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teenageburrito: if u want to kiss me, just kiss me don’t wait for me to kiss u bc it won’t happen bc im shy and ur cute
evil-kittenprincess: Im shy
kittievamp: please dont stare at me! im shy and nervous
musaisbaby:girls be like “im shy” and then ask you for a cumshot video with the sound on
Hi Baby, Im bored at school and you made my tumblr all fancy and wrote me so i thought ide do the same. Lol, you’re so cute. K bye :] <3, Your Gf.
drippingadorableness: beautiful-distractionx3: femmecurieuse: bacon4breakfast: omfg LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ‘( * IM DYING* *DEAD* When Ty made this joke!! “I came on her forehead and whispered SIMBAAAA”
jackdanielscock: things i want DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE IM POOR
amazed: Following back everyone until I find a tumblr girlfriend ♡ Im lonely :(
yea-im-horny: #mylife
imjust-kyian: scroturn: i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: I’m home alone with the tv repair man Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario porn or murder Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then
reblogmyselfie: officialoreo: reblogmyselfie: for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family at least you dont need to buy a costume ouch
nutellaprince: yung-medusa: ︻╦╤─ soft ghetto ─╤╦︻ what the actual fuck is soft ghetto im done
hoecean: im so ew and ur so aw
petewanks: if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
splders: *eats 4 slices of pizza* im so full *eats another 4 slices of pizza*
underw-e-i-g-h-t: “im never eating again” vs. “i want to eat everything in site” the constant battle on my mind.
kardashy: *im not ignoring you I just put off replying for too long and now it would be weird*
snoia: i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
meladoodle: at parties im often found flirting with the chip bowl
breathe if im your favorite blog thank you do a triple backflip if I’m not
neatvibes: most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
thesugarhole: if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
awesomephilia: santa: THERE ARE ONLY 30 FUCKING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS IM SO PUMPED you better fucking be, santa
neophyteredglare: edgay: im quitting tumblr ok see u tomorrow
avucado: let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game
surf-deep: 7sunriseoversea: 7sunriseoversea: Someone take me on a surf trip…. but seriously im in desperate need for one -
mcporno: im as straight as a ruler
i have the best taste in clothes im just too poor to prove it
hotsuburbandad: If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
cravings: i was watching vines and internet explorer commented this and omfg im laughing
illaminati: im sorry everyone sweden does not allow public masturbation
fubuki-shirou: friends sleeping when im awake. what a bitch. she timezoned me
hungarian: im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out
hedlunds: im tired of things costing money
multipack: mom can i borrow 贄,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
grreenleaf: do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain somewhere on ur body and wonder who the hell made a voodoo doll of u this time bc its getting old and im tired of dealing iwth it god F;uckign damn it
amoying: im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
vanity-est-venganza: officialundertaker: i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
stolemyheartpt2: peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia
jetbag: me: im going to fucking stab you straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
kohai-san: fuck-you-im-australian: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah” accidentally typing olay instead of okay accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
thetowndrugdealer: “you look tired, are you???" "no, im just ugly”
nayx: welltorn: nayx: i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does This is my girlfriend no im not
g00d-for-mee: fy-nghariad-fy-emrys: geo689: Wondering around yahoo answers and found this… im crying JQJSJSKSJekkabelbfjrkGzskeklfkwie
oknope: i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months
adayto4get: IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL
meladoodle: *forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
vanity-est-venganza: letssaynotonormal: plot-twist-im-gay: superwholock-slytherinmerlin: theroguefeminist: 3brokenstrings: aunteeblazer: omg I just saved an entire week worth of science class.thank you tumblr cool spiders are not insects though
awkwardvagina: if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
vagisodium: if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
magicconchshell: i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi