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hiddlestonfan: lokiderp: morelikehiddlestunning: vladplasmious: anaya-of-wolves: Watch him roll. OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. IM DONE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEhere I was thinking he teleported or some shit but it turns out he just rolls away down the
serene-kid: k-arlwho: I love the light i normally hate tattoos but this is absolutely amazing and im considering getting it.
oohmyygeese0: you-are-infinity-to-me: musicsaves-oursouls: combustforlust: omg im gonna do this with my kids for every grade until they finish high school and they will hate me for it but love me for it when theyre 70 she is the cutest thing ever
trey-peg: mobbinonthalow: REMEMBER WHEN ALL THE WHITE PPL WERE MAD AT ME BC I SAID WHITE KIDS ARE SATAN??? IM SAYING IT AGAIN. I don’t believe in spanking children, but if they are acting like this……. Smh. But then again my children won’t be
je-ja-ger: head-who-said-head: je-ja-ger: wanna cum in? What a set of thunder thighs on that old pussy pierced slut! But yes, I’ll have some of that! On On Did you just call me ‘old’?? Are you kidding me??Im 30 years old! Thats not old!! Pffft!!
pressxtodavid: theyikesfiles: meekokyu: these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out
onyasideburnss: munroesdream: vibraants0ul: blackgiornogiovanna: jmyla: theseriouscynic: robregal: itsthethiopian: sonnettywap: HOW EVERY WHITE FATHER DENYS THEIR KIDS ON MAURY yo but why is his voice so on point lmaooooo Bruh. BITCH IM
meekokyu: these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out before its too late
oh-my-wizard-god: galactiglitter: i was watching cabin in the woods and i don’t know about you all but im particularly worried about this one that kid from home alone
doujinshi: so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry Genius. They should do that with ebola too, I mean the mortality rate is a little higher but I mean come on! Think of
twinkcommunist: thetremblingofmyhand: bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle
pundercracker replied to your post: kid icarus uprising is good I’ve considered buying it but haven’t been entirely sure if it’s an instant-purchase. About how far into it are you/is it reasonably long? im two levels in and it says my status is
miss-jessiie: Im sorry for this but these people THESE FUCKING PEOPLE ARE HEARTLESS BASTARDS. Who makes fun of a kid who attempted suicide because he was bullied for liking his favorite show. WHO FUCKING DOES THAT. Id usually remove the names of people
omg im gonna do this with my kids for every grade until they finish high school and they will hate me for it but love me for it when theyre 70
dunshine: i pretend to be punk rock but im really just a vaguely emo indie pop kid who loves fall out boy a lot
Welp about to drive home let’s… See how that goes. Im just so upset because you could tell I was at work and I HATE snapping at kids when its unwarranted but I was so curt and short with them I hate it.
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alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but
lntelligent: girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad BUT can they see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
for many years our forefathers had to shoot at their forefeathers and they missed. but when we came along we shot at their kids and we hit. if you catch the meaning then youll understand what im saying
twinkcommunist: thetremblingofmyhand: bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle Idiocracy
falloutboyonboy: falloutboyonboy: finals ended for me on friday but i know lotsa people still have it next week so i drew this thing to maybe cheer yall up u3u snk kids struggling with finals. the pain is real. IM STILL LAUGHING AT REINER+JEAN AND
nebulousnoiz: overkill with the brushes but im sure ill chill once i get used to it ‘’’’ [ref: erogaki-borks incredible cosplay =w= ]happy gay day kids
pampers-lovers-couple: these are one of the few ABDL diapers I like and fit lol rest are too big or too krinkly. Feel like im wearing a trashbag sometimes! lol But I do love these size small super dry kids!
omgxnaaaate: x0mhn: c3ssxo: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! i juuuuust died laughing but i’m kinda tripped out..idk if he’s a kid? or a grown up? sorry i’m not judging im just really tripped out lol LMFAOO CESS ! I swear I heard he’s a grown up…
kswizzleee: All my Vietnamese kids. Reblog if you know what this is. im not viet but i use this sometimes…
squided: davekat: u have been visited by the S of 90s kids nostalgia. u must reblgo this if u are a true nineties kidd or time will crumble around you Not risking it Never knew how to draw these but im keeping it safe.
