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incorrect-overwatch-quotes:Doomfist: (about Junkrat) I do not understand. These inventions are useless. What is wrong with this man?Sombra: Maybe he is a misunderstood genius.Doomfist: Or maybe he is a perfectly understood idiot.Submitted by SpoopTune
incorrect-overwatch-quotes:Zenyatta: I feel sad.Junkrat: Why are you sad? You don’t have a soul.Submitted by Anonymous
incorrect-hs-quotes:June: april fool’s is coming out, don’t forget to set out milk and cookies for me, the april fool.
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incorrect-pokemon-villain-quotes: Wicke: You wanna check up on your kid while you’re here? Lusamine: I have one of those? Lusamine: …oh shit I have TWO of those.
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incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.” — Larxene, probably
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “We figure if Sora is still alive at the end of the day, We’ve done our job.” — Donald and Goofy, probably
incorrect-zelda-quotes: Link: but who can I trust?Sidon: yourself?Link: *scoffs* no
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Sora: Who has the mustard?Ventus: I don’t know. Maybe Vanitas stole it like he steals everything.Vanitas: Well maybe the mustard likes me better. Maybe the mustard and I have more fun.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Kairi: Why do you always turn everything into a joke?Lea: Generally, it’s to avoid confronting the very real and difficult issues that most proper adults have to deal with.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Aqua: Master, are you thirsty, can I get you anything?Eraqus: I will have tea. Thank you, Aqua!Xehanort: A lemonade sounds nice.Aqua: Well, you can go to hell.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Riku: Kairi looks happy, and a good thing for you that she doesLea: is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you’ll kill me?Sora: No. If you hurt Kairi, she’s quite capable of killing you herself.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “There is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and I cross it every day.” — Xigbar, probably
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Demyx: I did a bad thing.Saix: Does it affect Lord Xemnas or me?Demyx: No.Saix: Then suffer in silence.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Axel: It must be lonely, doing what you do.Roxas: Sometimes.Axel: Always being so strong when others can’t. That’s…well, it’s sort of heroic.Roxas: It’s sort of idiotic. Heroism doesn’t
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Terra: I am dad inside.Terra: I meant dead.Terra: *sees Ven*Terra: No I didn’t.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Roxas: wait… did you just flirt with me?Axel: have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Luxord: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?Larxene: Knife to the throat?Xigbar: Gun to the back?Vexen: Poison in his cup?Roxas: You’re all horrible…
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “The first step to every murder is to have fun and be yourself.” — Vanitas, probably
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Roxas: Xaldin, have you ever been in love?Xaldin: No.. But I imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Roxas: Feels like you’re being a little harsh.Saix: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Mickey: Sora, Riku, remember your training.Riku and Sora: BUT I DON’T HAVE ANY TRAINING!
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Xehanort: Aqua would have never wanted this!Terra: To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you honestly think I came up with this plan by myself?
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Roxas: Can one of you turn the lights on?Axel: I don’t have to. You’re the only lights I need in my lifeXion: Axel, we can’t see
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “Show those haters how it’s done by hating yourself the most.” — Roxas and Vanitas, probably
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Sora: fist meRiku: i— what the fuckSora: *holds out his fist for a fist bump*Riku: right, that’s what you— right okay god jesus fucking chr—
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Vanitas, after possessing Ventus: now that i have control over y-Ventus: y'know.. this is actually kind of hot, if you think about it.. romantic, even. in a wayVanitas: *immediately exorcises himself*
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Yen Sid: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing was made to be broken.Lea: Uh, piñatas?Kairi: Glowsticks?Riku: Karate boards.Mickey: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.Sora: And rules!
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Demyx: Knock knock.Saix: …Demyx: You’re supposed to say “who’s there” This is the most basic of jokes!Saix: You’re the most basic of jokes.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Axel: I want to marry my bed.Xigbar: Watch out, it’ll sleep with anyone.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “I just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realize that the ones you love hurt you the most.” — Demyx, probably
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Vexen: If you still think about it in the shower, then you aren’t over it.Zexion: Then I’m apparently still not over the burning of the library at Alexandria.Lexaeus: Is anyone truly over that?Zexion: They shouldn’t
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Roxas: At least I’m going to die doing something I love.Sora: And that is?Roxas: Dying.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Axel: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?Larxene: I’m a knife.Marluxia, from across the room: She’s the little spoon.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Terra: Aqua and I don’t have pet names for each other.Ventus: Uhuh, sure…what do bees make?Terra: Honey?Aqua: Yes, babe?Ventus: Don’t ever lie to my face again.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Xion: I sense a series of horrible events coming towards us slowly…Demyx: What are you talking about, Saix is right here.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Xion, literally dying: no dont worry about me im fine everythings ok u just focus on looking after yourself ok im here if you ever need anyth
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical.” — Demyx, probably
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Sora: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.Roxas: Not to be dramatic but I would literately rather die
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “Actually, Roxas and Xion totally get me. That’s why I’ve been systematically trying to drive them away.” — Axel, probably
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Riku: Why the hell are you so nice to everyone?Sora: It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown.Riku: So you’re just lazy?
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Ventus: I’m going to bed.Aqua: It’s noon?Ventus: Time isn’t real.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Terra: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot, right?Ventus: Of course!Terra: Tell me.Ventus: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing “Mmm Whatcha Say” no matter the
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Ventus: *sleeps to avoid problems*Ventus: *wakes up and problems are still there*Ventus: what the fuck actually
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Vanitas: You can’t sleep your problems away.Ventus: I can try, though.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “If you betray us, I will crush you the way that every word out of Demyx’s mouth crushes my spirit.” — Saix to Axel, probably
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: If Demyx was friends with Sora instead of enemies, they would be the type of friends who create so much unintentional chaos that their other friends would always be following close behind to clean up their mess. They
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Roxas: I will not even hesitate to strangle you on mondaySaix: Can you even reach my neck?
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Terra: How’d you make tears so fast?Ventus: They’re always there, lying in wait, because I feel so deeply.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Cid: *screaming* I FIXED IT.Leon: What did you fix?Cid: EVERYTHING.*LOUD EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND*Cid: Except that.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Sora: I’m stronger now than I’ve ever been in my life.Yen Sid: Are you emotionally strong?Sora: Yes. I can cry VERY loudly.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “Five years ago, I was a fucking mess and now I’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense.” — Riku, probably
