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kinkycouple30: Mistress allowed release for me yesterday evening. I hadn’t cum over a week, though I had teased myself atleast a two hours a day. For first time, she gave me a ruined orgasm during handjob, two actually. I think she found it amusing.
scottsdirtymind: For some reason, pain such as this propels me toward an orgasm. Em knows this and uses it against me for her amusement and arousal.
kfcgoddess: b-lackblood: every-one-is-mad-here: kfcgoddess: kfcgoddess: i’m a taco wbu HAHA THIS STILL AMUSES ME AND HAS BEEN FOR OVER A YEAR Check it, it’s a dancing burrito! ;o She’s clearly a taco omg
mystic-blat: As it turns out, Butterfree can learn Shadow Ball. And having a cute little Butterfree use Never-Ending Nightmare amuses me way too much. (Also I have nothing against Mudbray, it just happened to be the first unfortunate wild pokemon that
Ha. Todays youth both frighten me and amuse me greatly. I feel like thats how it should be.
godtricksterloki: swamperts: Want that. Just want it, it will amuse me for hours. You simple minded creature.
slut-solutions: - This submission made me giggle. I totally dress like a whore before heading to the supermarket just like this! I find it amusing to watch all the guys fall all over themselves and the women giving me dirty looks. Slut fun!
I was looking at my Death Knight Worgen on Wowhead’s character profiler thing and for some reason it decided he needed arms attached to his ankles. I know its a silly little glitch that probably happens all the time but it really amused me so I
princesssilverglow: artemispanthar said: ah! I didn’t notice they came from Pearl’s room. That kind of amuses me because it doesn’t seem like a particularly comfortable room to hang out in since it’s, like, all water. Could Garnet and Amethyst
ideokieranhasfeelings: edwardspoonhands: thepopeofmope: purpleyin: The most amusing thing is this IS exactly how the BBC report on practically everything. It’s ALWAYS like this and it makes me furious. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I love this so
patientfine-balanced-kind: it always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red
breakdawn-avenue: saw it once, same with me WHY DOES THIS SCREEN CAP AMUSE ME SO MUCH!?
bearmerchant: Name: Vulpes Inculta. Cishet White Male Egalitarian. Anti-feminism, anti-sjw, pro-logic and True to Caesar. Send me your pathetic hate, it only amuses me.
dailydormer: It used to amuse me when people asked what drew me to certain roles. I would be like, ‘Fucking hell, mate—I haven’t worked in months! This is my job!’ (x)
Send me a stereotype about my country and I will tell you if it applies to me.
arsludicra: I deleted an earlier post just so that I could post this without it counting as my thousandth, but I had to share this snapshot of my evening because the idea amused me greatly … Me gusta! ;) May I bury my face in that jock pouch?
ohjaneth-my-othername: This song is just playing over and over and over in my head…. I like it and well…. it relates to me…… Us.
b4nd-a1ds: being as an ocean//the hardest part is forgetting those you swore you would never forget hey guys :) follow my personal instagram @ paigephernelia to try and get me to 3.1k for my birthday ;) it would mean a lot to me
scrapbook-wy: Then when I was in Virginia, in the middle of the event, John John texted me and said: Good thing you didn’t come, it wasn’t that good. Then he sent me a photo that Nate Lawrence took from the big day. And then he said: Nah, I’m
xraystyles: Hey, EVERY JOE FAN ON THE PLANET. Please reblog this. I don’t know WHY everyone thinks this is a photo of Joe Strummer when, to me, it clearly IS NOT JOE. It is a dude named Scott Kempner. He has leather pants and a Yankees shirt on and,
gray-card: “This is during the Wild Bunch collective era – it’s a picture of me painting a wall in 1985. It was around the time that Bristol’s Arnolfini gallery decided to run the first European graffiti art show. A bunch of us were asked
sonofbukowski: “I was a man who thrived on solitude; without it I was like another man without food or water. Each day without solitude weakened me. I took no pride in my solitude; but I was dependent on it.“
rivjudephoenix: “Commercials were too phony for me. It was selling a product, and who owns the product? I mean, are they supporting apartheid? I just didn’t like the whole thing, even though it helped us pay the rent. How could I tell anybody to
stephen-edwards: Last week I shot a roll of film that I’d got free with a second hand camera. When I got back the scans I found out that the roll had already been used by the guy who gave me it and so I had double exposed it. By chance, both of us
young-dirty-paws: “You seem all poetic and fragile to me this evening. And it’s just as though I can feel you imprisoned inside yourself, which fills me with anguish.” — Simone de Beauvoir, from Letters To Sartre (via lesgardenias)
52booknotes: “It was one of those moments where you saved me, you made me laugh at just the right time.” — Gone Girl.
