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ibeggedformercytwice: maryirishhoran: If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction
maryirishhoran: If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would
Last night I had a dream that an airplane wrote “god loves you” in the night sky. This morning, in real life, I walked into my backyard and an airplane was writing “jesus loves you” and I started crying. I laid in the grass and
quiiz: a-jedi-in-purgatory: (Source) “ Dug in real life has just met you, and he—Squirrel!—loves you.” THIS IS THE PUREST THING IN ALL OF EXISTENCE! THIS IS SOO CUTE I LOVE UP
assbutt-in-the-garrison: mcmahonism: the un are having a conference on gender equality and have only invited men like that was an actual joke on parks and recreation and now it has happened in real life in case yall were doubting this to be true
sixpenceee: Fly Geyser in Nevada, USA is not a natural formation. It’s a man-made geyser created by accident in 1964 when an explorative well drilled in the area was either left uncapped or not capped properly, causing dissolved minerals to accumulate
forceballfx: Sombra Pinups You may have noticed that I haven’t been the most active in the past few days, I just had so much going on in real life that I had to take care of.. and I have recently been in a car crash that totaled my car to shreds and
whilst-farting-i: rerolatable: sitcomdadvegeta: if you die in Monopoly you die in real life since when is it possible to die in monopoly idk man i kinda want to die when i play monopoly
that-fatt-girl: This top came and it does actually look very cute tucked in but it’s a no for not being tucked in and that’s how I would actually wear it in real life 🙁 I might just order the next size up
crimson-sun: Welcome to JTV Pokecenter! Please ensure your pokemon are in a carrier, on a leash, or in their pokeballs at all times. Thank you! Your friendly neighbourhood veterinary clinic is probably the closest thing in real life to a pokemon center,
afreakmind: populardad: there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades this is so true because in real life im super dumb and jumbled, however im in A honor roll in school
sammymontoya: enjoy this 8 page comic i drew in 1 day and inked in 2. no one who knows me in real life would ever believe all the fluffy romantic comics I draw;;; alternate title is: I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON DWARF BEARDS
jasko + lys stretching post shooting for @fourchambers in berlin this weekend-Leaving Berlin PFF broken, happy and heartsick that it’s not real life & we don’t all live in a commune together. Weird porn community forever. Spaces like
i don’t think i’d do well in a video game tournament, cause if I lose in front of all those people we’re going to fight in real life and I bet I’ll beat the dog shit out of you
quiiz:a-jedi-in-purgatory:(Source) “ Dug in real life has just met you, and he—Squirrel!—loves you.” THIS IS THE PUREST THING IN ALL OF EXISTENCE!THIS IS SOO CUTE I LOVE UPAhhhh this is so precious~ >w< <3
voyeurbulgedude: PORNSTAR Erick Lewis Erick is just too hot not to include a set of his physique! With the exception of a solo vid, his work in the porn industry (and in real life too, sorry!) is in straight sex. Have a particular porn star
rootaf: i’m so fucking tired. we keep dying in real life and on screen, that’s how much they hate us. we are getting murdered in our safe spaces and they don’t even let the friends of the injured donate blood. they tell trans people to pee in the
bitholicsanon: faeriefountain: faeriefountain: i wish clothing in real life worked like it does in RPGs “omg i totally aced that calc test, I was wearing my +15 intelligence bra” it’s a rare drop from the raid boss in Victoria’s Secret
like “Steven and Connie should never be put in these dangerous situations, its child endangerment!”and, like, I hear you. I would never be OK with people putting children in harmful situations in real life. But its a cartoon. It is a fantasy/sci-fi
turnedmeintothemockingjay: brookepd: can tv producers stop making girls in teen shows wear heels and fancy dresses to school because in real life that happens approximately never ESPECIALLY in college
usually I’m grossed out/annoyed with my roommate even though he is pretty cute, is a total top and has an 8" dick (which I know from a4a and his giant bulge in briefs). in real life he has no apparent sexual interest in me either but last
venustrap1910: “Tits? Great. Ass? Great. Blowjob? Sure, it’s fuckin’ fantastic in person-if she’ll do it. But in real life, if you wanna get head, you gotta give head….And if she finally does decide to do you the big favor…she’s in a
amos62: 18 year old porn star jessie rogers is a white mans wet dream, young blonde and beautiful, she is fucking black guys on camera and in real life, believe it or not she is in a relationship with the 40 something black dude that is in one of the
stark-arts: Stark-Arts Sister Dee topping Luna-Vary. Luna was amazing in images as a sub and in real life she is quite the domme. Amazing energy between the two in these shots from late 2009. lunavary
tinybitsubby:I’ve stumbled across a few writers and also a podcast ( @amysubmits ) wherein subs say they must give off subby vibes in general (in real life) because they attract other s-types quit a bit. Attract, as in platonic connection. I sat with
riskyinpublic: tumblinwithhotties: Andy Taylor jerkin’ it in class Wish this happened in real life when I was in school…
just-shower-thoughts: I have never seen a mouse hole in a wall in real life, like I’ve seen in cartoons.
lesbiancelebs: Sorry for the poor quality of this image, but it is such a good example of the popular trend of uniting a few celebrities in one pic. Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan can be rivals in real life, but in the fake world they are true lovers!
castielmyspell: taco-of-the-violets: castielmyspell: things people do in fanfic no one does in real life smirk every frickin five seconds gulp stutter to be cute be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy” chuckle gently chuckle in
rootaf:i’m so fucking tired. we keep dying in real life and on screen, that’s how much they hate us. we are getting murdered in our safe spaces and they don’t even let the friends of the injured donate blood. they tell trans people to pee in the
a-jedi-in-purgatory: (Source) “ Dug in real life has just met you, and he—Squirrel!—loves you.” THIS IS THE PUREST THING IN ALL OF EXISTENCE!
I had a dream last night that I was walking around top less in downtown Colorado Springs and I went inside a shop that doesn’t exist in real life but I’ve been there before in my dreams and I recognized the old woman who put a robe on me.
doubrev-blog: Here's another reason to be in love with Ryan Gosling. You know those romantic lines he says in movies? Yeah, he says things like that in real life — about Emma Stone.
theycallmethemoose: megstielshipper: justanotherfangirl-: so-smoke-em-if-you-got-em: I love how in the show Sam is serious and Dean is the one always derpin in the background But in real life it’s almost always Jared How does this not have
theprettiestsirenn: abalidoth: midnightburgundy: nightingale—song: Fallout In real life I grew up in Arizona and thus had the chance to visit a lot of these places before I saw them in the game. Walking around all of these places that I had actually
17yr: people in real life dont actually spike the punch bowl at school dances there arent even punch bowls at dances teens dont hang in the mall or drive around with too many people in the car jamming out to the radio boys dont throw rocks at windows
eevachu: reaill: thebeccabeast: sammymontoya: enjoy this 8 page comic i drew in 1 day and inked in 2. no one who knows me in real life would ever believe all the fluffy romantic comics I draw;;; alternate title is: I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON DWARF
tom-sits-like-a-whore: nimloth87: “Loki’s New Groove” Someone had to do it. I keep laughing at Loki’s “BD" face in this poster. Seriously, Loki, nobody does that in real life.Well, nobody in their right mind.Well, OK then.*cleans
katescastles: assbutt-in-the-garrison: mcmahonism: the un are having a conference on gender equality and have only invited men like that was an actual joke on parks and recreation and now it has happened in real life in case yall were doubting this
dorkly: THE BEST FICTIONAL WEAPON EVER TOPLIST! The weapons in real-life are pretty boring in comparison to the ones in movies - magic wands, laser swords, regular swords that have individual names, etc. It makes sense, since most of the bad guys being
fridjitzu: faeriefountain: faeriefountain: i wish clothing in real life worked like it does in RPGs “omg i totally aced that calc test, I was wearing my +15 intelligence bra” it’s a rare drop from the raid boss in Victoria’s Secret
When a Video games asks a question in a fake video game school and your ass wasn’t paying attention in fake school or in real life to be able to answer
a-jedi-in-purgatory: (Source)“ Dug in real life has just met you, and he—Squirrel!—loves you.”THIS IS THE PUREST THING IN ALL OF EXISTENCE!
raywomanzarek: maryirishhoran: If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have
joshpeck: lickbitchesgetmoney: i like how in the sims 3 you can walk around with 1,100 eggs in ur pocket you can do that in real life too if you try hard enough
skymoonandstardust:Can– can I just meet my favorite celebrity in a wild wacky coincidence, spend a day together, have them slowly fall in love with me and live out a fanfic in real life?
hollandreeds: “In real life Stiles is played by Dylan O’Brien. Uhh, we’re best friends. We lived together shooting both the seasons, and we’re basically the same guy in two different bodies. ‘Cause the same guy in the same body would be
