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her-carcass-reanimates: rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim: starvingfartist: i knew you were trouble when you walked in now im lion on the cold hard ground WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS
heyfunniest: im dead
protectrons: do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”
trust-me-im-the-editor: golden-states: kekkejulabu: emilarius: #better than whoever you wanted to play Katniss Can I just say that that is an excellent example of a forward role and not at all encumbered by the bow Well done, Jennifer girl crush
diziam: sweet-ganjababe: freshest-tittymilk: twodopeboyz: all this time ive wasted Life hack! ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore im reblogging for the third comment
goldentechno: i-said-kneel-before-me: cyber-end-dragon: krill-ex: spicypeppers: disturbingsteve: The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat this would fuck me up im not ok #I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS
blue-eyes-white-dargon: internetcallgirl: “URINE DANGER” GOD DAMMIT ITS ALSO A PUN IM REALLY ANGRY
assliam: im either annoying or annoyed like thats it
dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house and im waiting for my parents reaction ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”the first chicken has been found “amiee we think
and-im-always-st0ned: deathvalleyy: ‘why didn’t i just do my homework’ a musical by me featuring hits such as ‘I’ve had 3 weeks to complete this fucking essay’ and ‘I’ll do it in the morning’
makeoutwithyourposter: athleteinpink: And this is how we should teach our daughters to respond to non wanted sexual advancements. I would’ve bought her an ice cream IM LAUHGING SO HARD AT THE GUY’S EXPRESSION AT THE BOTTOM
no pam i dont want a bagel im already going to be late have you seen my keys
ellimist: AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
morallydubiousprincess: dean-winchestersass: turntechtier: hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia: turntechtier: my laptops fucked i hope they used a condom im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this the question is who was the laptop and
shubbabang: if im at your house and you leave the room without telling me to come with i will literally stand there and not move or sit down or touch anything until you come back no matter how long you’re gone
canadianslut: IM JUST REALLY PISSED THAT there are people out there that really deserve to be in happy relationships yet they are alone and sad
honchcrow: Reasons why im a bad friend: • i get too attached • i will complain about all my problems to you • i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think
awiccanfromdetroit: awiccanfromdetroit: my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED
wearethefracturedskies: internetcallgirl: canadianwbu: mkbye: I miss hannah montana im literally sobbing LET THE TEARS FLOW. :’) THATS FUCKING FRIENDSHIP MAN
breadmaakesyoufat: 815-oceanic: do you ever look at your eyes in the mirror and be like “im looking at my eyes with my eyes” I DONT NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.
jontronshat: im fucking CRYING someone on the xbox one made their gamertag “xbox sign out” and then they trap people on call of duty so they get angry and yell “xbox sign out! get out of the way!” and if they fuck up REAL good they sign out accidentally.
swoobats: swoobats: alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right gUYS THIS IS REALLY FUNNY IM STILL LAUGHING
skittlejoy: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
ghostlydemure: whenever my pets sigh im just like i know how u feel bby talk 2 me
neophyteredglare: edgay: im quitting tumblr ok see u tomorrow
kitsunecoffee: pepperjohnrogers: fluffy-and-cute: un-wanted-hipster-blog: dominantlife: contagioushappiness: Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers. π IT’S BAAAACK Im going to do this Why did we even buy
dissapolnted: im following back tons!!
flaews: unimportant: took me a minute to realize who they were and now im squealing SCREAMING
meladoodle: *forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
ronwheezly: rneerkat: one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end “hit me with your best shot”
vomdesgarcons: my friend sent me this the other day and im still laughing
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: im at the gas station and i just witnessed a little boy steal 2 fun sized twix bars by shoving them in his afro this child is resourceful and he will go far in life
therealbarbielifts: swolizard: lntelligent: girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad guys get sad guys
porkskins: porkskins: Im here at walmart does anybody want anything i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars
daa-ze: skr0ala: dominicsellie: crrocs: people who complain about “getting too many asks” people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail” People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing Having a student
puggles-not-muggles: 5sostrum: parudise: I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT ‘DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?’ Are we gonna ignore “Vaginal Excreter”
angelcasimiro: no-lyfe-loser: holy shit the way he looks at her this is so cute im cry
devourer-of-gods: pizzaforpresident: im laughing so hard you’re so fucking stupid Proof that people behind anon-hate are nothing but fucking cowards. So the next time an anon sends you hate, just remember this post and know you’re so much better
suspend: eats when im sad, sad when i eat
officiousmartyr: poppoppopwatchmuthafuckasdrop: askinnyblackghost: steve irwin i miss you bro im crying send help
dawnof-thefinalday: youngstero: I had to stare at this for like a whole 45 seconds before realizing that it was okay to proceed on my own “IM the adult” I whispered as I booped ok with the tip of my nose
nasturbate: “nice blog” thank you im really good at clicking reblog
ryaynross: im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well
kldzbop: recltube: kldzbop: i dont like it when people add comments to my post so im making this post so you can add comments to it go nuts homies one time my dad saw gay porn on the family computers Internet history so I told him it was our neighbor
purrityring: ALL I DID WAS PAUSE NETFLIX SO I COULD GO GET OREOS IM HAVING A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
ouijasexting: im fucking crYIN G omfg
zombalien-2: secretly—british: trenchgun: meloettas: why is this tomato riding a sled he has to ketchup to the other tomatoes im done with this website
jerkidiot: wlovepierce: jerkidiot: sonnyforpresident: jerkidiot: jerkidiot: IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT REBELLION AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
onwednesdaysweweartrenchcoats: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” As a professor? I would laugh til I spilled my vodka and
laughter-everyday: keytosymphony: johneggbutt: im still really confused and its pissing me off she cant see her reflection i thought that was austin powers
iguanamouth: “women shouldnt have leg hair” haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it
trust-me-im-satan: when people start getting close to your friends
sextnoise: im crying
ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life: dggeoff: im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING SHOVING IT DOWN
sopheos: IM SO PISSED BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN MILEY CYRUS WROTE HER BOOK SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS BULLIED AND LOCKED UP IN THE BATHROOM AT HER SCHOOL AND SHE HAD TO CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT THAT WAS MY MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THERE ARE
child-of-clay: im-electric-sympathy: i made sum pancakes oh my god are you shitting me
michaelbeara: sam: vondell-swain: adamusprime: vondell-swain: bad news apple now im wondering why i didnt make this joke those aren’t even bees though they’re wasps
slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”
severingsnapes: sammys-luscious-locks: inhalers: being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet
bleerios: honeysaint: having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea #i miss classic earth #season one was so perfect
