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shaxaphone: Baby: m-m- mMother: mama?????Baby: no wtf bitch im like 2 days old. chill.
zackisontumblr: zackisontumblr: i got bored and starting taking pictures and this one kinda looks like im cuddling with my own legs and now i cant stop laughing and here come the questions…
raspbeary: ladynips: Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like if Riot made their male champions as spicy as their female ones… IM FEELIN THIS
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: boots-n-cats: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: viergacht: karensrnith: “this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours” Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto
ifagrizzlycouldtalk: blainekatzman: im really mad at how accurate this is A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration. WHY WOULD YOU SHAVE?
condensedbloodmilk: trollzin: error404s: watch this whole thing please jfc im laughing my ass off watching this video was like sitting in a car accelerating to 150, slamming the breaks, spinning out of control, and barley missing a head on collision
kanyewesticle: i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
ringoogo: “releasing a new gorillaz album in 2016” im ready
romangod: somethingtolose-somethingtoprove: romangod: See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit
flyingbutt: *takes photo of flowers with an iphone 5* im a photographer :)
malefica-anima: asmilinggoddess: asmilinggoddess: now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy. THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO
trashclown420: adamsandlersuperdeath2005: *fingers ur gf*im in Clitoris Hacked
beauxbatons: when im dead sext me through a ouija board
bckyb4rnes: youngmushroom: hwatlarry: if you are a vegan great! tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it but if you ever ever tell me that im a killer or try to make me feel bad for eating meat i will eat you ok
thetallblacknerd: silumia: psyfucks: comfortspringstation: Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever I’m so happy for this little kitty im cryin a bit How do you reject cuteness
heldersangel: boy2006: dyedclothes: when your friend meets your sexy roommate I’m screaming bc this is me IM CRYING
andrewbreitel: potayto: do people really still say me gusta what im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
lol-im-gay-xd: hairstylesbeauty: I found a baby Squirtle! Happy Halloween! (source) I think I just died from the amount of cuteness in this photo
ghcst: im so miserable but i laugh at everything
definablee: rlmjob: tokega81: runlikeyoustolesomething: rlmjob: egg the music really adds to the plot Start using proper utensils you stupid asian bastards… im white This gives me life tbh
setharooni: “oh shit, im gunna cum!” me:
neatvibes: most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
illkim: partynauseous: partynauseous: ThE nEw TeAcHeR iS sOoO hOt IM SUCH A FUCKING STALKER Are you in a fucking locker
nasai: drunkblogging: omgggggg ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY
sasusakunaru7: namikazekushina: ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT KILLER BEE NO BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS REALLY!!! KILLER BEE IS GONNA BE ON THIS MOVIE LIKE REALLY IM SO HYPE ABOUT IT XD CAN WE TALK ABOUT LEE DESTROYING A METEOR WITH HIS FIST?
starterspack: The “im a pro gamer” starter pack follower starterspack for more
dammit-jim-im-a-blog: without glasses: with glasses:
hotboyproblems: whos: hotboyproblems: whos going to kiss me on new years eve no im not oh
ugly: im literally tired 30 hours a day
leedskiss: im laughing so hard they look like those 12 year olds on omegle “show ur tits for dick”
awkwardvagina: i don’t know what im laughing about more, the ostrich, the girl that looks like she’s crying in the other car or the llama in the mirror
frankenbae: im about to fucking scream
solarsenpai: sadisticxxpanda: yungricegod: even in the animes the white guys are fucking shit up im fuckin dyin Me and my mutuals every damn day on here
kangaroonemesis: Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
cardaughter: edgeofboring: majora: devilbatghost: Imagine being alive on 4/20/69 FURIOUSLY EATS HEALTHY AND EXERCISES REGULARLY i dont usually add captions to posts but….i was born in 99 & im gonna be 69 on 4/20/2069. this is it. this
kurt-vonneguts-bussy: literal-ghost: nietzschean-smile: ohcorny: ohcorny: so last night I was saying how playing cuban pete vastly improves all the fight scenes in evangelion since it’s The Year Of NGE im bringing back this masterpiece Oh my
not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN
the-best-of-funny: heteroboys: snaappy: snaappy: it’s a startling, unholy revelation the thrilling conclusion IM SCREAMING NO THIS IS THE SAME HAIRSTYLE I HAVE I CANT BREATHE X
miketooch: kangaroonemesis: Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing… Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office
thearcanetheory: cianur00: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing
cestpapillon:krampuslips: foxes are the most important animals on earth im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore
shejla24: im deleting my life
bridgemcgidge:shercockandmycrotch: everyone needs a waving snail on their blog i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry that comment im sold gotta do it now
mydrunkkitchen: rreggaeska:nourrice:im literally sobbing tf delete thisoh man wtfTHIS WAS HARD TO WATCH
thagoodthings:mrforde:childishthot:phattygirls:Judge going off on two parents arrested for child abuse!!some people should not even be blessed with having children I love this judge a-and im really being sarcastic
otome801:fujoshii—chan:Japanese high school boys vines are the reason why im living
retiredjesus: im done
youngblackandvegan: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. “im mostly straight”
hungary-hippos: fantasy-mist: me IM SCREAMING
billieyoarmstrong:books-and-cookies: leaves-on-the-forest-floor: IM CRYING THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.
the-hollyjollylesbians: logaudi: the-hollyjollylesbians: transgenderarts: forced him & forced her im confused can someone explain this to me? left one is a boy trapped inside the body of a girl, yet everyone around him keeps imposing him all
aumimyhomie:inhaleaggression:literallysame:DELETE THIS IM LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS Asdfghjk dyinggggl
clitpotle: im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
becomingathena: princesswitchy: im crying i was crying and now i’m not. this is incredible.
fezdavila:flacarica:lil-chingona:My daughterOH MY GODDDDDDD LMAO SHE DONT GIVE A FUCK IM CRYING REBLOG BECAUSE THIS LITTLE GIRL IS THE REALEST NIGGA EVER! Does anyone know if she’s alive? I know I wouldn’t be.
pastellish: THIS TOOK ME FOREVER IM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN I really wanted to draw Black Lady because of the eclipse and all but then i realised that it would take me too long to finish it so i decided to try animating but it took as long as an usual
communistbakery: this is false and im so sick of misinformatin being spread on this site. here is how big alaska ACTUALLY isas you can see, alaska is just slightly larger than our planet earth. reblog so people know the truth
