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vvant: im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
gayspicy: im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college
neatvibes: most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
17yr: “hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”
sinning-is-winning: IM FUCKING DYINg
hotsingledads: what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago
h0odrich: on two hours of sleep im either way too happy or violently homicidal
saddeer: i keep thinking about the future and what kind of dogs im going to have
ghostlydemure: whenever my pets sigh im just like i know how u feel bby talk 2 me
zohbugg: blindtank: sanziene: video I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying. WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA
burgrs: if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful
fvanjik: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARDmoment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics
hedlunds: im tired of things costing money
not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN
unclefather: bigeisamazing: sniffing: im crying i want to see the whole video I want justice
fortunatemind: fortunatemind: If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you Welp
warchief: godspeedyouorangejackolantern: thumbleesin: I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS I HATE YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAOOOO this is sos m8uch worse with infinite loops im havinbg a fit
scissor: i tried making a funny joke relating to my url but i guess im not cut out for it
makochantachibanana: lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class
g2gfast: today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
tocifer: crossmymind2: radglawr: zaynirl: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS whA T Why did’nt plankton just googled the secret formula im so angry i only ever wanted to know because i wanted to make a krabby patty for myself but now where the fuck am i suppose
forgetful01: biggerdaddylilhal: i have to go to the dentist tomorrow and get high on laughing gas to fix the only cavity i have received in my fucking life, and this thing is in the ceiling, looking down at me while im strapped down to a chair with
bratcore: i love physical touch. like not even kissing and stuff just like. sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with
to the people who are following me thank you im sorry
tapdancers: wwehs: how to be an adult im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard
squidyword: i used to be funny now im just gay
chunnelyourinnerspirit:simplystormie:mydrunkkitchen:rreggaeska:nourrice:im literally sobbing tf delete thisoh man wtfTHIS WAS HARD TO WATCHI’m too shocked to cry. Like all systems offline DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
gothamsnexttoprobin: tittily: whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping that.. that helps.
clown-dick: for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
thatsmoderatelyraven: i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time
h20nabe: im-a-walking-paradox: when your friends smoke but you dont When your job drug tests frequently
godmuva: acidwrapper: godmuva: You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it :/ is that why i miss her so much? Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see
my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it: hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
churchsext: complain about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge
but-baby-im-king: jasmainia:babystaysg: “You knew me before the fame, don’t lose me the more I change, no, just grow with me, go broke you go broke with me.” - J. Cole She’s beautiful ☺️ 👑
chicagorgasm: im as straight as a ruler
religiousmom: im funnier online where I can’t stutter
skelet0nx: theblogchoseme: If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish Finally somebody said it
vuov: but ur so woah and im so oh
lotrlockedwhovian: punkrockdirection: sometimes i forget im a real person this is such a weird thing but I understand.
dendropsyche:IM LAUGHING SO HARD
decembuary: shout out to girls who never go to school wearing makeup and have messy hair and want to look nice but never really have the energy to because i dont see very many posts for them and i want them to know that im proud they were able to get
whenthesmokeisinyoureyes:do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in”
nevvzealand: TODAY I LEARNT SOME HAPPY ANIMAL FACTS IM SO SMILEY I WANT TO SHARE THEM COW HAVE BEST FRIENDS a group of flamingos is called a FLAMBOYANCE penguins only have one mate and they “propose” BY GIVING THEM A PEBBLE OTTERS SLEEP HOLDING HANDS
isnt: im not even reblogging this sarcastically
sagalstheory: I think this is the last straw…im deleting my blog
meowvgonspengler: IM FUCKING CRYING I’M AT WALMART AND LOOK AT THIS HORRIFYING THING WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE A THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE PIGGY BANK THAT’S STILL SHAPED LIKE A PIG I’M LOSING IT FUCKING LOOK AT THIS NIGHTMARE SPAWN
cloudsitting: me: im never sharing my thoughts and feelings with anyone again me: *overshares once the opportunity arises*
it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living this is so accurate im crying
babyferaligator: hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
apeeled: i love it when things stop bothering you. like two months ago i was totally bitter about so many things and now im like “u know what i don’t even care” & that’s a beautiful feeling
ifyoucarryonthisway: i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
latinofanclub: Im the girl saying “oooh dope”
miraguey: My mom just posted this on fb and im mad lol. I’m Deleting her from fb
rxcovered: i hate how “netflix and chill” is a sexualized phrase now like no if i ask you to come watch netflix and chill ima be in my sweatpants eating ice cream out of the container with a big spoon im not gonna fuck you
sniffing: glad i can always count on my parents to make me feel shittier when im already upset
hi im kath!
burgrs: in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes
