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“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.â€
“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.â€
“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.â€
“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D. fog in order to take my breath away.â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“I want you in my life more permanently than a Black Lotus tattoo.â€
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“
“I’m not a plot device… The only function I want in your narrative is love interest.â€
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.â€
“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum that was sold off in a fire damage sale.â€
“I want to experiment with you… and I don’t mean in the Baskerville kind of way.â€
“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“You’re sweeter than the sugar I thought the Baskerville drug was in.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.â€
“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.â€
“You are the crack in my lens.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.â€
“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special outfits, but I’ll make an exception for you in the bedroom.â€
“The only papers I want floating in my mind palace are love letters from you.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“Communicating in the Diogenes Club isn’t the only thing I can do with these hands.â€
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most beautiful woman in the room even if you had a mustache.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti? Because you got my attention in very efficient fashion.â€
“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.â€
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.â€
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
“I want my mind palace to have your details so perfect, I won’t need drugs to be immersed in them.â€
“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts in you.â€
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.â€
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”
“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”
“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on my face if you’d prefer.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than how an old lady could die of hypothermia in a sauna.”
“I would let you look in my ‘lymph nodes’ even if I wasn’t missing my limbs.”
“Forget the Thatcher busts. The only bust I’m interested in is yours.”
“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
OVER THE LINE TOURNAMENT - 2002, Fiesta Island, San Diego, CAwww.Flash4Us.com
OVER THE LINE TOURNAMENT - OTL - Fiesta Island, San Diego, CA
OVER THE LINE TOURNAMENT - Fiesta Island, San Diego, CA - 2002
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