babykittenn: tate892: joeymueller: Awkward photos from all ages night clubs. This is some real sick shit IM LAUGHING SO HARD, BUT I WILL BEAT MY KIDS IF THAT WAS THEM
marksirena: Comicstrip: Kingdom Hearts Dad ©2013 one day I thought to myself, im a fanboy of kh, but how do those hardcore fans that are super obsess, act if they had a kid.
cameoamalthea: marksirena: Comicstrip: Kingdom Hearts Dad ©2013 one day I thought to myself, im a fanboy of kh, but how do those hardcore fans that are super obsess, act if they had a kid. I’ve been informed I cannot name my child Axel or Sephiroth
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
janetnguyen: I think I’m gonna be the only kid at my school dressed up from the 80’s for 80’s day tomorrow. Hope I won’t look stupid :\ haha! i dont think so Janet. im dressing up for it tomorrow. but i think ima look normal. i just need make
janetnguyen: kellasaur: janetnguyen: I think I’m gonna be the only kid at my school dressed up from the 80’s for 80’s day tomorrow. Hope I won’t look stupid :\ haha! i dont think so Janet. im dressing up for it tomorrow. but i think ima look
rabenacohmalani: x-tinee: the-strong-survive-1: endless—bliss: themoonandthetruth: omg im gonna do this with my kids for every grade until they finish high school and they will hate me for it but love me for it when theyre 70 Same omg so cute
boku-no-meme-academia: the mic one is based off the 3rd bnha light novel, in which the kids were terrified of a ‘ghost girl’ wandering the halls, but it was actually just mic with his hair down anyways please follow me on twitter im trying to be
theyikesfiles: meekokyu: these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out before its too
stupidgayslut:twinkcommunist: thetremblingofmyhand: bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle I’m the man whose dick is a penis
biphobic-bisexual: giving ur son a barbie doll won’t make him like boys. giving ur daughter a hot wheels car won’t make her like girls. i mean, look at me, i played with both as a kid and i like- ok im not a good example but u get the point
meladoodle: imactuallycam: meladoodle: mrs doubtfire would be a terrible babysitter if one of the kids found a lighter. she’d be all ‘hmmm, that flame seems to be igniting the curtain but i cant be sure’ IT TOOK ME A MINUTE BUT NOW IM DYING
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like yo wuddup im not a scene kid
bridgemountain: strawberrytartare: im—jahova: unmutekurloz: unamusedsloth: Poor fellas… THE ENTIRE GROUP OF THEM OUTSIDE VICTORIA SECRET. They look like kids waiting at the daycare for their mothers to pick them up hahahha But they love
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: revisiting book series from childhood is so weird when you’re significantly older than the protagonist. as an 8 year old kid i was like “wow he’s 13 thats so old and mature” but now im like…..what
horny4blood: One of my friends Billy Patient has gone missing, and i really thought they would find him by now, but they havent, so im making this post so that anyone in florida is aware that if you see this kid, call the police or someone, let someone
nevadora: horny4blood: One of my friends Billy Patient has gone missing, and i really thought they would find him by now, but they havent, so im making this post so that anyone in florida is aware that if you see this kid, call the police or someone,
boneville: adbub: i just realized how weird a lot of canadian kids shows are like im sure youve all heard of Nanalan but there are even weirder ones like this one show called The Doodlebops? I used to love it back then but looking back on it now its
chocolateandwhiskey: wildfoxwithowleyes: From the shoot with Ivo Lázaro :3 i love this so much DAYUM gurl :c you’re too pretty i hate you but just kidding i love you but yeah im gonna jump off a bridge now cause youre so pretty ok cool
sniffing: omalleyhonor: sniffing: i like a boy but he lives thousands of miles away and im sad I like a boy but he’s like 30, married and has a kid. ouch