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If you can super-size your soda, you can super-size your love life: Learn to love large - you’ll never look back…
If you can only see an animated gif as a still picture (like in the first pic of this post instead of as like in the second pic of this post), you can right click on the picture and open the link on a new tab or window. Once you have it in the new tab
If you can’t handle my infamous Masturbation Marathons yet… can you when I take you back to the beginner’s level?? We’ll soon see… the video’s waiting for you!
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“If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.”
If you can catch this jacket before it hits the ground, you can orgasm this month. Oh sorry, it’s already touching the ground. If you wanted a wife who played fair you would never have married me. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
If you can’t escape him…stab him!Cutesie laurie from dead by daylight n.n, if you like my work, you can support me at patreon.
If you can’t move your feet,you wanna stand with a woman,you wanna stand with me.If you don’t seem to fit inyou wanna take some cover,you wanna leave with me.Did I ever tell you about the way I wanna feel?Giving it up and fly away.Did I ever tell
If you can catch this jacket before it hits the ground, you can orgasm this month. Oh sorry, it’s already touching the ground. If you wanted a wife who played fair you would never have married me. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
hypno-sandwich: Not sure if redhead. Not sure if I care. @alice-doe, @ashcatred, @bannableoffense, @breakitdownnat, @convoluted-moonscape, @dreamdropdazing, @enscenic, @foxfire-midori, @hypno-tease-her, @listlesslywandering, @loreleirivers Some of these
If you can relate then you can relate. If you can’t then you can’t. That’s cool too 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
you can tell if someone is super obese irl if they refer to you with the following words in internet fights:
maddi i think you’ll enjoy my adventures in breeding
Blog has moved. Find me if you can. Adiós.
ophelianarcissa: Okay guys, desperate times eh, I need that cash dolla For more pics of me getting my topless sunbathe on in this glorious British sunshine you can paypal me £5 for 3 topless photos or £10 for 7,Inbox me for another 1 pic sneak preview
to the dumb asses complaining that misha got the impala thing wrong because john bought the impala. You’re stupid sit down! the one john bought in the ‘70’s was the ‘67 model the one in the episode tonight was clearly one of the earlier model
climateadaptation: All but 3 U.S. Republican Senators just voted to sell National Forests to private businesses. This is what you get when old people vote, and young people don’t vote. Yall need to stop fucking around and get these repub fucknuts
Poster of a giant Rogue Titan cutout being “set up” in front of the Tokyo Ueno Royal Museum is being used to promote the upcoming SnK exhibition! (Source 1 & Source 2) Though not real, you can see how large it is next to the vehicle
You give me all of you and then I walk on byShoot me if you can ‘cause I don’t care about my life[Chorus]I’m alone, alone, alone (2x)[Verse 2]Lower your hands if you don’t know who you areWatch yourself float away in the darkness of
larabarq: Source: 百愛かわいいArtist: RakkunPairing: Momotarou -> Nitori, Nitori -> (?) Rin Scanlation: larabarqPlease do not repost outside of tumblr. If you can, please visit the image source and rate it 10/10! Happy Birthday Momotarou!
teaforyourginaa: teaforyourginaa: why comment on someone’s weight when you can shut the entire fuck up? :) So glad this is circulating again especially during the holiday season
foone:PSA:1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly2. If you are silly, you must stay silly2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
Reblog if you are a little gay, a lot gay, or a Level 27 Super Turbo Gay™
(if you can’t hear my two audio posts but you want to, you could go here if you like)
If you be my star I'll be your sky ☪
If I let you in, you’d just want out. If I tell you the truth, you’d vie for a lie. If I spilt my guts, it would make a mess we can’t clean up. If you follow me, you will only get lost. If you try to get closer, we’ll only lose
If you are happy say meow (m e o w), If you are happy say meow (m e o w), If all of you are happy and want to show everybody, If all of you are happy say meow (m e o w).
Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda communicate in more than one language.
If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best. If you can't accept my past, then you won't see yourself in my future.
I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser
Signal Boost : Please help me get to the dentist ! (please reblog as text if you can)
Signal Boost : Please help me get to the dentist ! (reblog as text if you can please)
rockafirevevo replied to your post: If you guys follow me on twitter/insta…iirc eggs with shiny parents have a much higher shiny rate than just eggs hatched from regular parents!That’s incorrect actually, shiny parents don’t increase chances
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Not having money is so amazing. Who could have known how much better every part of life is when you can’t pay rent or food or relevant medication it’s so underappreciated to not have anything to make existing easier 💖 more people should
straightboyfriend:if you can’t eat hairy pussy ur a coward & that’s on u
darkmotion: “If you can’t hang” - Sleeping with sirens
“Catch me if you can.” I’m re-watching all of the trailers and this seemed like fun eheh ^^’
if hes nice, he can giv me some shirtless pics.. ill share with you guys if i can! :D
dodisuper: pingtee: Man!!! Did I have a feeling weekend I work up this morning and was still stuffed! I need more help me get bigger guys! Send me a message if You can help Fat pad sexy
drawbauchery: I made a better one. (agnosticdruid) look man, i’m not here to kinkshame. if you wanna ship this, i can’t stop you. he’s a bunch of lines on a computer screen and he wants to fuck a mountain stop being fake wokei also literally
If you can’t get it on you will never see it again. If you can … well…
If anyone puts gross explicit responses on my posts, even if I have a rauchy captions that makes you think, “omg this must be aimed at me!”I’ll block you
If you can spend an hour of your free time every day watching tv or using your cell phone, reading, or any other activity you choose to do, you can spend an hour, half an hour, or even ten minutes a day practicing yoga and meditating. You do have the
