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Yay, a full sentence! “If you can read this, what are you waiting for?”
canicuputitinurass: sluty-anal-wife: This is how I like to have sex. All day long. You can even bring a friend if you like ;) If ur butthole can take dick like that, i’m never leaving the house…
Hey filmfuckers, did you know?Con-artist-turned-security-consultant Frank Abagnale, Jr. made a cameo in the biographical film about his life and crimes, Catch Me If You Can. He played a cop arresting… well, himself. He’s pictured above with
Full res (1 2) 30 Day OTP Challenge: Day 20 (Dancing) slightly nsfw Day 19 - Day 21 i dunno if i’ll do a sfw version of this since you can like barely even see anything btw before someone tries to jump up my ass about it the porny part isn’t
If you read closely, you can see that my friend Tecumseh got a referral. The description said: On 3/13/13 Tecumseh came to 5th per. late at 1:00 & asked for a pass to the library to take the ELA CAHSEE Test, I gave her a pass but she never went to
if you can’t eat it, it’s no good.
hornythoughts: That one time you ask a girl if you can see her breasts, and then she actually shows you. Mrs: I would do it. Breasts are beautiful and everyone needs as much beauty as possible in their lives!
leto-gkika: shitposts-n-shenanigans: This fucking site: hey net neutrality is about to die :((( please help us :(((( boost and rb everything you see even if you’re not American :((((((((( we’ll have no wifi :(((((( we need you!!!! :(((( Non-Americans:
Character Commissions are OPEN~!hello, money is tight for me once again so I am now properly opening a new commission post with new commission options!I will be opening 3 slots to start with, so if you send a commission email please be patient and I will
fallen11angel: Hey guys here is another. Please help me get back on my feet if you can. Link belowhttp://www.gofundme.com/x6b9nzsw-get-back-on-my-feet Please help if you can thank you
naughtyvixens: friendly reminder that i have an FAQ page friendly reminder that there’s a lot of good info on there if you have a question aggressive and profoundly unfriendly reminder that im not gonna put gamzee on this blog ever because he is terrible
natsubutart: IMPORTANT:If you are underage you can’t commission us NSFW things. You know why? It’s ILLEGAL and since we are adult we really risk a lot if they discover we sell ‘porn’ to underage people.Please don’t make things difficult for
Here it is, guys! I should’ve done this like a billion years ago, but now that I finally have time to maintain such a thing, I’m on Patreon!If you enjoy my happy, sex-positive, body-positive, trans-inclusive, queer-as-all-hell NSFW stuff, please consider
isolateddeerbra: Gift for Happyds! I love their OC’s so much omfg! I’d like to know if it’s okay to draw fan-fusions cause I’m so down. Though idk if Pearl can fuse, her gem is cracked…. “Come on Pearl! You can do it! Just ask ReRe if you
robogreaser: Hey again, it’s commission time. Update First: I’ve recently gotten myself a part time job at a local florist. If you’re wondering why I’ve slowed down activity and been generally hard to get a hold of, that’s why. I love the work
Submissions are enabled again. Please, I don’t want to see any self-deprecating comments. Please don’t say “I hope this is good enough for you.” You can have doubts, you may need a confidence boost, and you may have low self esteem, but own your
If you…have a blank bloghave a blog filled with stolen porndon’t support sex workerslike all of my content but never reblog it to help my saleshave your genitalia in your icon/headerdon’t have 18 or your (adult) age in your bioyou will be
I rode the bus free TWICE today. My public transit alias is officially some white dude named Tyler Sloan. Catch me if you can :)
If you got a dollar for each follower...
witch-with-a-dick: hey yall if you really wanna make a black trans girls day you should donate to their donation posts/cash app/ paypals. ladies list yours below my cash app is Cash.me/$Smokeyquartz
echraes: Help Out Your Local Trans Chimera Hey, I’ve been running into some financial trouble at home and could really use some help with paying for the things we need, like food, gas, and internet. I’m asking if you can share this around and to donate
shitposting-ffa: Hey everyone, this is very uncharacteristic of me, and I hate to do this to all of you, but I’ll make it quick, and I won’t reblog it, so I won’t bother you. I really, really need your help. If you can, please read below, if you
sora12212: Idk man next time my dad or stepdad tells me smth that involves not taking my sexuality seriously I’m just gonna tell them that yeah If I can decide what I’m going to school for and what I’m doing with my life then I should be able to
cub2: im not sure if you guys have seen this yet, but carla wood alcorn (leelas “mother”) was interviewed. she continues to misgender and disrespect her daughter, saying that no service will be held in fear of protests. i dont know the words to describe
shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
@imoutasight-Catch Me If You Can Go cop the EP off of itunes here!
