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noescapenow: This is how you will do all your housework. It will please me. In fact, in general, this is how you will be. You will learn to become careful and deliberate. This how you will vacuum, prepare dinner and do laundry. It will amuse me and make
malevalsmistress: Episode 364 Part 3 When the cuckolding is over then the clean up begins- and if it amuses her I catch his cum directly- but mostly she likes me licking it out of her after he has deposited it….. this degradation and humiliation is
nikkiswings: One of the things that amuses me is people’s perception of swingers. A “vanilla” woman once told me it was horrible that I would let my husband would whore me out.Swinging is mostly about the women. The guys have fun, but it’s the
fuckpigtales: Dignity. Real women have it. Pretty women who are seen as equals have it. I have it. You used to have it. Now you piss yourself like a toddler to amuse me. Maybe I’ll send you out to buy a potty and some adult diapers. Once I’m bored
HypnoDoll Collector’s NotesWhilst I knew that the simple command to SLEEP would have her melting into trance for me, sometimes it still amused me to draw the process out somewhat… to make it more gradual… to allow Ellie (at least the appeara
kellybimboprincess: ministryofsluts:This slut provides her own brand of bottle service, debasing herself for her superiors’ amusement. Her favorite part is when they take a picture I reblog this every single day!!!!! it makes me drip, it makes me wish
paper-mario-wiki: thecatsaysmeow: inkfang: puellamagi-mcpoylemagica: The GIF broke this amuses me a little to much if you look at it one way it’s batman with batman as a hat, if you look at it another way it’s batman wearing sweeping robes with
Is this easier to understand now? Or is it too complicated? Oh wait, I guess it’s cliché, right? Oh humanity, it truly amuses me to no end.
ponybalderdashery: I grew up on No Name and, like, never realized it was weird until the internet told me It’s good food btw. Just brand name repackaged xD That’s an actual thing? Shame we don’t have it here, it kinda amuses me :P
kar-kat-dennings: I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a
randomencounters:lapisamethyst:jeremy-ken-anderson:ximen:jeremy-ken-anderson:robotlyra: clannfearrunt: I love yokai so much THIS IS IT, THE BEST CRYPTID @ximen This amuses me and I hope it amuses you as well. It does! My favorite thing about the myth
It really amuses me that she hooks her arm around Garnet’s waist to wave at Steven instead of just moving in front of her
It kinda amused me a little when Pearl was like “Greg! You were awake?”‘cause, like, Pearl, you were loudly singing like 5 feet from where he was sleeping, if he wasn’t awake in the beginning you probably woke him up by the second verse
I have such a dumb sense of humor that I’m already like really amused at the general concept of the Diamonds being on Earth because they’re just Too Big for everything. Like, Homeworld is all Diamond-sized since everything is geared towards them but
It kinda amused me in “Growing Pains” when Dr. Maheswaran talks about how the Gems allowed her to take X-rays of them for research because like five years ago I had started a fanfic about Dr. Maheswaran wanting to run medical tests on the Gems in
thecatsaysmeow: inkfang: puellamagi-mcpoylemagica: The GIF broke this amuses me a little to much if you look at it one way it’s batman with batman as a hat, if you look at it another way it’s batman wearing sweeping robes with his face on the
dairamf: Plagg blesses us turning cinnamon to sinnamon, the pretty boy and the puntastic cat for your amusement. It took me somewhere 8 to 10 hours. I’m not sure because i had made Adrien twice the first time I hated how it looked so I erased it starting
pretend that you are me and write me an 'about me' so i can satisfy my ego and be amused by the person you think i am
deanismypatronass: cocolooo: deanismypatronass: cocolooo: i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night I don’t believe such a thing exists I was mistaken
englishbondage: It bored me. Its desperation is more amusing. I might let it breathe if it continues to be this entertaining.
shadowartist58: This is your new mantra–repeat it with Me. “Orgasm is what I want–but it’s what I’ll never get. Orgasm is what I want–but it’s what I’ll never get.” Just keep repeating it–it won’t help–but it will amuse ME.
wackybihistorian: My mother sent me this card in the mail today, for no other reason than she ‘thought it would amuse’ me. It did. She knows me well.
shiller2001: “ I’m a victim of my own insides. There was a time when I wanted to know everything … It used to make me very unhappy, all that feeling. I just didn’t know what to do with it. But now I’ve learned to make that feeling work for me.
