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zuleikha: omg im gonna do this with my kids for every grade until they finish high school and they will hate me for it but love me for it when theyre 70
combustforlust: omg im gonna do this with my kids for every grade until they finish high school and they will hate me for it but love me for it when theyre 70
dunshine: i pretend to be punk rock but im really just a vaguely emo indie pop kid who loves fall out boy a lot
megvnmvrie:Fuck me with a candy cane, just kidding i already did that ;) but im so in the moooood for christmas, i wanna snort hot chocolate and drink mulled wine. My body is readyyy. Every year for christmas my mom does a candle and sweetie hamper for
itselite21:shootyashott7even:PT3 đDon’t Try This At Home Kids đShe Spazzed On some other Guy but Let me & @spotlightcandid3 Shoot all we Want Im in love đđđ
twinkcommunist: thetremblingofmyhand: bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN ITâS OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle
itistimetodisappear: If jj abrams goes back on rey not having âspecialâ parents im gonna be pissed af. Iâm sorry but when kids watch Rey they see that even if youâre not from a special/privileged background (or maybe a parent abandoned you/gave
alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like âitâs a boyâ im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like âitâs the chosen oneâ and âitâs probably not a lizardâ and âweâre not sure what it is, but
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like yo wuddup im not a scene kid
biphobic-bisexual: giving ur son a barbie doll wonât make him like boys. giving ur daughter a hot wheels car wonât make her like girls. i mean, look at me, i played with both as a kid and i like- ok im not a good example but u get the point
je-ja-ger: head-who-said-head: je-ja-ger: wanna cum in? What a set of thunder thighs on that old pussy pierced slut! But yes, Iâll have some of that! On On Did you just call me âoldâ?? Are you kidding me??Im 30 years old! Thats not old!! Pffft!!
glitterandbokeh: so⌠most of you know, me having this kid for two weeks while his sister đś is going through heartworm treatment is making me super happy. but he definitely misses her. im no substitute for nala. đž somebody looks like they
deergay: theactualdavestrider: deergay: friendly tip: if youre eating chinese food and it tastes awful, just smother it in soy sauce. just fucking cover it in soy sauce im not even kidding that fixes everything but can it fix our government soy sauce
awez-im-gohst:eyebrowgod:eyebrowgod:a 90âs kid? donât you mean sad adult?70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves We know what we are.
wecantchange: niallâ-whorean: 1directionk1sses: nialler-and-im-harold: golarryorgohome: but the little kid unrolling harrys shirt like âOh here⌠let me fix that for youâ At first I laughed at this then I cried for a while. i strangely feel
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
nialler-and-im-harold: golarryorgohome: but the little kid unrolling harrys shirt like âOh here⌠let me fix that for youâ At first I laughed at this then I cried for a while.
omg im gonna do this with my kids for every grade until they finish high school and they will hate me for it but love me for it when theyre 70 oh my god
thatsgoodweed: im not from Oregon but this kid reppin like a muh fucka  Hell yeah, that’s badass.
the-strong-survive-1: endlessâbliss: themoonandthetruth: omg im gonna do this with my kids for every grade until they finish high school and they will hate me for it but love me for it when theyre 70 Same omg
dazed-kid: featuringfob: I donât blame you for being you, but you canât blame me for hating it. SO SAYÂ WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR KISS HER KISS I TURN MY CLOCKS EARLY CUZ YOU KNOW IM ALWAYS LATE
meekokyu:these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out before its too late
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youthlush: daisytropic-s: serene-kid: k-arlwho: I love the light i normally hate tattoos but this is absolutely amazing and im considering getting it. <3 neeeeed
jorellsablackname: shardinstyles: fortuitousgem: =(Â dont even know her but im reblogging, everyone should help Cali Reblog. Do what youâd want others to do for your friends,your kids, followers,etc. this is a person .. Just Reblog hope she’s
yumm i love laffy taffy and sour patch kids ovo i was never much of a twizzlers person though but im glad you guys had fun!
i went out earlier today with my parents to get groceries and it was so hot i nearly passed out, not kidding fff, i’m still pretty exhausted + my wrist kinda hurts but im working on a thing and i want to finish it haha
I AM BACK !!! it was a lot of fun like there were a lot of high school kids there wanting to volunteer for the summer, i believe im the oldest out of the group haha BUT ANYWAY, the animals were super great !!! there was one kitty i bonded with, i’m
1. I ship it cause im weak trash dgshf, theyâre like the two smartest kids in school who have a rivalry since âkindergartenâ but also have pent up arousal towards each other in their college years, i will draw this2. awww so sweet ;u; thank you
1143goodz: hey son you no the kid who bullies you nick well im trina talk to him but its real hard  when his sexy big cock is in my mouth he might be staying over tonight since your dad is on his business trip see you in a few
rainbow-kids: hi im the new foreign exchange student nice 2 meet u fuck everything but this. I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS my life the first comment
journ-loves-su: are you fucking kidding me i know this is supposed to be intimidating or something but she looks like fucking gary oak from pokemonâi have these gems and you dont.guess IM the best around here rose quartz.later loserâ
tomfordvelvetorchid: I hope im a parent who lets their kids find out who they are and supports them in whatever they want to do and not force them to do things for the sake of my own happiness but you not gon be a bum
kisbys: this isnât correct but im electing to choose that all of those trolls and Kids that were created n brought into the world by our Original Cast⢠were made at the Same Time n they now all share the same birthday n once every year practically
meruz: its finals week but im not missing my kids birthdaysÂ
roshambaux: im 12 minutes late but happy 413!! man i miss these kids
jununy: the stranger things kids in D&D outfitsâŚâŚ. im not sure whats actually canon for dustin and mike so i decided on classes for them lmfao. ALSO!! maxâs zoomer class is kind of like a rogue BUT SHE CAN FLY AROUND ZOOM ZOOM lmao will (wizard),
mrs-bingley::heichess:sugarcoatednightshade:achievementhaunterss:not be like âugh the Youthsâ but i think kids nowadays have gotten Too Comfortable on the internet. like i see these tweets on twitter like âhey im 14 and i just got kicked out pls
jorellsablackname: shardinstyles: fortuitousgem: =(Â dont even know her but im reblogging, everyone should help Cali Reblog. Do what youâd want others to do for your friends,your kids, followers,etc. this is a person .. Just Reblog
I canât tell whats funnier, That yal just find out that Iâve been a mother for 10 years or that Iâm not a guy.
sims moms just had their second baby tonight……. it is a boy…..hallelu
theyikesfiles: meekokyu: these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out before its too
