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Anon asks: i can only cum when im like grinding on top of my pillow from the front ? like im on top and straddling ? i cant masturbate any other way and sex isnt that much fun either ? got any tips how to make a transition ? You can try and learn how
so like I was looking through my files for reference and saw thisso im like ‘oh what is this now, “YD calling?” im curious - did i ever do anything on this file’ and go to open it -OH BOY SO THIS IS THE SKETCH I HAD BUT NEVER WENT FURTHER ON
bumblebeebats: bumblebeebats: cockhunt: can they like release new vegetables i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt and im like ……………………………………..ma’am
mmmm i know its dumb and unlikely, but monos being paired together for a majority of a volume like sun/blake were or a small string of episodes like weiss/yang? i’d die
YESSSS thats what im hoping for, honestly Team Skull seems like a less threatening Team Rocket, they probably really like pokemon !! but in my hcs, they’re just a bunch of homeless/poor teens who are trying to make some bucks by selling pokemon, but
Full offense but if you still submit to thepureskin after all the shit that’s come out and been proven by dozens of girls then I’m unfollowing you no matter how much I like your blog.
t-pose-to-assert-gayness:ze-pie:my post is LITTERED with bot reblogs and spam sugar daddies im ANGERYSis shut your millennial ass up and take the old boomers’ money GOD I WISH BUT THEYRE ROBOT BOOMERS :(((( MFS GON DRAIN MY BANK ACCOUNT AND BRICK
ITS 6AM AND I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH B1A4 ALL OVER AGAIN AND I AM A SOBBING WRECK OHMYGOD WHY AM I LIKE THIS IT WAS JUST THE JAPANESE VERSION AND YET I JUST FELT SO EXCITED OMFG MY BABIIIIESSSSSS
Me on weekend nights: hell yes most people off work so gonna have hella omo stuff on my blog!!Me later that night with a dead dash: … oh yeah people go out and have fun and have lives on the weekends I forgot lol
Lmao why do I always take a shower when I want to wet myself… I’m always like, “omg yes I’m gonna shave and get all nice, smooth and so clean!!!……. then I’m gonna pee myself lmao”It makes no sense, you’d think I would
burgrs: sometimes i look in the mirror and im like “damn ;)” and other times im like “damn :///”
sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????
taxicar: im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical
vua: somedays I look in the mirror and im like damn I look good and then other days I look in the mirror and im like damn I look SO good
sanaysonny: linnea-san: Waking up and checking your Tumblr like it’s the morning paper uhm who the hell has time to check tumblr in the morning? im like running around half naked with a sandwich and a toothbrush screaming IM GONNA BE LATE FUCKFUCK
classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: im like if picasso and freaking rembrandt had a kid or whatever. im a fuckin artist dude. artiste. fucking art house and stuff. gotdamn i got artistic ability man. It looks like a slug the fuck you mean it looks
classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: im like if picasso and freaking rembrandt had a kid or whatever. im a fuckin artist dude. artiste. fucking art house and stuff. gotdamn i got artistic ability man. It looks like
spritzeal:the worst is occasionally misjudging how internet someone is and then you suddenly have to explain some horrific reference you just made, and you see the light leave their eyes as you speak. im sorry, friend. im sorry im like this. im sorry
fairycosmos:every 1 is honestly beautiful and tragic like sometimes i can’t look people in the eye because im like i know something is making you deeply irreversibly sad and you’re just here talking to me about the weather and im going to
bucatiniposting:Eldest daughters be like: at this point I don’t know exactly who am I protecting and from what. I just feel a crushing sense of responsibility
aruroda: sometimes im like “wow pokemon" but other times im like “WOW, POKEMON"
vegay: sometimes im like yeah but most of the time im like no
frawgs:being an adult with adhd is like …. i’m definitely missing an appointment somehow.. idk which appointment but i know i’m missing it
tomno: there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u
ukitakess: I’m still confident that Sarada is Sasuke and Sakura’s kid.The DNA sample Suigetsu used could most likely of been Sasuke’s, hence why it was a match. I mean, Suigetsu’s a bit of an.. airhead, so he might of just simply mixed them up.
potologie:like listen i hate so many harmless fun things but at least i don’t pretend im fighting a noble social justice battle. im, like, just a hater.
queenbattletits: “I don’t like playing as female protagonists in games because I can’t identify with them and it breaks immersion!” yeah well if a bedroom-dwelling white uni girl like myself can get pretty deeply and emotionally immersed
magicul: do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
kushkrazy: When someone I dont know says hi to me Im like: But after Im like:
trying to remember how it feels to be touched by someone far away from you is weird. idk like I’m just laying down in my bed trying to imagine what it was like when amaka would put her hand on my stomach or my thigh or when she would rest her
harrysthefather: harrysthefather: i asked this teen couple at starbucks to watch my shit while i went to piss and they were like ok and im like thanks and when i came back they were gone and this was left on my comptuer u think im joking dont u
dunintentional: i’m not even the mum friend, i’m like the grandma friend. evidence: - falls asleep a lot - confused about most things - loves baking for people - exasperated at the Youths™ - u never really know what i’m on about but i mean
notmeevs: classicmeevs: dustycats: honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok im like this with my blog holy shit fucking true though
so…i just deleted my 6 year old tumblr account and im laughing/crying reading the messeges like you said you loved me and im like a sister to you why arent you here? where were you when i needed you? i just really miss my old friend.
slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”
heatmor: hurriking: winandtonic: Zeke doesn’t know what howling is. ITS LIKE ALL THE OTHER DOGS ARE YEELING “ZEKE STOP YOURE EMBARRASSING US” he sounds like fucking tarzan im gonna pee everywhere
spookydope: mypatronusisyou: dontbedeaded: penaltybox: IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5
kingsleyisilebo: why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
rightthereplease: Being in a relationship is weird because sometimes Im like “omgg I falling for you so hard and I just want to stare at your face and kiss you and hold you tight” and sometimes Im like “ugh you’re annoying. Stop” Sounds like
having a very small life crisis - all my friends are pregnant or getting engaged and living together and im not even close to that and I thought they were weird and moving quick but maybe im the weird one?? but im 22, im not ready for that life!!! and
in my messages theres one guy who keeps talking to me in a way I probably wouldnt be chill with now and apparently this was around the time I lost my virginity and he said I was acting different and I was like ‘im not a virgin anymore’ and he was
janiedean: capirony: sometimes i see fanfiction w “underage drinking” tagged and the characters are like 19 so im always like whaa but then im like oh yes. the Americans ™ #HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE#OUR GRANDMAS GIVE US WINE AT 11 Oh yes
and im sorry if you don’t know me by now im like 9 years old and i like to watch little kid cartoons every night, its like routine LOL
1. ahh im not sure, my friends told me they’ve been and they’re like 18+ so maybe you can in some? it doesn’t really matter cause everyone in the street thinks im like 14 LOL 2. they do!!! ive always wanted to go there it looks like
so i have to take like 5 different pills like 2-4 times a day and they all cause dizziness and tiredness and im just uGHGHhfdg cause i literally can’t do anything but be awake for a few hours at a time and i just have a constant headache and im
can you tell the only reason im excited for upd8s is cause i have hope Nepeta will be back LMAO
3:30am thoughtstheres this artist i reeeeally like and enjoy all their works like i literally get butterflies in my stomach when i see their art and i really want to talk to them but im so nervous so im just gonna sit here and ADMIRE THEM FROM A FARcause
yung-finesser: tiddiemeat: im a ugly nigga but sometimes im cute im like an on and off ugly nigga im tired are you ian connor
slimyhipster: tudoujie: no one likes his singing voice save for the crows (?) everyones tagging this as dave strider and im like I GET WHY BUT ALSO IM LIKE ???? OK
rooster-tumble:RWBY: Beacon Academy Click & Drag
Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore
i wanna draw really badly but im hungry and when im hungry i SUCK at drawing so im just waiting for my mom to come back with food and im just hell bORED RIGHT NOW AHH
kaimiku the one ship i can’t make up my mid about if i like or not itS RLY CONFUSING fOR mE some days im like “yes u two are cute and maybe you should kiss a little” other days im like “ woaH there kids what are u doing u need
