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magsama: Some LÄMP memes cuz Im an unoriginal hack. If you’d like to be a part of helping me make my art, think about joining my patreon. My patreon is as little as ũ Please help me keep making art for you guys. See finished art in full resolution
spearxwind:Where would we be without baby name sites
gingerofmanyfandoms: seakin-magda: I’m about to give blood for the first time I hate needles and blood im gonna pass out It will be ok, catfish You can do it!
lilscorp: lilscorp: im too cute to be this ignored? Just Saying make sure you ask about my private blog 🎄
jordan-reet: It didn’t hurt, it was alittle messy I won’t lie about that, but hurting was the last thing that happened. It felt great. If it does or doesn’t happen on the boat I’m still going to be wishing I could hold you in my arms when Im
ihateofficemax: ive been slipping in and out of sleep all day… my stomach is killing me and im still so worried about kitty joe.. i just want to be cuddled right now. ugh someone come hold my hand I would if I could hun <3
danisnotorfire:danisnotorfire: NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING
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okay seeing minors posting shit about kink or in anyway involved with kink makes my skin crawl… if you’re under 18 unfollow me asap.
herdreadsrock: wvynes-world: revyspite: loudmindsofttalk: wzrdkelley: colachampagnedad: nik2lit: im-lil-g: cars pulling up slow make me anxious af signs u from the hood you really be feeling like your life about to end in these situations “who
nsfwsinningsans: when you need some solo masturbating grilbs.sorry for being a bit away. i haven’t stopped drawing, I’m just working on some separate projects.tryna work on some Atlantatale stuff, see about askin’ for a table. i think im late to
toastoat:me when im trying to take a self care day so that i stop running on empty but the crippling anxieties about all my responsibilities and work i could be doing wont let me relax
the-togepi-man:These shorts are super revealing but im so excited about finally being able to feel good wearing them i don’t care!
algrenion: okay guys this is some important shit im going to tell you about so today my brother bought me a bag of fortune cookies and they’re all pretty normal fortunes like “a close friend will be deceptive tomorrow” and “you will have good
curveappeal: UK size 16 32H 43-29-48 I have always hated my body, i feel like im way too big to be comfortable with myself, but sometimes, like that night, i felt really good about myself. http://underligste.tumblr.com/
I have this pain syndrome thing that’s triggered by stress and anxiety and right now it feels like im being stabbed in the heart and about to have a heart attack and I know it’ll pass I i can barely breathe rn. I dont even know why I feel
seasluq: Dear Tooth Fairy, look i know this is an adult tooth but i really need to pay for my college tuition so if u could cut me some slack and leave about ฤ,000 that would be really cool
ecto-plasm: ihomicide: #highschool One time I was on my period and was talking about how I wished I had someone to cuddle and people were like “are you a lesbian? Should I be worried?”
unexplained-events: Have you guys heard about the new monument being built for Oklahoma’s Statehouse? The statue is a direct response to the state’s installation of a Ten Commandments monument outside the Capitol in 2012. How fucking metal SOURCE
trenchcoatinimpala: things you don’t point out about people: acne cuts Scars body hair in places you’re not used to it being??? fat rolls/curves how much/how little they’re eating how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny
boatany: my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
emmablackeru: why you should be my friend I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit I will reblog your selfies no questions asked I will ask you questions on anon to make
eqoh: eqoh: my favorite thing about being an artist is that there are no real limits to what u can create. anything you imagine can become reality and i think thats great see
dermythosdessisyphos: wewillavenge-it: nickiminiall: isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings? Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets? glasses
panteha: How I feel about dating: I don’t want to ruin someone’s life by being in it
rhymewithrachel: im tryin not to be sad about the next chapter
thatsonofamitch: im going to pee my pants if they make a joke about no one being there
hyrude: hyrude: how come nobody talks about liquid and gaseous snake? why must the ugly brothers be dismissed B’( ive just been informed that this isnt a joke post and “liquid snake” is, in fact, a real character. im here to say w whta the fuck
