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lowellclancey: FRIENDS WHO LIVE IN CALI LIKE “IM FREEZING ITS SO COLD IM WEARING 3 COATS A SCARF IM WRAPPED IN A BLANKET N DRINKING COCOA” AND IM LIKE “HOW COLD IT IS????” THINKING ITS BELOW ZERO AND THEYRE LIKE “55 DEGREES” LIKE BRUH UR
fartgallery: hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?
fandom-inc: fandom-inc: fandom-inc: iM LAUGHING SO HARD THERE WERE TAMPONS IN MY FREEZER???????? I JUST ASKED MY BROTHER AND HE SAID THAT HE FOUND THE “POPSICLES” IN MOMMY’S BAG AND JUST DIDNT WANT THEM TO MELT IM LAUGHING so he kept bothering
im-a-walking-paradox: when your friends smoke but you dont
heliolisk: I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
jackhawksmoor: ash-is-in-neverland: pantsareunwelcome: tumblr after dark is kind of like… NO YOU DONT GET IT IM HAPF ASLEEP AND IM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHIN its like they’re making a music video help
ebbievebber: “im 12 and i listen to the beetles !!!!! im not average teenaguer!”
baiolicious: im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole
lifewasted: im grunge lol 90’s thinkin bout joinin a boy band nvm im grunge lol
themoonphase: thecutestofthecute: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS
cakeandotheredibles: im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be
THE AQUABATS ARE COMING TO HOUSTON IN SEPTEMBER HOLY HELL ITS A DREAM COME TRUE I NEED TO GO
deadlyspoons: I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
demoncest: i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
stabbybutt: Im at a party at a friend’s place Im scared
urashleytis: havent relapsed in a year? im so proud of you havent relapsed in a week? im so proud of you havent relapsed in a day? im so proud of you havent relapsed in a minute? im so proud of you no matter how long the time since your last relapse,
im-the-girl-in-the-box: The solo guitar of Sean Kinney haha
jaegertechnology: lifesneverhumdrum: jaegertechnology: jaegertechnology: jaegertechnology: I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG
im-having-a-frugasm: love—of—your—life: I hope you like it
fuckmestupid: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “I’m so strong”
caitmacc: i hate how one minute im perfectly content then the next minute im ready to throw myself in front of a car
japhers: folwer: but its important IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
gyrozeppelifucker: pros of dating me: im sweet i will cuddle with you whenever you want my butt looks great all the time love videogames cons of dating me: im a meme loving fuck
im-mrs-trevor-philips: 22 years ago today Nirvana played at Reading Festival , 08/30/1992 . Dave Grohl :“I really thought, this will be a disaster, this will be the end of our career for sure . Kurt had been in and out of rehab, communication
greathaircut: love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
im-a-paramonster: rangerofdiscord: “Paramore has sold out” “Hayley dresses like a slut” “I miss the OLD Paramore” “Hayley’s hair is so fucking ugly now I hate it!” hahaha loved it
im so chill im practically dead
humorprince: laugh-addict: whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” i just
perks-of-being-chinese: follovver: perks-of-being-chinese: bakedlasagnyaas: perks-of-being-chinese: my friends call me hashley when im high Rad nickname. they call me dashley when im in a hurry to get to somewhere do they call u trashley when
thotette: laugh-addict: whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” i just ok yes but is that a jennifer lawrence sim
im-mrs-trevor-philips: Imagine you arrive in the dentist’s waiting room ,you take a magazine , you sit down . You look up , in front of you and you see this !
dammit-jim-im-a-blog: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: snazzapplesweet: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous he demanded
im only friends with memes
teensprout: “why are you wearing that” because im beautiful and i know what im doing
kfcofficial: im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
im-heem: 80HD
im-mrs-trevor-philips: Jim Morrison Live at the Bowl ‘68
plantfcker: im ok bro *sniffles* totally ok *starts to cry* dude im so good right now
telapathetic: don’t tell me im hot tell me im funny thats more believable
toss-me-inside-a-hefty: I’m just gonna leave this here… ♥ Trevor Dunn with (The) Melvins @ Rouckout Fest 2014 - ChilePhoto: Mauro Villarroelhttps://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.893603970650276.1073741875.180740548603292&type=3
jolynepng: pros of dating me: im sweet i will cuddle with you whenever you want my butt looks great all the time love videogames cons of dating me: im a meme loving fuck
im takin back the word friendzone it mean at ya homie house!!!!
daydream-in-lilac: squided: WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT MEN ALSO ARE GIVEN UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS TO LOOK LIKE THIS??? IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS
qhostplanet: *puts lipstick on* im so???? beautiful im an actual Goddess?? I should be worshipped im literally transcending earthly beauty. I have actually become immortal probably?? I’m so amazing everyone look at me
childofcolour: imbaronalberto: if anyone draws me anything ever im going to stare at it im going to grin like an idiot i dont care if you think its bad or not i love it i love you urumiya
gatorbiscuits: winmill: gatorbiscuits: *drinks water* im hydrating my flesh prison What the fuck is wrong with this website im just trying to hydrate my flesh prison
burgrs: DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY
axedeodorant: axedeodorant: axedeodorant: im ordering a pizza they dont make delivery im hanging up
howunpleasant: friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong”
thsmiths: IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “IT’S NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
eddie-vedder-is-god: cursedkennedy: feelingravityspull: im pretty much lana del rey Im not even unmuting this because I will piss my shorts for the second time feelingravityspull we need to be friends irl.
therapydinosaur:perks of being the “shy” kid in class: you hear some REALLY good gossip. and i think the reason for that is because since youre so quiet and all that people will think you are innocent and not listening. oh but im listening. im listening
jasonttodd: whenever im in a group project im like “give me the easiest job so i wont disappoint anyone” but im also like “no let me do everything you are all doing it WRONG”
im-only-sleepiing:Kathleen Hanna: stills from “The Punk Singer”
swampies: zygoats: im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am also im conceited
