if you have
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find if you have on porn pin board
if you have clips
If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.
If you have a PlayStation 2 in the vertical position and the little logo on the front isn’t rotated correctly don’t even fucking talk to me anymore.
If you have a cock, I’ll suck it.
If you have to do an interview via Skype ...
If you have any friends who are creators on Patreon, please forward this to them.
If you have to ask…
If you have a kid and it turns out to be super smart, then don’t fucking shower the kid with praise and give it special treatmentMake that little fucker workMake the kid work so goddamn hard, build some work ethic, teach it how to study, refine that
IF YOU HAVE SKINNY LOOKING YOUNG GIRLS ON YOUR BLOG I WILL NOT FOLLOW.
If you're becoming a daddy dom, here are a few tips for your DD/lg relationship
If you have ever heard me talk about “Capcom hitboxes” before, here is a prime example. #capcomhitboxes #streetfighter https://www.instagram.com/p/BnU5u-_A0LjaZEOPwSQhRU7cLcjuPQ93tpBwj40/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2fre804wrqul
Read it, quote it!
0beyme: Obey Me: Lucifer & Levi icons. Please leave a like if you use.
If you have to bring up a dictionary definition of a word to support your argument, your argument sucks.
If You Can Believe Your Eyes and Ears
If you have no idea what to draw...
If you have to wait for this then that’s God’s way of letting me “work” for this. I’m trying to accept that and just roll with this after fighting it for a little bit.
If you have posted copyrighted songs on your blog
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If You Have a Dream Don't Wait,Act!夢
if i have any TERF followers lurking around on here, this post is to let u know that u r not welcome here. leave, now.
If you having sex tonight
I do not remember this version of Wings of Counterattack Levi showing up on my dash prior to now, so maybe some of you have not seen it, either… Is he supposed to be a praying priest here because omfg
If you have not set your eyes on Tension in Three Parts yet, then today would probably be the day to do so. It’s without doubt a pièce de résistance of the RivaMika ship, and one that has inspired the journeys of so many in this fandom - including
If you have NBC (US Network)
If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
if you have an excoriation disorder (skin picking)
If you have eighteen minutes to spare, this is an amazing watch.
:if you have any depraved thoughts about me whatsoever it is your duty to tell me about them in detail
IF you see me replying to everyone's thread but yours
if you have ever ...
If you have an “ebony fetish” blog...
If you have Xbox One and feel like playing Minecraft or BF4, my gamer tag is StormbornDany
If you have to choose between me and someone else, by all means, choose the other person. I wouldn't prefer being considered an "option."