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“What is the line for?”“Freshman Fred, then a piss,”“A piss, then Freshman Fred,”“Then there should be two lines.”“If you have to pee that badly get out of line then come back to the end if you still
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“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that wasn’t a typo.”
The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D. kind of way.” One of my real-life friends suggested a “crazy for you” line with Henry a long time ago, but I can’t remember which one, sooooo… This is me not
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“A Black Lotus flower isn’t the only thing I can put in your mouth.”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d examine my body.”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”
“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and being blackmailed by Magnussen isn’t all we have in common.”
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna see what else can fit in it?”
“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing– I’d be looking for you.”
“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.”
“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.”
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.â€
“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement in front of Bart’s.â€
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