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ambivalentlyyours: “It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want toCry if I want to, cry if I want toYou would cry too if it happened to you”-It’s my party, Lesley Gore
sifinia: castalischiaro: tcmcgee: I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again. It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another. I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg
larissafae: whatamievensaying: annabellioncourt: There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human. Others include throwing their human clothes at it and
constantine-spiritworker: dajo42: “it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday
mazarinedrake: purpleshehulk: prussianinamerica: I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason. It has taken me years to learn that it’s also okay to say “Thank you.” when someone apologizes.It
peacocktales: For real though why do boys complain about kissing girls who have red lipstick on? It just gets on your lips so now you’re wearing it too?? It’s a free makeover and now you’re lookin fab why complain??? So ungrateful?????
vondell-swain: somebody thought of this character design style and then spent time working on it and then some entirely different person saw it and approved of it
fishgingers: i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever
notsocleveranon: I’m sure I’m reading too much into it, but I think it’s very telling that Stone’s the one starting the team break, and Ed’s like, “Fine,” and Jeff’s like, “Shit, Ed did it so now I have to.”
veggieblt: veggieblt: veggieblt: OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD. I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK. IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE
sarcastictexas: So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice. Needless to say, I noticed.
nychnymph: don’t romanticize basic rights it’s not attractive that a man is a feminist it’s not sexy that a man finally realizes the prejudice against women and how very oppressed women are it’s common sense
cannedviennasausage: monobeartheater: literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great
cberniez: Hey y’all, a children’s book project I worked on last year recently wrapped up, so I thought I would share a few of the illustrations from it and ideally promote it. ;) It is a short book about natural hair care from the perspective of
thespookymethfairy: yo danny fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine it was designed to see a world unseen; when it didn’t quite work his folks they just quit, but then danny took a look inside of it, got in one little fight
witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
norsass: norsass: you know friend memes???? like something happens between you and a friend and you bring it up occasionally and it like becomes a meme between you two??? like to others they wouldnt get it but so its like a meme for your friends???
thetiniestpickle: nevereverbeensosatisfied: best video ever. it deserves more cred. Don’t even watch it anymore, just auto hit the reblog button when it comes up in my dash
reichenfeels: reichenfeels: “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you” “Come on, it’s just a joke” “toughen up and stop being a baby” “We’re just teasing” BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM. IT JUST
caseyanthonyofficial: drunktrophywife: caseyanthonyofficial: drunktrophywife: Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so But is it illegal I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer
dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
sixpenceee: Mosquito Tornado: Photographer Ana Filipa Scarpa noticed this phenomenon while visiting Vila Franca de Xira, Portugal. Though it looked like a funnel cloud, she realized it was actually a swarm of moving insects. She thought it was strange
lukej428: wiitch-hazell: pocketpup: the-real-actual-doctor: RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ON raspberry leaf is good as well, it helps the uterus have less violent contractions! it’s a uteral toner or something like that LIFE SAVER
aspidelaps: flygex-eatin-on-softies: I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so…. mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
americanhighwayflower: the-art-of-fangirling:uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its
contrastyles: isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february
the-art-of-fangirling:uptown funk is one of those songs that you hear for the first time and you’re like nice but then before you know it you’re screaming it in your car and dancing to it in the shower and incorporating its lyrics into your day to
fauxrebel:my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
jamieaiken919:lilyhatesjazzhands: shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter” team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know” team
whitegirlsaintshit: shialabae: brownglucose: imsoshive: She on beat like a muhhfucka shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo FUCK ME UP MARY BETH GET IT BITCH!!!! YESSS!!!! FUCK IT UP I LOVE IT!!!!!
wrathofthegiraffe:There should be a word to describe that horrible feeling you get when you realize halfway through telling a story that it’s not as funny as you thought it was, but it’s too late to back out. So you just finish the story and everyone
communistbakery:actually-nico:herhmione:oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain
angrychickpea: i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY like, it’s okay for a guy to
katieljobling:When i have a bad day I lock my feelings into the paint as I move it around on the canvas - then when it’s dry it seals them in so those feelings don’t come back
daxjpg:Can we stop acting like depression is all sad poems and love songs? Depression is being tired without doing anything, it’s not being able to eat when you haven’t eaten all day, it’s feeling guilty of things that aren’t your fault, it’s
imreallybad: imreallybad: i wish men understood that when women are talking about feminism and rape culture and shit, it’s not just a political conversation. it’s not about being a “social justice warrior” or whatever. it’s about our actual
autistic-wheatley:hey plz be careful reblogging the photo of the dress (the blue/black, white/gold one) because it can really mess with people and make them think they’re hallucinating. if you choose to reblog it at least tag it please
vintagegal: Happy Birthday Johnny Cash (February 26, 1932 – September 12, 2003) “I wore black because I liked it. I still do, and wearing it still means something to me. It’s still my symbol of rebellion — against a stagnant status quo, against
chaineddeceit: So the next morning it was raining. I noticed he didn’t have a jacket and I said, “Well take this shirt at least.” I had bought it for Andy (probably the day I bought that stupid pink cowboy hat) and it looked horrible on him. Layne
actualfiction: 37. portlandia“What are you drinking?”“Um. It’s capatchutchutchutea? It helps clear out my tear ducts, and keeps my skin nice and dry. It tastes like soot and hot water.”
sebastian-stand:dioburandou:zolro: I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel” NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’? GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR
shialablunt:this movie is the biggest inspiration ever since i found out it was just some college kids that made it on their own without a studio and stuff and it made millions of dollars and that stuff keeps me goin
automatically:if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out
vulvapeople:whiskey-and-ink:I think men overall just don’t understand that we cannot stop the blood. If there’s nothing to collect it, it’s going everywhere. Everyone can hold a shit, can hold a piss, and can hold back sex, until it’s convenient.
anglophile-rin:castieliscuterthanjesus:o-ri:does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit itit’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool”
zaynshair2k14:bringingthetruthback:tinalikesbutts:So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?if your underage and its a professional
confident-fear:nesgadol:reblog if ur mom is smart and beautifulThis is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
aimmyarrowshigh:chrishoulihan:Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today#do u ever see shit like this and realize#that in the real world#this has literally no meaning#but seven thousand people on this website saw it#understood it#and
supernatasha: i used to think it was fun and interesting to get into debates about feminism or racism, or in general challenge people’s bigotry and prejudice and call them out. but recently it’s become a burden. it’s a chore now. i no longer want
nirvananews: “This was in Seattle, 1990. He simply came off stage, sat down and cried for about half a minute. Then he was fine. He had just trashed his gear on stage, and it was simply a release of energy. It is a painful picture, but it’s about
rinandhawaii: I found this photo in my photo lab today and I absolutely fell in love with it. The print quality is amazing and I love their different tones and color, it tells a story. I could go on and on about how much I love it. To whoever shot and
grawly: grawly: I know people say how jokes are officially dead once Dennys or other corporate accounts get a hold on em but what happens when the staff goes for it it doesnt even matter now does it
billycostigan-: “It’s you survived in the rain, it’s you who’s gonna be sick tomorrow, it’s you who we appreciate, thank you”
leafcrunch: sun-and-time: leafcrunch: my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be
flannelbuttphenomenon: life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo,
casthewinchester: sammysbedhead: sammysbedhead: sammysbedhead: what does a tree do when it wants to leave its leaves WAIT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’
mitzi-tsetse: ontopofgravity: I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference and tbh it’s
bopeep: u ever take a selfie where u look too hot in it like it doesnt even look like u so u dunno if u should post it bc its kinda fraudulent like u look like a 15/10 but ur really a 8/10 on good days