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greencarnations: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE: do not react. at the most,
senashenta: fiction-vs-reality13: This is what it should mean to be a police officer. Everyone deserves to feel safe and protected, no matter their skin tone or cultural background. If the officers currently serving aren’t like this, then something
whatisthepointofyouhardy: If you can have one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
gabrielasafiya: if u know a taurus, and they just come off as boring, you dont actually know them at all n thats the way they want it lmfao
blueboxtraveller: # that’s rose’s ‘i’m gonna fuck him’ face # that’s ten’s ‘she’s gonna fuck me’ face # if you don’t think so .. you need to get your act together (via tinyconfusion)
sarenderpity: sarenderpity: Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands. this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys
xmichaelmyers:being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear
pleatedjeans:Does this work? Can anyone confirm? Seems like a real game changer if true.
pkevinpatrick: I think this is from Insex’s Lady from Maine - which is scary if true because that means apparently I’ve watched my fair share of Insex videos 😈🙄
airbenderedacted: i like how after watching steven the sword fighter if we ever see another episode preview with one of the gems wearing new clothes, instead of being all “oh my gosh a new outfit it looks so cool!” we’ll all be going “oh SHIT!”
naamahdarling: howtonotsuckatgamedesign: mirrepp: Some harsh but very very true words When people let me review their portfolios (on career day or open days at my game design school) I explicitly ban them from commenting during the review… …because
Steam recommended this game to me And just YES. This is exactly the kind of game I was talking about, open world dragon role-playing game. This is it, its all I ever wanted. Please survive your Alpha, Dragon, please make my dreams come true
Why would I ever want to go home if you're here?
ilee-font:Gay people are real? Amazing if true!
laugh-until-you-drop: if mermaids exist I hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
rogueninja:if cats aren’t meant to be kissed on their heads then what’s that little space between their ears for
d-wheel: If you’re going to tell me that Yu-Gi-Oh isn’t a magical girl show… You’re wrong.
intrinsically-fragile: if this gets 10,000 notes by new year i won’t do anything because a few notes on tumblr can’t change anything
funkeytowne: queenbutt: this is so fucking real The quote “if you aren’t angry, you aren’t paying attention” comes to mind.
yiffcaptain: everybody ships jean and marco even if u dont ship jean and marco u kinda ship jean and marco
Reblog if you ship Boy/Boy, Girl/Girl AND Boy/Girl. Because you don't care about their gender so long as they have chemistry with each other.
Reblog if you have a really nice dick.
officialputin: putins-boyfriend: putins-girlfriend: yourtubes: reblog if your url represents who you really are I am really Putin’s girlfriend then we have a problem I can explain
beavis-hates-your-kink: tripwithmeee: beavis-hates-your-kink: you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being “daddy’s girl” meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your
spacecadetsharky: Bonus~ true story
fredschilton: if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
glamourgurls: Some of yall fellas ain’t going to feel this but read and learn… One of my pet peeves is seeing a male bash a female on a social network about her looks… If you don’t like what you see say nothing… See… women have it hard…
"Darren Wilson fundraiser shutdown mysteriously and anonymous creator of the page disappears; donators may have been swindled."
lucidnee: it’s wild how I’ll easily drop ฤ on food or lipstick but if I see a shirt over บ I’m like “????? You want me to pay บ.24 for a cotton shirt??? Cotton that my ancestors used to pick??? And you want meeee to pay for that???”
gaylor-moon: kevkapallazzo: just-shower-thoughts: If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses. Jesus christ
purplelittlemermaid: rudegyalchina: geechiebrown: rudegyalchina: africanaquarian: vanjalen: petty if you think about it that’s fucked up bc she deliberately plotted for her bref to be hot n funky so people could talk shit. there’s levels to
slow-riot: A big problem with the current state of American politics is that liberals cannot handle criticism. Under Obama, children were killed in drone strikes and more immigrants were deported than ever before under any president in history but if
blackrebelz: dandridgegirl: Black love is steeped in colorism. Usually a darker husband and a lighter wife. Waiting for Black love is not smart. Unambiguous Black women date whoever you want, every color of the rainbow if you just want to sample.
clarknokent: afronerdism: Y’all.… Bruh I’m hoping this shit ain’t true. This would be terrible for people who really go through stuff like this.
aotopmha replied to your post: @Manga When will “rocking chair Historia” be revealed as a body double? The reason NPC Farmer Guy’s face hasn’t been shown is because his true calling has been to be the double all along.
curseworm:if your friend gives you a small object and you forget to take it out of your jacket pocket it becomes a protective talisman. when you next wear that jacket and your hand closes around it inside the pocket you will Know
iridessence: rickgrimesbabyface: thetallblacknerd: rodidor: savvygooner: weaintaboutshit: cmoncreamy: clarknokent: atheistj: I can get with this. Yes Turn that rumor into a reality I fucks with it If true the white tears will flow into over
The fanart I just reblogged made me wonder again if Levi spared Mikasa’s parents (Or something to that extent) when they first went into hiding.
fuku-shuu:fuku-shuu: white-plum: fuku-shuu: I also just realized that Miura Haruma is actually way too tall (178cm) to play Eren (170cm), which means that if the Japanese cast is sticking to the all-important height chart, then everyone from Mike to
depressioncomix: depressioncomix: 184 (deleted original post by accident) There’s some thinking that depression is something that once you start to get over it disappears from your life as if you just had a bad cold. The reality is that it’s not
pixelkitties: crackervolley: diaemyung: Just happened to me. I can’t scream during 2 am. uhm, those are actually beneficial to your house’s pest control :|, stupid I don’t care if late-night centipedes are the only thing keeping Lord Voldemort,
wheelbarrowisfast: kingofnames: If you don’t think Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is the most bat shit-insane story of all time then your wrong. I’m at the point were the half velociraptor reincarnation of a 100 year old psychic British vampire
garzabird: smokeandjollyranchers: juhstice: dave-and-karkat: injuugakuen: captainarlert: Anime dads are the worst. Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. Um excuse
herzspalter: I went to see this movie with the right crowd.(If you haven’t seen the movie, don’t worry, this line isn’t a huge spoiler or anything)
animeadult: ppl are so interested in aliens but how would they expect to learn about cultures from different planets/solar systems if they can’t even accept different cultures on ya own damn planet from your own damn species
mallemerok: just-shower-thoughts: In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all
oddly-romantic:anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about itme:me: …..go
walkingfoxy: mashable: Experiences you’ll only understand if you wear glasses. where is the lie?
freshest-tittymilk: lemartian: dykestar: indigoyogurt: omgphantastic: hashtag-done: I DONT GET IT i would explain it but it’s too much to explain srry If you don’t get this, you had a deprived childhood. This is the reason my life is so
prozdvoices: When you forget if you’ve saved your game or not so you save one thousand times @banquoviaquo
withtheworms: i got some messages asking about what the ship name for UT Sans/UF Grillby/UF Sans is and I mean I’m still calling it “hecked up if true” but I’m here to tell u it can also be called “Burnt Condiments.” it’s……..u see, it’s
git-gud-mcgee: tbh if anyone was having an especially good time during the invasion of last city, it was shaxx like, i know cayde-6 was always talking about getting back into the field, but anyone who’s played the crucible long enough has heard shaxx
captain-price-officially:big if true
untaintedcuriosity: If you say n***** in reference to another being, I do not respect you. That’s it. Point blank. I’m so sick of hearing that word being tossed around. You need to reevaluate your life choices. I’m talking to everyone here. I don’t
foxnewsofficial: you can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis
definited: ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
But If you loved me. Why’d you leave me?
itwasayiffblogallalong: onefitswimmer: Follow me at Onefitswimmer@tumblr.com 🐷 If true, disappointing at best.
marththebland: vondell-swain: marththebland: vondell-swain: galosengen: octopusoracle: if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia holy shit i thought inflation was bad when I was there it’s like postwar germany
PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT IF YOU BLEED A LOT AFTER SEX GO TO A DOCTOR OR A HOSPITAL