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icy-brunette: e-mpires: im dying omg OMFG HAHAHAHA
goldenclitoris: if u ask what im doing awake at 3 a.m. well i just googled ferret hat and it was the best descision of my whole life
nickelbackthatassup: paper is due tomorrow im doing good so far
youredoingalrightkid: themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving: dolphitler: themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving: roses are black violets are black im blind blind people are going to find this offensive I don’t think blind people are going to find anything
damn-it-hirschberg: hiddleswife: oshcoruful: thewindsatyourback: themotherfuckingmarchesa: overshareanonymous: charman-ders: 13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray” It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.
dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house and im waiting for my parents reaction ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”the first chicken has been found “amiee we think you have a
camilasexycabello: when im famous please dont publish my school pictures
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT. sassy dolphins.
the-doctor-to-my-tardis: im sobbing
kellinsbum: so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some shit please fuck off im too tired for this”
themagiciansdreams: im-not-your-average-teenager: eternalseptember: Other Half I love this so much Yeah I am crying now. This is beautiful.
jesuschristvevo: i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im like “what are you doing with my mom”
dokuromitsukai: connuh: I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE I WISH YOU COULD HA VEH EARD HOW HARD I WAS FUCKING HOWLING OH YK GOD im cyring
neophyteredglare: edgay: im quitting tumblr ok see u tomorrow
my-other-impala-is-a-tardis: tariei: tariei: i wanted to find a picture of someone crying in the corner but i hit enter too fast and googled “crying in the corn” instead and this showed up please stop reblogging this post im going to cry Want
therangerofthenorth: maemaewolf: quietarmageddon: sararye: damn, that was freaking genius. its fucked up how heart warming that is IM SHRIEKING
dickmark: itsamatterofgoodtimeing: dickmark: People who write “<3” on a paper instead of just drawing a heart that gif just made me want to cum forever like mmm im horny for sloths ???? ? ?? ??? ?
catswithbenefits: im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature
possiblypensive: beesquid: fangsgiving: i will never ever understand how that is a real bag i cant wrap my head around it IM GOING TO SCREAM omg my head hurts
ghostlydemure: whenever my pets sigh im just like i know how u feel bby talk 2 me
lifehasnoscript: windl3ss-s0ul: stylinsonbums: I SWEAR TO GOD IM DONE omfg
whywouldieverpushlouisoffthebed: louiswtomlinson: yourfavoritedomesticterrorist: louiswtomlinson: i got 99 problems and getting off tumblr could probably solve about 98 of them now im just curious what that last one is one direction you really
cokeflow: palmtreesandsweetdreams: cokeflow: Shania Twain IM SO MAD BECAUSE THIS POST HAS 13 FREAKING NOTES TOO MANY! ITS NOT A LOT AT ALL BUT WHY DOES IT EVEN HAVE NOTES IN THE FIRST PLACE?! SERIOUSLY?! 13 NOTES! AND ALL IT SAYS IN SHANIA TWAIN!
dirktier: list of things i need to do a lot things im not doing any of that
msjewbooty: how high were they when they invented pillows “im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”
anch-ors: YES MY TFIOS SHIRT IM IN LOVE WITH IT
imjust-kyian: scroturn: i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
ourfragilehearts: im-your-favorite-actor-and-i: wizards-of-hogwarts: CAN WE STOP FOR A SECOND AND JUST STARE AT HARRY? training for the ballet, Potter? ^ if there is anyone who didn’t read that comment in Tom Felton’s voice then something
gryffindor-chick: drarna: drarna: drarna: drarna: drarna: drarna: finding nemo was not very good ^yep FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND SKIN YOU ALIVE IVE GOT MY IP TRACKER ON THE CASE RIGHT NOW calm down satan well
mikeyfriskeyhands: Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying
sscars: im following back everyone, if i dont follow back message me!
detention: im following back tons!!
teenager: Im eating just in case i get hungry later
breakinq: im lonely :( looking for a tumblr gf ♡ any takers?
fffcuk: today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
drarna: im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
mosoli: im still laughing at this
best-of-funny: mualikee: fruitsgarden: that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard X
schoolfact: im lonely :( looking for a tumblr gf any takers? ♡
wibblywobblystarkywarky: somehow im not fully convinced this show is aimed towards kids
amoying: im happiest when left alone with internet connection and food
assliam: im either annoying or annoyed like thats it
follovved: how do ppl have good skin???? what is the secret??? is there something im missing??? is it drugs??? murder??? ?
punchself: black-white-and-bold: punchself: THERE’S THIS GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE AND I CAN SEE THAT SHE’S ON TUMBLR AND HER URL IS BLACK-WHITE-AND-BOLD AND IM SENDING HER ASKS ABOUT WHAT SHE’S WEARING AND WHAT ROW SHE’S
hazfuckedlou: nickxactly: I love how they just fucking throw that last domino. WAIT DID SOMEONE THROW A DOMINO AT IT BECAUSE THAT ONE PART DIDNT FALL IM DYiNG
amateurcatalyst: animefrank: so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction however when my pizza arrived i got this no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david ＨＡＩＬ ＪＥＨＯＶＡＨ
poopflow: IM PISSING
godheadcomplex: if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
typical-boyband: im unsure if he should get best dad award or worst dad award
zackisontumblr: i hate the ‘tell us about yourself’ thing its so hard like im me and i dont even know about me
ishimooru: this guy just asked me if im “full blown lesbian” now what does that even mean like hell yeah i’ve reached the maximum capacity of homosexuality i can finally ascend to gay fucking heaven
plaguedog: iguanamouth: last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room
kiwi-elephants: tropikaiya: t-ropical-love: follow me for more tropical! Queued, Im in England ;) ☀❀ TikitIgers is blogsitting for me :) ☀❀ ❀ follow kiwi-elephants for more topical ❀ ☯ ☾ ✌
burnings: HELP THIS PERSON JUST TEXTED ME AND THEY WON’T BELIEVE IM NOT JORGE OMG
mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: im gonna raid my moms make up and make myself look pretty. “mom, i need your eyeliner. dont ask why.” i feel like a princess. MY DAD JUST WALKED IN.
madeofstarlight: marmalade—sky: sadauthor: flihrty: ☆ gypsy/indie blog ☆ im cold, come hug me ☽
neurochemical: neurochemical: im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made
iguanabones: iguanabones: i found a green beanbag at a goodwill and im going to spend the whole day turning it into mike wazowski this was th ebest idea ive ever had
ewebean: IM LAUGHING SO MUCH HOLY SHIT SOMEONE PUT THIS IN OUR STUDENT LOUNGE
