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timmynook: irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack
owson: when im like “bye” ppl actually think im saying bye and dont respond. bye
Omfg I’ve been working myself up for ages and edging for like half an hour and just as I was gonna orgasm my fucking wand died. I can’t, it completely ruined it and I like half came. I’ve never been so amused and frustrated all at once
There’s nothing like going on a date to make you doubt all of your looks
tumbybby-deactivated20210714:watching this im like wowowow im rlly chubby 🥺💗
I WANNA FUCKIN,,,, DRAW BUT I OPEN PROCREATE AND I CANTY FUCKING DR AW AND PPL ARE MAKING AMAZING THINGS ONLINE AND IM LIKE “I WANT THAT 2 BE ME” BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING NOTHINGS WO4ERKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY FUCKINGF GOD GJDJRHSHDHDHC IM IN A LYFT AND THIS NIGGA IS STRAIGHT UP SINGING LIKE AN ANGEL FOR NO REASON WHAT THEW HFHEBDBEHDHDU
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sheemjang: It looks like a certain bamboo pillow has been sleeping around… im jealous of a fucking bamboo pillow you guise
Its tiimes like these that i go to the internet for help all I can think is “What the fuck do I do!” im just like risa from lovelycomplex playing these games. *sigh* guise what do i choose T-T A or B.?
I AM SO SO SORRY. I JUST. I literally just scrolled through the Seto Koji tag for like forever. ITS BEEN THREE HOURS AND IM STILL SCROLLING OK. I HAVE A PROBLEM. MY BLOG LOOKS AS IF ITS DEDICATED TO HIM ITS THAT BAD. Ok this won’t do. Its 1am and
exoxo-kimkai: exo and tony testa Wait but…is there two chens in this photo? Like i wat
noodles-07:yuyuuyuyuu:if I say “huh” like 7 times, don’t say never mind. please don’t give up on me, I’m trying my bestmy audio processing is shit just give me a couple minutes please
((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to talk about random things that usually aren’t omo for some reason sooo…))I’m so surprise yo! I just realized in the … *does math* .. 9 years I’ve had this tumblr no ones
yuurilover3000: a trope i REALLY want to see more of in omo: “i know exactly how much me being desperate turns you on so im going to be as obvious as possible to make you a useless flustered mess”
I’m feeling “soft” today and I realized I didn’t pee when I got up and been busy doing chores when I felt a sudden urge to go pee…But idk I’m feeling shy and soft today and do t want to go potty yet .\\.”Lol no problem I like to make
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
exhists: im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice
snekgay: davestriderwhomst: hey listen im gay as fuck but girls? yall are all gorgeous have a nice day hey listen, im a huge lesbian but boys? yall are all handsome have a nice day
chennington: justgot1: brawltogethernow: raveneil: fanfiction is so wild cause im like…..ugh im not in the mood to read a book…..i’ll just read an 82k word fic instead…… Look…. To start a book… You have to make room in yourself for new
I think im in love w/ this snow thingy
punkwaydrive: i dont need to put single in my bio im like 99% sure it’s obvious im too ugly to be dating anyone
timmynook:irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack
kfcofficial: im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I still miss you like absolute hell…
What I Like
nursary: im not even ugly cute im like..obscure cute. avant garde
theoctogellifamily: I love how Marie is like :) And Callie is like. :> an Im like C:
thepissypussy: And I’m like, I don’t have sex enough and they’re like HOW and Im like I’m not even gonna start because you’re not sticking your penis in me anyhow.
knifeandlighter: classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: im like if picasso and freaking rembrandt had a kid or whatever. im a fuckin artist dude. artiste. fucking art house and stuff. gotdamn i got artistic ability
i hate when my kid calls me nice. im a gigantic asshole. like havent you been paying attention kid? i hate everything.
i don’t think i’ve ever viewed people as anything other than people. like if i see a gay dude I’m just like “oh hey, there’s tom.” or if I see a transgender person im like “oh hey, there’s - insert their name here -” i never quite
rottenmeats: noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination: princeofkokoros: sometimes i just look at what ive done and im like ‘wow im really funny’ http://harahiro.tumblr.com/post/23275640053/noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination-harahiro so funny lol every time
kraken-in-the-bottle: Looks like I like to cry.
lead-rubber-cigarettes-and-meds: distraction: Not sure what to ask first Easy. The UPS man wrecked his truck.Man was walking by (on his way to a party. Most likely a “mixer”, hense why he is holding one. He’s bringing it as a joke) and saw, thought
