im trash
NSFW Tumblr
find im trash on porn pin board
im trash clips
netflix butt touch pizza culture vs im sorry im trash hold my hand you dumb nerd culture
I keep trying to convince myself to watch one of the newer ygo series but I always talk myself out of it because the current meta is terrifying lol
neither: LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING
toastdurr: fairyspork: floptart: ass2007: im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (: Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
sarcarstic: onlylolgifs: Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train im sorry but
daa-ze: skr0ala: dominicsellie: crrocs: people who complain about “getting too many asks” people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail” People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing Having a student
hovvell: im just filled with hate and useless facts
shavingryansprivates: its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon
at-seapoint: im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait
at-seapoint: im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait And we died waiting…
lilpomseed: swagcollegeprofessor: queenrxtchet: when he been braggin about how big his d is :( IM SCREAMINGGGG
beauxbatons: when im dead sext me through a ouija board
breakcorechoirboy: squarepizza: im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like and then it just goes downhill from there
teslaarmor: badwolfin221bbakerst: syncategorem: dopejonker: we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies #i volunteer robin thicke as tribute i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes Hey hey hey
vvant: im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
destinysonlychild: davestridersbabygravy: thelocalpaedo: Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
tonyabbot: tumblingtubbies: tonyabbot: send your mum my dick pic for mothers day like my mom has always said: “it’s the small things that matter the most.” fuck my life im so mad
supermoclel: thatonesuperwholockian: supermoclel: oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak …..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken. listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist
coolbloqqer: hot people are so lucky im so pissed
featherdream44: fake-my-death: sckrewedup: Spread the word This did start today, May 15th, for some people but not everyone everywhere THIS IS IMPORTANT IM REBLOGGING TWICE
okaymad: soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT
boots-n-cats: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: viergacht: karensrnith: “this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours” Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was
girlchub: currently lookin 4 a sugar daddy that doesnt wanna do any sexual stuff but just buys me everything i want and tells me im cute
neatvibes: most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
bussykiller: bussykiller: im back what’d i miss so i didn’t miss anything big okay that’s good
kxngvxgitx: dauntlessbxtch: omgitsnils: as-seenon-tv: This is better then my whole blog im done waaait hahaha we weren’t ready
miss-nerdgasmz: joelayandstuff: Im actually crying “it’s fine”
basedpidgeot: first things first im the realest
jerkofficial: jerkofficial: lets play a game, guess what im eating
nue: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
theboyvvithoutasoul: theboyvvithoutasoul: theboyvvithoutasoul: where do aliens hang out this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again
clown-dick: for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
eclista: rihbs: frankoceans: Her name is Winnie, im screaming she’s adorable HER EYES That bun is prettier than most girls at my school
gorillamunchies: youknowyouarerussianwhen: This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself. “alright class im no artist but-”
slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”
sluttyoliveoil: im not your little dad anymore, girl
godmuva: acidwrapper: godmuva: You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it :/ is that why i miss her so much? Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see
nyooom: SOMEONE MADE AN INFOMERCIALS AMV SET TO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT BY THE SMITHS AND IT IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN, PLEASE WATCH IT IM BEGGING YOU
suspend: eats when im sad, sad when i eat
darnni: fappuclno: GOD IT WAS LIKE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH HELL IM LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST WOKE MY SISTER UP
godtier-equius: i M LAUHGING SO HAR DI DONT UNDERSTAND HWATS GOING ON LIEK???? HE S NOT HITITNG HIS HEAD ON ANYTHGIN OR SLPPIGN AND IM GONNA ACTUALYL PASS OUT LAUHGING SO HARD
f3tchh: earl-frank-sun: girlspines: pregnat4: k1mkardashian: thatsmoderatelyraven: i thought this was a chicken with its hands on its hips omfg IM TRYING SO HARD TO SEE THE CHICKEN BUT ALL I SEE IS A PUG??? that is one sassy chicken oh my
thurdsay: im so annoying kiss me
penis-hunger-games: veganerdgirl: stopbeingadipwad: youlovelucie: homwrecker: when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did once i started coughing while i was having sex and
tarzanna: denimcladveggieburger: deckitout: deckitout: MY LESBIAN GRANDMAS BOUGHT EACH OTHER THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRT FROM MACYS FOR CHRISTMAS IM CRYING UPDATE: THEY BOTH AGREED ON NOT GIVING EACH OTHER GIFTS AHH YOU HAD ME AT LESBIAN GRANDMAS
iguanamouth: “women shouldnt have leg hair” haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it
barrio2barrio: gina-avril: Haha kinda cool.. im tryna get in there
17yr: woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
j2gxgrizzly: let-itbebabygirl: aquariusink: troylerdancingto5sos: I think I’m done with the human race ^ Wtf.. Im done.
its: going: down: im: yelling: timber: you better move you better masturbate
dolphinboy420: hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you
fluerly: im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
burqalicious: if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
maths-sucks: im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful
princeowl: what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful