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im-alex-s: hotelmario: crimewave420: kingcheddarxvii: this upsets me what the fuck mr krabs is supposed to be a old fat guy kawaiibob yaoipants I don’t know how to feel about this
im gonna die at all the guzplum interactions in the game animeim apologizing now for when november comes
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im going to pen a television series about me and death grips guy being roomates in rural iowa.
brozoi:9 times out of 10 i sit with my hand/s between my thighs or fucken jammed up in my crotch or something to keep them warm and im always concerned that ill be chilling like that and people around me will notice and make it weird. dont make it weird
destroyablehorse replied to your post: Update my back is still very bad and t…D: o jeezI’m on medication and at least since i can’t go to school tomorrow i’ll have a five day rest so hopefully it gets better.Also no one was hurt it was just
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tippingvelvets: it is very important to have friends who unapologetically dislike the same things u dislike that other people like a lot so u can talk about it in private and avoid being a jackass in public.
compassionco:thatvegancosplayer: thecutestofthecute: merlynm: He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog. this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it He’s so happy he doesn’t
mothvhs:the fact that time passes and things change and people leave and you can only go back to a place physically and you will never be 14 15 16 again………….. i don’t understand how we are meant to endure that
i feel like im being stalked by about 6 different people so i downloaded like 84823042308 google chrome applications to deal with it even though im probably being ridiclous and not being stalked by anyone
im-the-assbutt-of-the-lord: lokilith: casfucker: does supernatural want me to believe dean never got sam a birthday cake? seriously? “But Dude, this is Birthday Pie. It’s awesome.” You just made something I was going to be sad about
wocinsolidarity: Think about the fact that Darren Wilson murdered a black boy in the street….will NOT even be indicted let alone convicted of this crime..was given paid leave and will NOT lose his job…had a nice wedding to his fellow cop girlfriend…..and
im going to say how i feel about this beautiful blessed curvy woman who happens to be a 4th grade teacher and then never again cuz this is just getting ridiculous now: if you look at some of the other pictures she took shes wearing a dress down to her
1 thing about me? : im not going to change for anybody. im only going to change for ME. im not as serious as some people perceive me to be. i actually CAN be friendly. i like to have fun as much as the next man/woman. but trust and respect is earned NOT
so…i wasnt going to speak on this topic cuz i try not to engage about conversations about race and such cuz its 2k17 and race really shouldnt matter. but in this case im going to make an exception. so im seeing alotta memes being made about serena
im such a doRK AKJCNAC i spent all day thinking about what it would be like to be a letter bee and what my dingo would be like and othER STUFF kasj
im-a-conversation: How I felt about.my time abroad.It’s too good to be true
lordofthepringles: If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
heartless: sometimes i just get upset because im not the person i want to be and i think about my future and it clouds my head with negative thoughts about how im not going to be important
themeghansmith: chrissyisabear: am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic Same So I’m not the only one! Use Rain-X. Makes
mrtriplejump: mabinatittyyy: They really be wylin out for no reason at 5 AM too Let this happen to me and im legit fighting everybody
hoeonfilm: cant wait til i move to another country and be that girl that disappeared to live her life
goodboyfemme:dreaming of being a free use toy at a huge sapphic sleepover - a group of femmes and butches and inbetween, all hungry to use me <3i could be restrained naked with cuffs on my wrists and a spreader bar keeping my legs apart. a big ring
Im pretty tolerant of most of things. Fuck I love tentacle porn. But this new craze about girls getting fucked by dogs and horses disgusts me. At least with tentacle porn it doesnt necessarily have to be a Octopus or whatever. This other shit is just
sushiprincessss:12 more episodes including what appears to be an apocalyptic finalea miniseries allegedly about the ghosts of Marceline’s pastseason 7 and a stop motion episodethe movie
wlwdaydreamms:im curious about what made you you. im curious about your taste in music. im curious about the way your mind thinks. im curious about how your body likes to be touched. im curious about your late night thoughts and how they make you feel.
So if you’re wondering how I’m doing, I’m already buying clothes for the potential Dethklok concert I am manifesting into existence by thinking about every day. It doesn’t exist yet but if I buy some big boots and think really
Im done trying. All you care about is girls. I want to be someones priority. I want to feel like someone cares and loves me as much as i care and love them.
