia: postllimit: qrieves: I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever. the donkey fucked the dragon
bikinikilling: eddie vedder is such a cool ass name just say it outloud and try 2 tell me it doesn’t sound cool
amadaun23: I thought Superunknown was pretty optimistic, inspirational. It might have spoken of dark things or a dark feeling but there was always something in it, even lyrically, that suggested “Hey, you’ve hit the bottom, now there’s only up.”
matthewsagan: This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.
lalna: i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and anime figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found
thauwn: somewhereinhersmilee: mizzhazeline: An Afghan girl’s beautiful eyes An Afghan girl with some strikingly beautiful eyes…Look at that stare…It’s deadly and it’s a bit wonderful, too…How preety she is… Beautiful so beautiful oh
boobsurgery: teenaged-wolf: How to fake a thigh gap: cut off your labia. Go on. Do it. It’ll be fun. oh my god
therudestbuddhist: don’t fucking tell me that my talent is a “blessing” or a “gift.” it wasn’t given to me at all. i got to where i am today because i picked up a crayon in kindergarten and i haven’t put it down for 20 fucking years,
mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar: whalesam: toomuchtaylor: Newest tattoo! It’s on my left forearm. It’s a note my mom left me the night she died. Here’s a side-by-side shot of the two. Deserves every note. I cried and then I reblogged
coolscar: How baby deer sits down. when it first did this i thought it was doin something weird but no they just sit down weird
flutterjedi: premiumcountryside: dougnolan1: Never trust an architect. It’s terrifying. It looks like the real life version of a video game graphic glitch. I want to see inside.
ammit420: diarrhea-princess: People who drink milk gross me tf out *headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*
statechampionship: bogleech: HE NEEDS TO STAND ON CHURCH GROUNDS SOMEWHERE IN HEAVY RAIN AND JUST SCREAM AND SCREAM AS IT ALL MELTS OFF Okay satan we get it you are an evil genius
gaywrites: THIS IS FOR REAL: One Burger King restaurant in San Francisco is selling the “Proud Whopper” through the week of SF Pride. It’s exactly the same as a regular Whopper, price and all, except it comes in a rainbow-tastic Pride wrapper that
iswearimnotnaked: when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
fileformat: it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one
aliciaaadani: skynoise: The cat looks like it’s wearing circle lenses like how Because it’s a cat
nyannerz: ok i found this picture in my folders and it reminded me that i am still searching for this long lost video and i cannot die peacefully until it is found.over two years ago, i found this weird porn video online (shut up i wasnt doing anything
dopeopera: it’s not a phase mom it’s an era
lalna: i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on
folieadude: xaviercharles: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens
iguanamouth: “women shouldnt have leg hair” haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it
daveyoufool: ingridsbergman: When people say “it’s not classy for a lady to curse” BITCH THIS LADY IS THE EPITOME OF CLASS LOOK AT HER CURSE. LOOK AT IT. .~ Practically perfect in every FUCKING way ~.
baracknobama: dont you hate it when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush but then it just falls right off like wtf toothpaste do your job
simpledoyle: “I was working a security job in San Diego. I was just like, writing music in my living room for the longest time, you know. This instrumental tape, it migrated to me, then it really started bringing out some emotions that I hadn’t touched
chicagochi: allotherfairiesfly: Will this about cover it? This should cover it just fine, Lottie! I just love Lottie’s adorable little jump here!!! I love how Tiana was never too proud to accept help from friends, and the movie didn’t show this
dietcrush: my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
pokemondaycares: ‘oh gross it’s dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' good give it to me
chlorodream: lady-of-redemption: He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies. this is really, really important
openlyawesome: openlyawesome: openlyawesome: openlyawesome: openlyawesome: someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live no really, it’s in construction it’s coming along nicely they put up the flags Updates:
patricksfedoras: ok but why is the alien hesitant what is it gonna do why is it so timid
sasquatchgang: Kathleen Hanna of Bikini Kill spray painted “Kurt smells like teen spirt man” on a wall in Kurt Cobains apartment because that’s the type of deodorant his girlfriend wore and he didn’t know it was a deodorant and thought it sounded
specialkredberries: who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
iamdavidbrothers: IT HAPPENED AGAIN.. this time i wasnt even mad lmao im used to it.. #Wow #SheThinkImStealingPart2
kevinthepro: I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED. Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts. IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
michaelgclifford: @ fans everywhere stop mobbing theres no excuse for mobbing dont be like oh i was there but i didnt mob!! u were a part of it u rushed forward just like everyone else u squished in on the person and made it super uncomfortable and scary
didihearthereadyset: So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered “It’s called a vagina.”