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take-a-ride-on-my-suckstick: can’t believe i saw him in real life. i came in my pants. I would probably do the same thing! ;)
perversionsofjustice: Dude, Barrett is a fucking stud. I mean, his bulge is bigger in real life but I guess they can’t really depict that in toy replicas. Too bad…
benanarki: Bunny: A small creature often covered in fur but sometimes has no fur at all. This creature can jump as high as it wants. If you see a bunny in real life, do not attempt to catch it because it will just hop away and leave you depressed.
pikaballoons: dream-on-michael: pikaballoons: if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person unless you’re actually a pikachu then I have a hard time
kakyoinisdead: su-bmerged: kakyoinisdead: if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person get out how about you say that directly into my fat ass
dean-and-samwinchester: jennytrout: mrs-n-uzumaki: skipperthekangaroo: mrs-n-uzumaki: When you discover that these two: Were married in Love Actually is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two were married in real life? You just
djmirrorcle: djmirrorcle: sickpage: white people seeing mutants getting discriminated against in the x-men white people seeing poc getting discriminated against in real life So true Especially now that #TheGifted is on tv. 😡
I picked up this decal for my phone from a local shop (it was made on the island too). Since my phone color is “Deep-Sea Blue”, I figured why not have the Hawaiian Islands in the ocean like in real life. (at Lihue, Hawaii)
ass-full-of-cass: jack-fucking-daw: mhirnof-deactivated20180902: ASSASSIN'S CREED 4 in Real Life tHE GUY IN THE FORTH GIF JUST TURNS AROUND im crYFIN [x]
misterandry: memeimpala: there are a lot of tv shows about young people in new york city with crappy jobs but nice apartments and clothes and stuff and i don’t think that actually happens in real life?? how would they afford it?? selling their soul
phillip-bankss: ko-fi request: “your art is so amazing and your style is really unique ;;__;; if its not too much trouble, could you please draw factory head thorton and commander saturn from pokemon dueling in mario kart in real life? theyre engaged”
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I'd be like in real life
sei-replies: au where vinyl and octavia are in an online relationship and when they both realize they live like an hours drive away. but octavia has social anxiety and shes afraid that if vinyl meets her in real life she wont like her as much anymore.
heirofrickdraws: So I visited an alpaca ranch today, and let me just say to anyone who’s been waffling over meeting an alpaca in person, they are EVEN CUTER IN REAL LIFE! They look like something straight out of a cartoon. And they are so, so, so soft.
Did any other ladies (or gents) watch Captain America 2 and suddenly become extreamly attracted to Steve Rodgers?
Reblog if you create scenarios in your head that will never happen in real life.
thedailywhat: Stuffed Animal of the Day: Story goes that, in 1731, King Frederick I of Sweden received a lion skin as a gift from the Bey of Algiers. The taxidermist tasked with mounting it had never seen a lion in real life, and only had a vague idea
Just a reminder- It’s okay if you call me Donna. Really. I don’t mind. I’d prefer if you called me Donnie, but I understand. I go by Donna in many professional and academic spaces, so if you decide to call me Donna in a space
I’m pretty much convinced that anyone who interacts with me in real life in a semi-regular basis hates my guts. I don’t really blame them, because I hate my guts, too. But it’s still not a really nice feeling.
fayewhispers: Was playing with my boobs today and I thought you guys might like a little glimpse of how they move and feel in real life, not just in photos 😉
questions-within-questions: acoolguy: sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life? “Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me
asparrowsfall: cleo4u2: THIS. I saw a post the other day that literally said if you do it to a fictional character, you’ll do it in real life. No. Just NO. I’m so glad someone put it into words. In art, we can be fucking nuts.
slavethompson: masturbatorsanctum: masturbatorsanctum: A guy uses some sort of fuckable inflatable balloon for masturbation. A surprising device. Has anybody ever seen that in real life ? Update : @jmoxon13 explained in a comment to this post that
mickeyandmumbles: Are you a smoker in real life? It looks like it. I am a smoker. I’ve pretty much taken the whole burden of smoking. All the Gallaghers were supposed to smoke in the first season. But Emmy doesn’t smoke, and Cameron [Monaghan, who
lyciastorm: sissificationhypnosis: Bimbofication Brainwashing This is a brainwashing file that will turn you more and more into a female bimbo in real life. Certain bimbo mantras will go on in your head throughout the day, keeping you focused on your
monsieurpaprika: Zombie apocalypses aren’t nearly as fun in real life as they are in video games. this is probably like the farthest ill ever actually go with any of my aus LOL kinda ran out of stamina towads the end there though… if you get the
cowsgomooandidotoo: ifuckinghatetomhiddleston: The ironic part is real life Tom is probably more ridiculous than the fictional guy in Old spice . Also I really hope Tom Hiddles does a cologne commercial this is art
amx004qubeley:fughtopia:salon:As a sniper I was not usually the victim of a traumatic event, but the perpetrator of violence and death. My actions in combat would have been more acceptable to me if I could cloak myself in the belief that the whole mission
refinery29: Joe Biden crashed a college party in this new #ItsOnUs PSA explaining why sexual assault is *everyone’s* problemCould vice president (and part-time TV actor) Joe Biden sneak into a college party in real life? Judging by a new Funny or Die
starklinqs: How We See Shane: A demon with no fear who casually strolls into each haunted place without a care in the world.Shane, in Real Life:
richhill: Would you be ok with ur icon protecting you in a fight?
