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If you want access to our new private snap sign up ฮ lifetime for the first 100 if you have our connectpal its no charge. I’m tired of making new snap so this one will be private and UNCENSORED!!!!!
if you have followed me for any length of time, you will have no doubt noticed i have an undying love for outrageously huge hentai tits.here is another collection of some that i found, happy fappin!
If you have to get fucked then you have to get fucked
“If you have a problem with me, then call me. If you don’t know my number, then you don’t know me well enough to have a problem with me.” - Raven Symone
If you have ever taken a razor to your wrist, reblog this. If you have ever drank away your emotions, reblog this. If you have ever taken a months worth of pills at once, reblog this. If you have ever felt a noose tighten around your neck, reblog this.
if you have not had these cookies you have not lived
If you have ever been on Chatroulette then Slutroulette may seem pretty familiar. The name certainly will sound familiar, but once you load up the site it will all seem pretty damn simple. If I have one complaint it’s the insistence that I sign up for
if you have commissioned me (OTHER THAN 20PIXELS) can you like email me or something with the details on your commission if I haven’t done it yet because if you tumblr'ed me it got kinda engulfed by asks all over the place
If you missed Pulse pre-order, now is your chance to buy it. Go to our shop and order it :) Shipping cost depends on the country. If you have any questions:1) ask Ratana directly (she’s the one who is sending volumes), 2) ask on tumblr or email3)
If you have never been used……you have never felt what real pleasure can be.
Submissions are enabled again. Please, I don’t want to see any self-deprecating comments. Please don’t say “I hope this is good enough for you.” You can have doubts, you may need a confidence boost, and you may have low self esteem, but own your
Having a self care night at home, ask me things!
If you have not seen the live action of Usagi Drop you have not loved ok
escapeawkward: i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.
If you’re on tumblr right this very second, you should know that even if times get rough you are still a fucking fantastic person and you deserve to have a great day.
if you know anything about fire emblem, or if you have the ability to pick up context clues, i’m at a weapons disadvantage in this sortie. but if you let the weapons triangle in fire emblem games dictate your every attack, you are not only gutless
yoursecretsub: In a slump. Going to try and take some pictures to hopefully get me feeling better. Any pose/theme suggestions? Update: If I don’t get suggestions I’m just going to put on my ravewear and dance around to electro house
If you have
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
If you feel like you really, really need to talk shit about my friends’ blogs, then at least have the fucking decency to do it WITHOUT hiding behind anon. Shows only what a fucking miserable coward you are. Please choke on my enormous imaginary
if you're awake now, what time is it and how would you describe your current emotions in one word?
If I stop talking to you or block you after something negative happens between us you do not continue to message me and get your friends to message me when I don’t respond to that. If you have been told why i’m not willing to talk to you anymore you
If you have to put other characters down in order to talk up your favorite character then your favorite character must not be that great if you can’t even praise them on their own merits
if you think I’m going to go all the way back into my fanart tag just to give a special tag to all the fanart of Pearl in sweaters I’ve previously reblogged just so I can have a single place to look at them…. you’re correct, that’s exactly
If you have a DVR and you have it set to autorecord only first run episodes of SU (premieres), you might want to double-check to make sure its recording “Drop Beat Dad”, the second episode airing on July 18th. There’s a chance your guide might
thisdaysux: You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…”
have you ever looked at your cat’s face (or dog’s, if you have one) while they’re sleeping on your bed or near you or where ever and you just feel so happy that you were given the chance to befriend such a lovely animal and gosh you
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: I don’t care if Hillary Clinton is corrupt. I don’t care if she lies, if she cheats, if she eats bowls of newborn chipmunks for breakfast. She is literally the only thing standing
wanderlustsensuousaquarius: pearlmarley: my-tigerlily: pearlmarley:I sure hope I don’t have any trump supporters that follows me on tumblr 🤔 Same here. Unfollow if you are And if you’re a white person who says the “n” word After I posted
You ain't a man if you have to force someone to have sex with you
Paper Dolls and Coffee Crawls, Chapter 7 (Levi/Mikasa Ackerman)
If I have earphones in my ears I will ignore you even if I can actually hear you unless I deem it important kthnxbai
If you smoke, that's cool. If you don't, that's cool too. If you have sex, that's cool. If you don't, that's cool too. If you drink, that's cool. If you don't, that's cool too. If you judge people for any of those things, that's not cool.
quailblood:My mother came over for a visit.Instant remark: “One of the reasons why you don’t have a boyfriend is because of your goddamn bed.”I fail to see any problems.