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
jennnythunder: feffery: feffery: feffery: IVE PLANTED CAYENNE PEPPER DUST IN ONE OF THESE BAKING CUPS BECAUSE IM 9573% DONE WITH PPL IN MY FAMILY TOUCHING MY STUFF THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT THIS NOW OMG MY LITL SISTER
iswearimnotnaked: pretty–gay: iswearimnotnaked: also ca we talk about how pretty my iPhone looks listen,,, you gotta deal with your notifications… please im begging you ok. this seems to be the reaction every single time someone sees my phone
untangle: the thing im looking forward to most about marriage / being with someone long term is raising dogs together tbh
mement0mori: eastafrician: im that friend that gives u lectures about life but does everything wrong my friend used to be like that. now she’s gone
turbomun: queenbean03: saccharinescorpion: okay the Coco + Olaf’s Frozen Adventure thing needs some explanation because i just found out about it today and im still cracking up Olaf’s Frozen Adventure was supposed to be the next part in the Frozenverse
catsuggest:im simplé goinge to be spendinge the afternoon asleep within a pool of sunlighte & there is nothinge anybodé can do aboute it
generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting
toastoat: me when im trying to take a self care day so that i stop running on empty but the crippling anxieties about all my responsibilities and work i could be doing wont let me relax
tomlinsass: the presidental election is tonight and about three things im absolutely positive. one, it is going to be very close. two, each candidate has a fair chance. and three, edward was a vampire, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how
iguanamouth: hey brenda do you have the spreadsheet for the upcoming meeting? great. while youre talking about it im going to put my entire foot behind my head. not appropriate for the office? dont be an idiot brenda, theyre yoga pants. keep going
sportslesbian: girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring and i dont remember what this post was supposed to be about im just gay
dockenthemaster:dirty-temptress:0vouselleetmoi:Chubby addiction Sometimes it’s hard to convince myself I’m beautiful…..I don’t see many “big girl” posts being shared around much. I love this one tho!!!Because you know im about body positivity
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assfuhdays: onlygayxxallowed: can we talk about Gabriel Beron’s butt tho? Im obsessed with Gabriel Beron. @assfuhdays/ follow /ask/submit You can also submit pics at: choclatee1@yahoo.com and kik:assfuhdays If you want to be tagged, please include
what im worried about is someone seeing the ugly parts of me and finding them so ugly and gross and annoying that it drives them away, so i never want to be myself around most people
ph4ntasmag0ria: I’m a little late since this was lost in my notifications but THANK YOU GUYS SO FUCKING MUCH im so happy about this set and I’m so glad you all loved it just as much. Can’t wait to be on the front page of @suicidegirls again 🎉🎊☺️😁
kaikaelyn: kaikaelyn: My face. Im not sure how i feel about it. this seems to be circulating right now haha, seems so old!
huffingtonpost: Beautiful Video Shows Just How Empowering Pole Dancing Can BeContrary to popular belief, pole dancing isn’t always about looking sexy for other people. It can be empowering, too.
whatever-im-yours: mistressvaliant: People ask me for info about rope bondage and Shibari, here are a few basic starters… Mistress Valiant 💋💋 If you do bondage remember to be safe and keep in mind what your partner is comfortable and uncomfortable
theyellowbrickroad: i feel like even obamas dialect is more comforting than romneys like the tone of his voice alone says “everything is going to be okay. dont worry about it” and romneys tone of voice says “everythings fucked up but im rich”
finally working on a thing you’ve been dying to work on since forever ago gives you the best feeling
my strategy on how i make friends :“maybe if i just keep drawing things that we have similar interests of in, they will notice at least one of the drawings sooner or later and maybe check me out and soon we’ll talk and be friends and talk about our
weaboolicious: eidde: Im literally about to explode. How is it possible that another human being could make me feel happier than i have already been. This sensation is so addicting its like a drug. I can understand why people desire this feeling so
ahhhmmpost: I used to be shy about this…now im proud😊
fairycosmos: getting out of bed every day is like really hard??? and nobody ever talks about it being difficult so maybe it’s just me and idk how im supposed to do it for the rest of my fucking life
