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galactic-twat: -Steven’s healing spit works on inanimate objects, which makes since since he can heal gemstones-His healing spit is back-Steven is able to win a battle of will against Garnet, and the other Crystal gems-Steven seems to have his floating
robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom
k-lionheart: ralkana: alykat86: bittyblueeyes: nominanescio: joestoyes: unironicallyenthusiasticknitter: dafezgirl: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: “really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do “Stay.” I
sweetlyminiaturesublime: k-lionheart: ralkana: alykat86: bittyblueeyes: nominanescio: joestoyes: unironicallyenthusiasticknitter: dafezgirl: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: “really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they
seranine:america-wakiewakie: “There is no war on drugs because you cannot have a war against inanimate objects. There is only war on drug addicts. Which means we are warring on the most abused and vulnerable segments of the population.” – Dr Gabor
Sometimes I wish I were an inanimate object...
genocideaquarium: debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it. This is beautiful
avialum: anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cookwestern cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects
prozdvoices: armanky said:A man waking up in the morning… in a world where every inanimate object yells its name like a Pokemon.This is one of our oldest jokes, and I’m glad I could finally make it a reality.
Wow just accidentally found a blog that was all about amputation/turning people into inanimate objects fetishes… wtf???? Like why would anyone fetishize disability or having limbs removed omg
disneybroughtmehope: The Important Inanimate Objects of Disney <3
arbuz-budesh: Monster wheel. Ai\human hybrid or sometn
hyperbali: magic: fine anthropomorphic talking animals or inanimate objects: okay mythological beasts/deities: cool modern ideas of “historical” clothing: sure poc: WHOA THERE NOW THAT’S NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE THEY DIDN’T EXIST ANYWHERE BEFORE
winterforpolandandfrance:My dash is flooded with animate inanimate object shipping.
ghdos: cleophatrajones: midnight-sun-rising: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) The last one is so cute lol I believe the ear buds… The ear buds one HAS to be true.
hermionegranger: autisticcole: debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
bynineb:babeetle - can evolve into pinsir or heracross. it tries to spar with anything it can see, even inanimate objects.
552: bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then
unregardless: i get so mad when i walk into inanimate objects and hurt myself….ill fight this fucking chair
thatjoygirl: thelifeofmac: thatjoygirl: datreebeard: this guy is amazing Dogs and ice cream cones are inanimate OBJECTS. THINGS! Are you suggesting these things also should be given constitutional rights!?No! It’s asinine! Just like this argument.
arseniccyanide: IS NO ONE GOING TO tALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT ALL OF THE COLORS NOTEPAD DEEMS ‘CREATIVE’ ARE THE COLOrS THAT MAKE UP THE CLOCK?? THEY ARE IN LOVE I DON’T EVEN CARE THAT THEY ARE INANIMATE OBJECTS ANYMORE I S H I P I
thisnameisquitemanly: kuriboh: jonopoly: We almost just died omfg the train got derailed look at that fucking bar sticking out of the floor SYDNEY FUCKING PUBLIC FUCKING TRANSPORT in australia even inanimate objects try to kill you
feministcaptainkirk: devilsbitchandaliar: poyzn: Those eyes. Crying Don’t give anthropomorphic inanimate objects teeth.
tung2die4: Has a real thing for inanimate objects
bluoxyde: Réi, the unfinished robot.(I realized I never really drew him 0_0) He comes from a world where humans build machines as an offering to their gods. Robots are a result of science, art and alchemy combined. The alchemy gives life to the inanimate
theholewhisperer: pussyboysrus: itsvnthony: Miss me ? 😜 More at PussyBoysRusIf you want to be featured on this blog then Submit I miss any man who shoves inanimate objects up his 🕳!!! 😂😍🤤
madeofeverything:saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways
homosexual-supervillain: Greatest Inanimate Objects in RPDR Herstory 1) Lil’ Poundcake 2) Ornacia 3) Alyssa’s Backrolls 4) Courtney’s Wings 5) Shangela’s Box 6) Milk’s Pinocchio Nose 7) Violet’s Corset 8) Puppet Bianca Del Rio 9) Katya’s
mutestones: behold: the first and only time I have ever seen inanimate objects gendered for the express purpose of making them gay
scallylad89: I’d realised that recently I hadn’t done an inanimate transformation for a while. Constantly pleasing everyone else making their wishes come true, well it was about time I did something for me! So when these two lads turned up on my
dandybound: paige-isqueen: shinjukugewalt: heysatanas: let’s fund ocean exploration a bit more! leave the sea alone pls I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MASK OR OIL OR FUCKING SOMETHING INANIMATE GOD NO PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP
rainbowrecesses: I have yet to see a girl love to fuck an inanimate dick as much as this girl.
legolokiismighty: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) the coffee cup is so adorable
un17erse: B.A.P MVs → Inanimate objects
maidenofeddie: I don’t know if there is an inanimate object that I love more than this one. The late 90’s early 00’s just puked all over me.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
particlefucker: dont let tumblr make you believe that -eating car hubcaps is cool -being an inanimate object is acceptable -post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk -having a corporeal form is healthy -france exists -chemtrails aren’t
rmlgifs: Does your pet have a problem? Does he experience any of these problems: violent mood swings, overindulgence, unhealthy attachments to inanimate objects?
chasekip:Pokemon based on inanimate objects
askkappathekirin: Question answering time! Inanimate object edition! X3 <3
asktheconsoleponies: cadenceandlunareplies: Tumblrbot asked: WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECTS? ((So, the other day I remember I had a whole folder of pics from back in 2012, including all of the drawings for my first ask blog ever, Ask Cadence
darkfiretaimatsu:The trickiest bit of making new friends is introducing them to your old friends~Mistery: “I-It’s not alive but it’s not inanimate either. I don’t think I dare try to control this metal pony. The modern era sure has surprises in
robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom x3
debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
OH WORD????!!!!! A couple months ago, I got involved in a really cool anthology called “As Told by Things,” which is a collection of short stories from the point of view of inanimate objects. You can pre-order it here! It turns out that with
femalesmakegreatpets: Even a inanimate object has more value then a female
lockedphillycpl: Hi all! Sorry for the lack of updates, but we’re still happily married and going strong. My wife is still seeing her bull on a regular basis, usually on the weekends. I still haven’t had an inanimate encounter with her since we started
autisticcole: debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it. I’m glad there’s
humandisastersquad:why do ppl in scifi have such a hard time saying ‘thank you’ to robots. i say thank you to inanimate objects all the time and sure as hell would thank a robot for doing even the bare minimum
meanplastic:Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda
dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects
jackironsides:zaatanna-moved:anyway just a reminder for the myth lovers out thereking arthur was welsh. merlin was welsh. camelot was in wales. the lady and the lake she pops out of; welsh. excalibur; magic inanimate welsh object. etc.on the way to see
ohhheck: otterboxes: ohhheck: how do you ask what a glass of water is doing? a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english water you doing
ditzy-doe: WAIT A MINUTE REMEMBER THAT FRYBO EPISODE WHERE INANIMATE OBJECTS CAME TO LIFE WITH THE USE OF GEM SHARDS? do you think… Do you think that gem used to be a PERSON? you know— before it shattered?? I was thinking about this but from what
beautypeen: asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