antimony-medusa:Btw, if you have not had tragedy dropped on you before, grief does fuck you up in unexpected and physical ways. If you can’t sleep or sleep more than expected or have more or reduced appetite, or energy goes weird— your brain just
i made a donate button for Birlfriend Visit 2014 you can find it on my blog description
Hey guys I need a fun break and distraction feel free to respond to this post if you want me to draw a character for you
imaginedmmd: imagine an english dub of the dmmd anime. imagine who the voice actors would be. *gets a shotgun* Goodbye cruel world. I do not wish to spend one single moment in you anymore. *headshot*
If you can call flowers your friends...
bankuei: hestmord: those damn irresponsible poors with their flat screen tvs and their cellular phones and their clothes The things you can afford… but you know… let’s just pretend they’re still paying late 90’s prices and in a booming economy
If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!
tarunadragon: This was taken early Friday morning, less than 36 hours after “Beach Party” aired. If you love Steven Universe, please buy an episode or a few on iTunes (or Amazon, or if it’s on Xbox/PS3). I wouldn’t take it for granted. It might
if you give me the ability to jump in a video game then I will use it to hop everywhere
bipolarstarscream: letting y’all know because i know some people get a lot of anxiety over this, if i ever message you using the new IM feature i do not expect an immediate response, even if you are online. i often IM people because it’s convenient
If You Can Believe Your Eyes and Ears
IF YOU CAN SEE THIS, IT MEANS YOU FOLLOW ME AND I LOVE YOU.
thisdaysux: You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…”
jordan–reet:“I’ll tel you my address. You can swing by whenever. I’ve got the living room and kitchen unpacked so it’ll be fine.” He didn’t want the way out she offered him. “It was probably the latter of the two, sorry to say.”
ophelianarcissa: Just more me in the sun bikini selfies. Need to geet a coupla new bikinis ehFor NSFW pics of me in the sun you can paypal me £5 for 3 topless photos or £10 for 7,Inbox me for a 1 pic sneak preview ;)The pics will be from a pool of
wanderlustsensuousaquarius: pearlmarley: my-tigerlily: pearlmarley:I sure hope I don’t have any trump supporters that follows me on tumblr 🤔 Same here. Unfollow if you are And if you’re a white person who says the “n” word After I posted
soravagemecrazy: Terrible Shit I popped a 15mg oxy and was no good for 36 hours, if you can pop xans and oxys like candy you have serious issues.
aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper” no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes
penis-peeper:penis-peeper:“ok but PROVE that physically disabled people have value” I don’t need to prove it? they just do? they’re valuable because I value them? I said I value them and I’m saying that to your face? If you can’t cope with
Sometimes you have to push yourself to be where you want to be. If you really want it you have to try if you never try you’ll never know what you can do. If you tell your mind and body you can’t then you won’t be able to. You have to
unf-kellin-quinn:“If you can’t hang, then there’s the door, baby” If You Can’t Hang - Sleeping With Sirens Felt inspired to make a quick edit because I’m done chasing people ;*
beardedchrisevans: savewithstories: “If You Give A Dog A Donut” - read by #ChrisEvans“If You Give A Dog A Donut” by Laura Numeroff, illustrated by Felicia Bond (published by @harperkids) - read by #ChrisEvansTHIRTY MILLION CHILDREN rely on school
menneedlovetoo: Don’t feel bad if you still wish your body looked different or if your voice sounded better or if you can’t quite love yourself yet. Self-acceptance is a journey. You’re not hopeless just because others may be ahead of you. Appreciate
you can be the king but watch the queen conquer
If you can save me now, let's go some place safe and sound. ♡
Also to anyone that has never seen a Christopher Hart How to Draw book I envy you.
deaft:4irl: hello everyone i’m a poor student in the uk and would u kindly send me a small amount of money (like 20p) so i can go buy me some food for the week. I have £5 but I’m aiming to get to £10 so I can get stuff like pasta that’ll last.
hollyblueagate: i have like 3 days till school starts and i can’t afford my classes so i’m going to do small sketch requests like these: just send any amount to https://www.paypal.me/alexandot with a note saying your url (if you want me to @
you can tell if a chub has an extra fold in the center of their belly if they put the waist of their pants over their belly…
semitics: You’re top-passing if you can drive
Yooooooo if you’re a girl who supports @thepureskin and believes (one man) over the (countless women) who have came out about him, unfollow me right the fuck now. I have no desire to interact with women who don’t support other women/believe
If you want to spoil me and send me money so I can buy clothes to stay cozy this winter you can send me Amazon e-gift cards to nude.yogini@gmail.com 💘
