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incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Ventus, to Terra: Now, I’m not saying you’re an idiot, but everyone else is.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Xion: I’m here to announce that Roxas and I are dating!Axel, Roxas, and the rest of the Organization: *gasps*Xion: Roxas, why are you surprised?
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Axel: Congratulations, you just won a lifetime supply of seasalt ice cream!Vexen: But, um…this is only one seasalt ice cream?Axel: *pulling out a gun* Yep!
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Sora’s Mom: Sora! Wake up! *pulls off blanket to reveal a pillow instead of Sora*Sora’s Mom: Oh no! Sora! Who turned you into a pillow!
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Sora: What should I be for Halloween?Xehanort: My vessel.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Xion: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers stays the same.Axel: Kill two.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “YOU’RE A THIRD RATE NOBODY WITH A FOURTH RATE WEAPON!” — Saix to Demyx at some point
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Xion: i dare you to put your face in that flourKairi: …. Bet *dunks face into the flour*
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Mickey: We’re seriously outnumbered. We need to come up with a solution. Who do we know?Sora: Riku and I can get Kairi. Does that help?Mickey: A little but doesn’t change the fact we’re outnumbered.Sora:
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Lauriam: That would be against my moral compass.Brain: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL!
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Young Xehanort, to Vanitas: it’s great to have you bac- Vanitas LOOK IT’S VENTUS!Vanitas: WHERE?!Young Xehanort: *does the woody laugh*
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Sora: Be nice.Vanitas: I can’t.Sora: Why not?Vanitas: I don’t want to.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Marluxia: Why are people so scared of being gay?Zexion: Social stigmaAxel: What’s stigma?Demyx: Stigma dick in your arse lmao gottem
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “I mean, it’s not like stealing is illegal if they don’t catch you.” — Lea, probably
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: Riku: I’m going to Taco Bell, anyone want anything?Roxas:Riku: Yeah, I got like twelve munny.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Vanitas, about the Roxas and Xion: I made new friends today.Ventus, visibly pleased: That’s nice!Vanitas: Yeah, we’re gonna meet up and do satanic rituals this weekend.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “Mom thinks I’m spending my days studying with King Mickey in peace, just this morning, I murdered thirteen Xehanorts. I don’t want to lie to her, but what choice do I have?” — Sora, probably
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Xehanort: Looking back, I have no regrets.Terra: You should.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Riku: What are you looking for?Lea: My will to live.[Roxas and Sora enter the room]Lea: Oh, there it is.Riku: Same.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: xiiions: I don’t remember if I pointed this out already but in kh1 at the end of Deep Jungle, it’s revealed that Tarzan was saying that the friends Sora was looking for was in his heart, and boy, Tarzan was right
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Vexen: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!Demyx: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Roxas: *ready to slap a bitch*Axel: *tryin to ignore a bitch*Xion: *trying to reason with a bitch*Saix: *is the bitch*
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Roxas: L is for the way you look at me~♪Xion: O is for the only one that I see~♪Ventus: V is is for very, very extraordinary~♪Vanitas: egg.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:dentist: open upVanitas: it all started when my dad leftdentist: no, i meant——Ventus: please. let him finish.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Lea: Hey, watch this.Isa: The last time you said that, you broke open a moldy Aquapet and drunk the water. You went to the hospital and almost died.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Kairi: Sora doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t even have a day plan. We once found a note he wrote to himself that said “put on pants.”Riku: Followed by a question mark.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: *goes into the kairi tag to only see a mix of either kairi hate, sokai hate, xion or namine hate, or all four* I don’t know what I expected from Tumblr. I should’ve done been known. Where are my kairi, xion, namine
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Kairi: i love youRoxas, inside Sora’s Heart: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove itXion, inside Sora’s Heart: please dont leave me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont leave
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Donald: there is no way we’re letting you do something this stupid, soraSora: :(Goofy: without us!Sora: :D
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Sora: I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Axel: You love Xion, right?Roxas: Oh, god, I do. Ah, I would kill all of you for her.Demyx: That’s… That’s sweet, right?
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Vanitas: should i log into Ventus’ facebook account and block Terra to start family drama
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Kairi: *removing shirt* Wow, is it hot in here, or what?Riku: *also doing it* I’ll say. Who turned up the heat?Sora: *bewildered* I don’t know, but why are you guys taking off my shirt if that’s the case?
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “I’m gonna go and bawl my eyes out, and then I will be back to physically fight you.” — Sora, probably
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Vanitas: You flirt and kiss and for what? Sex? Love? Pathetic.Roxas: To raise my charisma stat.Vanitas: Ah, I see. A gamer. You may pass.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Lea: yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bcVen: At first I thought this was the fucking years 1700-2200 and it was still a fucking mood
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:[In my modern Sora Squad are family AU]Roxas and Xion: *in bed* Big Brother Vani!Vanitas: *walks in* What?Roxas: Can you close our closet door?Vanitas: Why?Xion: So the monsters don’t come out.Vanitas: What makes you
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Larxene: I don’t have anger issues, okay?!Marluxia: Oh yeah? Remember when that McDonalds employee got your order wrong and you screamed “You McFucked up!”Marluxia: And then you called him a “Chicken McNobody”Larxene:
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Xion: Hey Roxas look at my new dress!Riku, who had eavesdropped earlier: Hey Namine, I heard that Xion got a new address, do you think she got kicked out by Saix or something?Namine: Plausible.Namine, later with Axel: Axel,
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: Mickey: Nothing in life is free. Sora: Adventure is free Riku: Life is free. Kairi: Love is free. Axel: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Roxas: I hate youSaix: Me too bitch you ain’t special
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: Terra, Aqua, and Ven seeing Maleficent in KH4 finding out she’s still alive and being a bad bitch:
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Ventus: It’s safe to assume that at any given moment I want to go back to bed
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Sora: Woah! We made it?Donald: Sora, Goofy carried you while you took a nap the whole way.
incorrect-strife-quotes: Cloud, teaching Roxas to (legally) drive: Okay, you’re driving and Xion and Axel walk into the road. Quick, what do you hitRoxas: Oh, definitely Axel. I could never hurt Xion.Cloud, massaging his temples: The brakes, Roxas.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Roxas and this Dusk are the two biggest Xion stans
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: Roxas: Can one of you turn the lights on? Axel: I don’t have to. You’re the only lights I need in my life Xion: Axel, we can’t see
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Xemnas: What scares you the most?Axel: sharksRoxas: the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable deathDemyx: Roxas
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes: “It doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight, the one thing we can all agree on is that I am hot.” — Marluxia, definitely
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