If a lot of you were living the life you love and loving the life you live, y'all wouldn't have time for all that hating! Misery shows! ✌️ if you have time to hate, hold grudges, and throw dirt on somebody name then you not happy. Period point blank!
If you have someone who tells other interested people that they like you keep them. If they do everything to make sure you’re in a good mood keep them. If any favor you ask is done immediately to make life easier for you keep them. If they prove time
If you have to say “not to be rude/mean/racist/sexist/etc. or anything” before you say something, chances are you are actually being rude/mean/racist/sexist/etc., or you wouldn’t have to say that in the first place…..
If you have never slapped her ass as you enjoy her.. you have denied yourself and her of incredible pleasure! Go ahead try it!
science people help: you know how the feeling of love is basically just chemicals in your brain? what if you made a machine that makes your brain have those chemicals, would you eventually start feeling in love with the machine even when it wasn’t
If you have a complicated order at Starbucks, you’re cool. If you have an over complicated order at Starbucks, you’re a pretentious little shit.
if you have never said a word to me–if we haven’t chatted and become friendly with one another–and you message me on the instant messaging thing, i will just ignore you. if you’re really gross, i will just block you.
If you fetishize women of color, if you’re into women of color BECAUSE of our color or our “exotic” or “mysterious” or “ambiguous” features, if you have a “thing” for women of color, DO NOT FUCKING FOLLOW ME. I am a person, not a collection
If you have Hulu Plus (idk if it’s available on regular Hulu) and you enjoy laughing then please pleeeeease watch Miranda. Funniest thing I have watched in years.
if you have a fetlife account you should message me for my name and then add meeeeeeeokay but like no total randos alright like i have to know you existed before today
if you have access to college and you can pay for it and you’re gonna waste your time there being a basic fucking bitch just getting by in most of your classes and not really trying, you’re the fucking worstlike there have been classes where i hardly
If you are done and satisfied, but I’m not. We have a problem, and I have to tell you it’s so not happening again. We wont be having sex anymore. Just saying.
If you have ever struggled with depression or anything along those lines, you know how terrible it feels like to feel like you have no one, so retweet my last few tweets and help those struggling!
:You’re a Dom/Domme. Not a Bully. So if you have to force your Sub you have failed. Your lover has submitted to you willingly and if you have to use fear as a control device you have failed. Pain is for your pleasure together. So if you have to
I am in such a good mood today, I hope all of you are also having a good day too
gordo4gordo4superchub: fluffyschaffer: Early Christmas gift to all my followers please feel free to reblog or save them for your own personal entertainment also if you have kik and want to chat or trade pics or whatever feel free to contact me on me
dustie321: chubpornlover: liverdisastertea: Part 1 of my strip tease photoset. Thanks goes to my sweet love fierybiscuts for the idea. If you have any ideas of your own for pictures, send them on in. ñam ñam ñam Cutie
if I were to distribute some (sfw-ish) high-res images for body-pillows via patreon would someone be interested? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (if you want to know which images I have available so far or want to suggest or commission more or for info in general just
nerdykiryu: 🌷 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 (again) 🌷 ✨please read the rules! ✨feel free to direct message me if you have 𝗮𝗻𝘆 questions at all. ✨as always shares of my commission
psy-faerie: psy-faerie: strawberry-kisu: lild0ll: “”“customers”“” need to stop thinking that sex workers can be bribed into doing services they don’t offer. if you want that service just find someone who offers it. i would not go to
If you have one of those creepy empty blogs you’ll probably get blocked If your age isn’t stated and your blog doesn’t say 18+ then you’ll probably get blocked If your a minor you’re definitely getting blocked and reported
If you have ever taken a razor to your wrist, reblog this. if you have ever taken a months worth of pills at once, reblog this. if you have ever felt a noose tighten around your neck, reblog this. if you have ever gone to sleep and prayed to not wake
ruinedmami:If you send me something gross just know I’m screenshotting and showing @peachemojimami then blocking youThanks for the entertainment creeps but no ✋🏼
If anyone puts gross explicit responses on my posts, even if I have a rauchy captions that makes you think, “omg this must be aimed at me!”I’ll block you