I’m spending today alone and im going to be using my vibrator all day bc that’s what freedom is about Happy fourth from me and my pussy
gallifreyanturtles: ultrafacts: More facts on Ultrafacts Are you fucking KIDDING ME ABOUT THE FIRST ONE?!? YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THE DEBTS IM GOING TO BE ACCUMULATING OVER FHE NEXT 10 YEARS COULD HAVE NOT EXISTED?!
unfriendlyblackshawty: sobeitjay: I drink water but i still be eating what im not supposed to im fake healthy same lol
roseys:God I love Leo season. The happiest energy is coursing though the universe rn all you have to do is tune in
imma be lowkey till my trip to California, I don’t wanna ruin anything and I feel like im being annoying about my trip. Plus I don’t wanna talk about how excited I am that im going to Six Flags so imma just be cool for a couple weeks.
writingforfearofsilence: writingforfearofsilence: this is so underrated im supposed to be asleep cause I have work in like 2hrs but I can’t stop thinking about this bittenbyadeadbee somethingdiabolical radphlegm ifnothingbecomes look at my dorter
I just came back from the doctor and I was suuuper nervous but it worked out!! my doctors were happy to see me however im being told to go from 300mg to 900mg which im not pumped about .. BUT VICTORIA SECRET FASHION SHOW TONIGHT!!!!!
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does anyone ever get a moment where you’re just sitting there and then suddenly mental images of your otp creep into your mind even though you were doing nothing prior to be reminded of them and you sob into your hands because of how perfect they
princessharumi: So was in a chat with one of my friends and we were talking about the upd8. So yeah John did blow the game cartridge out of the “console” and we know the game didn’t save beforehand and that could be really bad. But remember how
im tired of doing favors and getting things for people who don’t even give me a thank you or appreciate me for doing them in 2015 i’m gonna be a whole lot more self reserved than i am now
im working on several different big pictures and things rn and im super excited about them and i just feel really nice and confident about my art right now and its a really nice feeling
im also gonna be a mess when SU ends, i dont want to think about that day LOL
im never going to be able to talk about anything other than these precious boys from now on
Im literally about to explode. How is it possible that another human being could make me feel happier than i have already been. This sensation is so addicting its like a drug. I can understand why people desire this feeling so much and why some people
be-a-good-wh0re:monillove: bryandaviss: monillove: bryandaviss: Bend over and get this D That good mfng D Dont worry about the white couch, baby. Let it go. Maids coming on Monday Im quite familiar with the maids schedule so Im going to fucking explode.
furiousgoldfish: When you’re growing up in abusive family, you don’t feel like “oh, I’m being abused, this is wrong.” You don’t even think about that. Instead, you feel guilty all the time. You feel like a horrible person. You feel useless
:be quiet im trying to daydream about the love of my life and picture the way the sun reflects in their eyes
ill337erate: Imagine when Ruby and Sapphire fused into Garnet for the first time. Ruby freaks out about being able to use future vision while Sapphire freaks out about depth perception
Amorplatonic- Experiencing romantic attraction but only wanting to be in queerplatonic/quasiplatonic relationships.I FOUND THE WORD FOR MY SEXUALITY HOLY SHIT YESSCheck out this awesome doc about Sexual identities that an awesome person in my inbox gave
I see a lot of people going on about how Ruby wouldn’t have known how to use Penny’s sword and I’m kinda confused?? Because she said that Qrow taught her everything she knows and that His weapon influenced Crescent Rose and his weapon is a giant
I’m seeing so much Homestuck screaming on my dash and I’m glad all of you are having fun/probably being extremely emotional right now
textsbetweengems: Being totally cool has its price.(Unrelated, but: Thank you to everyone who has said kind things about my new video series! I really appreciate it!)
Hey don’t be this person about requests. Just ask. I’ve had the same front text on my profile since 2015 and for the longest time I’ve done more then 300 requests or even more from all kinds of sites. All I can say is no. This makes me want to
Ugh. This month has been shit. It all started when my parents found out about me dropping out of college. Then I got cut out of their life. Then I got arrested. Then I got tickets on tickets. Had to get a lawyer. I dropped food all over the place at work,