naivehazel: “Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can’t help but move to it. That’s what happens to me. I can’t help it.” - Elvis Presley
kruled:“You see if you ask me we’re heterosexual by default, not by decision. It’s just a question of who you fancy. It’s all about aesthetics and it’s fuck all to do with morality.”Trainspotting, 1996dir. Danny Boyle
keithrichardslife-quote: John could be quite direct. The only rude thing I remember him saying to me was about my solo in the middle of “It’s All Over Now.” He thought it was crap. Maybe he got out the wrong side of the bed that day. OK, it certainly
sonofbukowski: “I’ve had so many knives stuck into me, when they hand me a flower I can’t quite make out what it is. It takes time.”
thegreatmercutio: “My mind is bisexual. It’s easy for me to love a woman. It’s also easy for me to love a man too” and “I believe that a good actor would be androgynous, and ever changing,” referencing his performance of intersexuality, androgynous
tomwaitsvisualdictionary: Jim Jarmusch once told me Fast, Cheap, and Good…pick two. If it’s fast and cheap, it won’t be good. If it’s cheap and good, it won’t be fast. If it’s fast and good, it won’t be cheap. Fast, cheap, and good …
incipienthappiness: “He could cheat on me and he would never tell me, and he would think less and less of me for not figuring it out. He would see me across the breakfast table, innocently slurping cereal, and know that I am a fool, and how can anyone
sakurafavjd:JD: “Hey let me show you my camera” Me: Silent..in complete awe of it (as you can see from my lovely expression:)) JD: “umm .. can you show me how to use it?” Haha… love these moments that are captured and my life
thelovejournals: “Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.” — Tom Waits
antigonies: “Every day I discover even more beautiful things. It is intoxicating me, and I want to paint it all – my head is bursting… I want to fight, scratch it off, start again, because I start to see and understand.” — Claude Monet, from
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thoughtkick: “I’ve had so many knives stuck into me, when they hand me a flower I can’t quite make out what it is. It takes time.” — Charles Bukowski
novitiate2017:this is my fav jenny holzer piece/quote and one of my fav pieces of art ever its just . its one simple sentence yet it provokes so much emotion in me and makes me feel so melancholic and i dont think any other piece of art has made me feel
bsfnr: “It feels good to think about you when I’m warm in bed. I feel as if you’re curled up there beside me, fast asleep. And I think how great it would be if it were true.” — Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood
filmaticbby: “I want you…”– “But it’s your version of me. It’s not me.”20th Century Women (2016) dir. Mike Mills
ideliayun: “I am bitter sometimes but the taste has often been sweet. it’s only that I’ve feared to say it. it’s like when your woman says, ‘tell me you love me,’ and you can’t.” — Charles Bukowski, “Love is a Dog From Hell”
violentwavesofemotion: “Talking is altogether against my nature. Whatever I may say is wrong, in my sense. For me, speech robs everything I say of its seriousness and importance. To me it seems impossible that it should be otherwise, since speech is
salingerontheshore: “I have this strange feeling that I’m not myself anymore. It’s hard to put into words, but I guess it’s like I was fast asleep, and someone came, disassembled me, and hurriedly put me back together again. That sort of feeling.”
thinkingimages: At present, the title began to dawn on me. It said: ‘The art of Japanese Joinery’, made in 1977 After a small peek into the content of this book, it occurred to me that it was filled only with old Japanese ways to attach two or
justbeingnamaste: justbeingnamaste: jelauddinrumi: You amuse me with your touch although I can’t see your hands. You have kissed me with tenderness although I haven’t seen your lips You are hidden from me. But it is you who keeps me alive Perhaps
blaidddrewg: So everyone who reblogs Grumpy Cat knows that the owners have embraced ‘Tard’ as his name, right? Like yes the cat’s face is amusing but I’m really fucking disgusted at how much goddamned publicity people are giving that cat’s
Idk I just think it would be so fun to tie a wand to a subs leg and have them try to build a lego set whilst having the wand on.. prob cant do that for an entire build depending on kit. But that just makes for more fun. Im so easily amused
I love rubbing my needy clit, it feels so good to give in to my clit. I’m just a horny little edge slut and I’m so much better desperate and needy for their amusement. Cumming is only an endless buildup of pressure with no release.
smallonedenied: Love this! So true! If my wife lets me cum, I always have to do it quickly. If it takes me too long, then I get denied. She says a little dick cuckold like me cums for her amusement, not my pleasure. My pleasure is to come from eating
ruski75:grumpy2017-deactivated20230101:Lucy - I have no idea how that works for a man in a chastity cage that they can still cum but it always amuses me when it does. I thought a guy had to be erect to cum but apparently not. when i found that out it