My blog is a private thing that is open to everyone in the world except to the people I know in real life.
andhumanslovedstories: andhumanslovedstories: I hate when people I know in real life are like “haha I’m so nerdy, I’m the nerdiest person ever” in a way that implies that I, the person they are talking to, am not a nerd, when the truth is I
jessalrynn: karis-the-fangirl:leatherleaves:galvanizedfriend:I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at
shieldmaiden19:exigencelost: exigencelost: I’m getting really tired of the wise serene pacifist trope in fiction. Every committed pacifist, prison abolitionist, antiwar activist, etc I’ve ever met in real life has been vibrating with compressed rage
mjalti: me: it’s not realistic to expect the type of love depicted in movies and stories, they function on an idealized notion of love that has a quick deus ex machina for situations that would require entire lifetimes to solve in real life me, when
parakeet:so are there ppl in real life who dont spent all their spare time just thinking about silly little fictional stories… what do u do when ur listening to music? do u not make amvs in ur head? do u just listen
marzipanandminutiae:scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni
allthoselovelyimperfections: ^-^ (My left boob looks bigger than my right one in this pic, although it is vice versa in real life :P )
johnlock-consulting-husbands: that-heros-gone: thememoryofallthat: that moment when you find out that in real life the lady that plays Mrs. Hudson in Sherlock has known Benedict Cumberbatch since he was four years old. STOP MY HEART JUST GAVE OUT
battroid: if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person
quantumentangledkonrad: A Observer taken in real life. Taken in Budapest, Hungary. OH NO!!! The End is Near!!! Just Joking… Taken from: http://9gag.com/gag/a447OrZ WHOA SHIT
memeimpala: there are a lot of tv shows about young people in new york city with crappy jobs but nice apartments and clothes and stuff and i don’t think that actually happens in real life?? how would they afford it?? selling their soul 2 the devil??
sariae: when you’re on the beach in animal crossing and also on the beach in real life
allcreatures: allcreatures: Mark and Dawn Dumas play pool with their real-life teddy bear in the form of 18-month-old grizzly bear Billy near Vancouver, Canada. Animal handler Mark has been teaching Billy a variety of complex behaviours to perform on
imivi replied to your post: anonymous asked:Ah, thanks for yo… Finn’s about 14-15 now though, you’re overestimating how much time has passed :u that’s likely, I’m not a very good judge of time in real life and then in tv shows
solfirle: newsflash: people can enjoy things in fiction they would never approve of in real life
“It’s always been my theory of the show— this sort of reverse…reverse escapism theory, which is that a fantasy world of fantasy characters became interested in real life and wanted to participate in that. Steven is the son of a human being
I had an extremely tedious dream last night. In it I was cooking eggs. That was the entire dream, cooking eggs in real time. I was trying to fry the eggs but I messed up and I didn’t want to bother starting over so I was just like “screw it,
ateliersockpuppet: Medium: Watercolor Cheers to my dear friend iraya for this gift. Actual art, right in my hand. This is the best birthday gift ever. Yeah I know I’m not flailing around like we normally do, but I already did in real life :) Her
awkwardnessanonymous: This week on: I hate my computer camera because it makes my drawings look like shit when they’re a lot better in real life I swear. It gets rid of all the dETAIL I PUT IN ITPart of an art trade with allthelesbianships~I’m going
deeeskye: This is something I did when I got bored a couple of days ago 🖊 I drew the Crystal Gems in my style, literally 💜 these are a few of the outfits that I wear in real life 🎀👗👠
some-gross-girl: I was in a Tezuka mood a few days ago. I’m trying to wean myself off the stablizers, cuz my lineart in real life has suffered for it. I think overall it was pretty successful
jimmymcgools: The world of symbolism is incredibly heightened. You can have an incredible amount of geometry and meaning to the world. In real life, you ask yourself, “Is there a meaning to this?” The tree crashes in front of my house, and I go,
halesshepardn7:Catching lightning in this game is almost as hard as doing it in real life. But damn these screenshots are gorgeous!
yoccu: ignotae: alfiejlim: laughingsquid: Super Mario Brothers Parkour, Mario & Luigi Perform Free Running Stunts in Real Life I didn’t this would actually work but this looks exactly like some of the shit Mario pulls in 64 and Galaxy freaking
if u die in pokemon go u die in real life
deviantotter: Balls may appear larger in real life than in photo
housebearsofatlanta: superbears: SO WANT THAT SEXY FUZZY MEATY ASS Does a bear shit in the woods ! If I saw this in real life I’d service this hole instantly forever ! it’s that hot !
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