karina-padilla: Something very big has been talking to me the past few mornings it’s been telling me everything is in its right place and that soon I will be too
shiller2001: “ I’m a victim of my own insides. There was a time when I wanted to know everything … It used to make me very unhappy, all that feeling. I just didn’t know what to do with it. But now I’ve learned to make that feeling work for
eighthnotequotes: “Lord Almighty, I feel my temperature rising Higher higher It’s burning through to my soul Girl, girl, girl You gonna set me on fire My brain is flaming I don’t know which way to go Your kisses lift me higher Like the sweet song
bowieakajohn: thomas-jeromenewton: oh, that’s me Yeah it is! Why else would I re blog it?
sideburn: me rn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cuz its keiths bday!! :^>>!!! n im so happy!! i love him so much and he inspires me to become braver and fall in deeper love with music every day and learn something new about it every day !!! :D
tigereef:Even though it’s been over 3 months since I saw Robert on those two surreal nights, I still can’t believe that this man knows I exist and that he smiled at me and flashed me his trademark smirk 🤭 life’s so weird wth
tigereef: Even though it’s been over 3 months since I saw Robert on those two surreal nights, I still can’t believe that this man knows I exist and that he smiled at me and flashed me his trademark smirk 🤭 life’s so weird wth
velvetnyc: “I woke up in the morning and I didn’t want anything, didn’t do anything, couldn’t do it anyway, just lay there listening to the blood rush through me and it never made any sense, anything.” — Richard Siken
kernjosh: Something about this selfportrait makes me very very uncomfortable. I really hate the way I present myself to the camera. Like Im acting and already thinking about sharing it and what people are going to think about me. And by doing so, Im
kasperknowak: “Identity” The word itself gives me shivers. It rings of calm, comfort, contentedness. What is it, identity? To know where you belong? To know your self worth? To know who you are? How do you recognise identity? We are creating an image
velvetnyc: “I woke up in the morning and I didn’t want anything, didn’t do anything, couldn’t do it anyway, just lay there listening to the blood rush through me and it never made any sense, anything.” — Richard Siken (via velvetnyc)
weloveyoujeff: “I have notebooks everywhere I go. I’m always day dreaming. Or things that happen to me… It’s just about being alive, my songs. It’s about the voice carrying much more information than words do.” — Jeff Buckley (via jeffbuckleyforever)
the-charming-devil: thischarmlessgirl: “Morrissey was always getting sick, because he wouldn’t eat properly. He gave me a food shopping list once and all it had on it was crisps, chocolate and croissants. That was typical.” - Gill Smith (Rough
serpentinesheldonserpentine: It was the two of us against the world. I never felt more loved; I never felt like a person trusted me more. David Bowie put me back on the right path. He changed my life. Nile Rodgers.
naturaekos: “I’m lost. And it’s my own fault. It’s about time I figured out that I can’t ask people to keep me found.” — Anne Sexton, A Self-Portrait in Letters (via naturaekos)
kontroverzno: “I woke up in the morning and I didn’t want anything, didn’t do anything, couldn’t do it anyway, just lay there listening to the blood rush through me and it never made any sense, anything.” — Richard Siken (via kontroverzno)
kontroverzno: “He leaves me. And not like he did back in the day when he told me that I was vile and cruel, and not like he did when we told each other it was over earlier this year, making out in a hotel corridor, clutching onto each other too hard,
fanofnightz: “Falling in love? Of course I’m suspectible to it. I love it. Take that away from me and there’d be no emotional life. I’m terribly emotional.” - David Bowie
sondber: it’s been such a long time, it’s time you came back to me
azealiabankz: acidmist: Last week I shot a roll of film that I’d got free with a second hand camera. When I got back the scans I found out that the roll had already been used by the guy who gave me it and so I had double exposed it. By chance, both
yidan: “Nothing. Leave me alone. It is December.” — Francis Jammes, tr by Jethro Bithell, from “It Is Going to Snow,” wr. c. 1910 (via violentwavesofemotion)
geminiscene: “I’d prefer if people had no impressions of me. As a kid, I had to tell my own family, ‘Please, just don’t talk about me!’ Because they always got it wrong. Always. I just didn’t want them to tell anyone anything about me.”
baba-yaga-not-only: “I was such a hippie kid, full of earrings and fucking strange hair, so when they asked me to bring some average photos, it was very difficult to find them. I always had something strange on, just for the fun of it. I wasn’t really
getmoneygetpaid:here’s me showing matty my painting and him laughing and telling me that i’ve made his body look better than it really is
galeru: “You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were
garpusstuff: violetimpudence: hkirkh: Toddler was asked to feed the cat I don’t know why this amused me so much. Maybe it’s how utterly unimpressed the cat is. “Oh, ha ha, very funny, humans.” Cat’s looking at it like “Hey tiny human?
dumdollydropout: even after I dropout and dumb down you like to put me in a school girl outfit bc it amuses you and humiliates me 🙈
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper. “I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end
mentormedaddy:mentormedaddy: I imagine Daddy teasing me like this…so close to satisfying his slut’s desperate ache for Daddy to fill her cunt Oh fuck, yes, Daddy still tease me just like this ;) it amuses him to watch me beg and writhe and cry for
