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every-ash: Holding inanimate object with the utmost care. Wow! - XY, Episode 031: “Lucario VS Bashamo! The Cave of Trials!!” / “The Cave of Trials!”
ohhheck: otterboxes: ohhheck: how do you ask what a glass of water is doing? a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english water you doing
feministcaptainkirk: devilsbitchandaliar: poyzn: Those eyes. Crying Don’t give anthropomorphic inanimate objects teeth.
rebecca-splenda: did-you-kno: mymodernmet: Clever Illustrations Reveal the Amusing Thoughts of Inanimate Objects Eeeehehehee! It’s like they’re soooo cute, but I’d still eat TF out of them… Sausage Party (2016)
sixpenceee: crispyycleanssss: *sees strange reflection* now that’s some sixpenceee shit *sees inanimate object move* now that’s some sixpenceee shit *sees shadow at the corner of my eye* now that’s some sixpenceee shit LOVE THIS!
balthazass: how does this even have 2,000 notes let me take an ~*~artistic~*~ picture of my ceiling fan and watch it get to 10k notes because people just love seeing inanimate objects so much ^ LOL XD
awkward around strangers awkward around friends awkward around crushes awkward around cashiers awkward around inanimate objects awkward around everything ever
avialum: anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cookwestern cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects
unregardless:i get so mad when i walk into inanimate objects and hurt myself….ill fight this fucking chair
ghdos: cleophatrajones: midnight-sun-rising: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) The last one is so cute lol I believe the ear buds… The ear buds one HAS to be true.
averypotterseniorfeels: iamexpressingmultipleattitudes: allonsymytardis: He can say it to an inanimate object, but he can’t say it to Rose Tyler. get out but he didn’t say it to his sonic screwdriver until it was too late He said he loved Rose
i-am-in-your-fandom: tvgropes: the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects AMEN
unregardless: i get so mad when i walk into inanimate objects and hurt myself….ill fight this fucking chair
ourladyofperpetualskepticism: robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom @alichay
prozdvoices:armanky said:A man waking up in the morning… in a world where every inanimate object yells its name like a Pokemon.This is one of our oldest jokes, and I’m glad I could finally make it a reality.
unregardless:i get so mad when i walk into inanimate objects and hurt myself….i’ll fight this fucking chair
humandisastersquad:why do ppl in scifi have such a hard time saying ‘thank you’ to robots. i say thank you to inanimate objects all the time and sure as hell would thank a robot for doing even the bare minimum
unexplained-events:Unexpected Murder Weapons Photographer Ed James captures photographs of ordinary inanimate objects that were once used as weapons in cases of murder.
laboratorium-ix: And that’s why you should IMMEDIATELY report your kid when it starts talking to inanimate objects (Adeptus Mechanicus sanctioned machine spirits exempted).
yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle)
eartharchives: neaq: Even scallops are fun to watch if you wait long enough. (Shot in the Edge of the Sea tidepool touch tank) Lots of people think animals like scallops are pretty much inanimate, like a rock. That’s far from the truth! Scallops are
beautypeen: asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
pansexualfacts: Fact: While pansexuals are not attracted to pans, animals or inanimate objects, 94% of interviewed pansexuals report attraction to ancient Greek Pandora, stating ‘that whole releasing evil thing? Kinda hot, if you ask me’ in unison.
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unbossed:Destroying inanimate objects is valid protest against a society that values them more than it values your life.
Me fighting with inanimate objects…
powerfulmagics: regina mills vs. inanimate objects ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
madeofeverything:saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways
nathanwpyle: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) My latest series of comics:
saffythegeek: july-19th-club: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) they’re trying their BEST Oh my god this is so cute
klinklang: 20,000 species of fish 6,000 species of reptiles 9,000 species of birds 1,000 species of amphibians 15,000 species of mammals Over a million species of insects Billions of household items and other inanimate objects And people are actually
blackthorngym: Pokémon based on animals (◕‿◕✿)Pokémon based on plants (◕‿◕✿)Pokémon based on inanimate objects (◕‿◕✿)Pokémon based on people (◕‿◕✿)Pokémon based on food (◕‿◕✿)Pokémon ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*
professorpahrak: bermuda-n-drangle: “wow more pokemon based on inanimate objects so dumb” what the fuck did you say about me GIRL HOLD MY SHEATH I GOT YO SHEATH BABY GO CUT HIS ASS
time-is-an-inanimate-object: Do
debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
cruelman3: Living sex objects are better than inanimate sex objects.They are softer, they can be warm, wet, they can suffer. But you have to tie them, to restrain them, because they don’t always accept their role.
rnackenzie: why do i allow myself to get emotionally attached to inanimate objects
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: blackphoenix77: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: baskervillenqh: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Because rape and marriage to inanimate objects is clearly TOTALLY the same thing as two consenting adults of the same gender wanting
clanked: i am not afraid to yell at inanimate objects
death-deafying-stuntman: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) This actually makes me much less frustrated with these things
cryoverkiltmilk: robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom “And STAY down!!”
faetouchedinthehead: paige-isqueen: shinjukugewalt: heysatanas: let’s fund ocean exploration a bit more! leave the sea alone pls I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MASK OR OIL OR FUCKING SOMETHING INANIMATE GOD NO IT’S LIKE A DROP OF LIVING NIGHTMARE OR
liberalsarecool: Conservatives are shitty people. Comparing health, a life and death necessity, to a inanimate table, this guy is 100% a**hole Republican.
yetanothertaylor: homosexual-supervillain: Greatest Inanimate Objects in RPDR Herstory (Updated) 1) Lil’ Poundcake 2) Ornacia 3) Alyssa’s Backrolls 4) Roxxxy’s Sequenced Top 5) Shangela’s Box 6) Alaska’s Biscuit 7) Courtney’s Wings
particlefucker: dont let tumblr make you believe that -eating car hubcaps is cool -being an inanimate object is acceptable -post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk -having a corporeal form is healthy -france exists -chemtrails aren’t
griseus: Corals might appear solid and inanimate, but new evidence from a mushroom coral (Herpolitha Limax) that inflates himself to escape a sand burial changes everything It was already known that the species could be released from the sand of the
bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: My Fetishes?I like chicks who feminize all the significant inanimate objects in their worlds. Their cars are girls, their computers are girls, their phones are girls; whether it’s pink and covered in flowers or jet black
prozdvoices: A man wakes up to find that every inanimate object yells its name like a Pokemon
aurotoiras: mutsumiotohime:@inanimate-sensation @spookymingos
crankygincoffee: Poor kitty. This just in: ANIMALS ARE NOT TOYS! I know, I know it’s very hard to understand that they are living, sentient beings and not inanimate objects. This looks horrible
july-19th-club: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) they’re trying their BEST
