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moneyman4u2: Prior to my current GF, i had a FWB. This is a true caption. She has told me repeatedly…that if my girlfriend and i break up…she wants to own me. I would be her chastity slave. Serving her with my tongue…giving her all my money…I
Turn around let me see if your a true red head
jegelskerdannyagger: danisnotonfire: Dan discusses the danger of being addicted to fictional universes and how they betray you.if you guys help me out by reblogging this i’ll look through the notes and follow a bunch of you to say thanks! :D Everyone
dedoarts: Not sure if true, but if it is, holy heck… Its true but does not mean sexually means artwise to add life to character personality such as his kemono characters.
blood-tears-suicide: Bring Me The Horizon - True Friends Don’t you know don’t you know true friends stab you in the front
nominated by @tobetherainbow If I Were A Month I’d Be: April If I Were A Day Of The Week I’d Be: Tuesday If I Were A Planet I’d Be: Venus If I Were A God Or A Goddess Id’ Be: Loki If I Were A Sea Animal I’d Be: jellyfish(they live
spacedout-brat: x8darknessawaits: everythingandallthings1d: hemmolicious: Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1….If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th
goddesalexa:A true slave should make it as easy as possible for his mistress to fuck himreblog if true and message me if you wanna serve and worship me
this is a true story
noteverysmileisrealxo: feistily: I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up. i think about
averagefairy: especiallysnowflake: averagefairy: thick thigh struggle is when you can’t ever get too attached to a pair of jeans even if they’re you’re favorite the constant friction of your thighs rubbing together are going to make holes in
534k: Nothing annoys me more when someone expects you to be okay with something they wouldn’t be ok with if you did it.
goodenoughforjazz: how am i supposed to be a stone cold bitch if i still believe that my stuffed animals have feelings
narnia:Don’t fight for their attention. If they really care, you shouldn’t have to.
kawaiigod: if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
howelles: I have this thing called ‘I consider this person my friend but I don’t know if they consider me theirs’
makesgoodchoices: I am in the 1% of the population with this, but I really do not enjoy summer. I love winter, like… if you are cold, you can put on a hoodie, you can grab a blanket and snuggle…. Like… when you’re hot, what do you do? Rip your
venuskissed:queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along the way….bitch imma get through it!!!!
strawberrybih: If I gotta beg for ur attention you can keep it lmfao
bm-6: busy? you’ll find time if you care.
vaarsuvius: only 90s kids will remember this….. remember rib???? 99% of kids these days only play rhyme… i bet noone will reblog this.. reblog if u remember dry juice…. reblog if ur a TRUE 90s kid
chasmofsarcasm: how to tell if someone is really bisexual: if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam,
tatianazmaslany: i literally just started screaming to my dad “nO LISTEN TO ME IF SUNSHINE WERE TO TAKE HUMAN FORM IT WOULD TAKE THE SHAPE OF TATIANA MASLANY ARE YOU HEARING ME DAD ARE YOU COMPREHENDING”
If this was funny, REBLOGG then ;)
7mangoes: 7mangoes: I don’t know who can up with 69'ing but that position is not realistic We as women can’t focus on sucking dick if you’re eating us out well enough like your dick will dead just sit in my mouth like a thermometer
pharoah87: If black folk were as violent as the media portrays us to be we would have burned this country to the ground decades ago.
daniellemertina: idareyoutosay:nedahoyin: link1n: ctron164: sale-aholic:ctron164:The caption !!!This is some serious truth in Black History.This is American History.The history of the Western world in one photo Even if that’s photoshopped (likely),
soupbabe: soupbabe: if your art doesn’t include black people im probably not into it tbh you can’t force or police art. people create art based on what they relate to/enjoy/feel. but i just personally prefer art that centers people who look like
themianikole:If you don’t fuck with Earth, Wind & Fire… I really can’t fuck with you on no level.
pussy-and-pizzza: If you’ve stuck your dick in more than 10+ girls but want a girl that’s had sex with no more than 2-3 bodies yo a fuck boy…..
Reblog this if you always go for the Black people on Family Feud
All gave some,some gave all.
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brokendildo: me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok They say this as if it’s not true…..
If you are not black... And have a fat ass. Don't call it a "black girl booty"
tkdontslay: prettyandmean: kutie-bi: liferuining-soulsnatcher: kinghispaniola: rhemamichelle: I JUST CHOKED 😭😩 If this ain’t the gahdamn whole truth 🤦🏾♀️ THANK YOU!!! It doesnt work I CANT
blackchlorine: If you are not black, then you cannot tell black people what it is like to be black. It’s that simple. You are not an expert on black people. You do not know more about being black than black people do. @rachaldolezal
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If you were my girl you could expect a booty rub and my tongue in your butt everyday ;)
If he was in front of me I’d laugh at him and probably make him put my dick down his fucken bitch throat lol
reattachment: If you think I’m funny now just wait til you see me drunk.
6ood: If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid
advice-animal:Probably The True Meaning Of Happinesshttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
“I’m old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I’d tell them where to put it.”- Dolly Parton
heartofmuse: He intrigues me as few men do. He draws me in as if by some sort of magic. I can never seem to figure him out and whether that is a gift or curse I do not know. What I do know is that this attraction I feel for him is as strong as the Earth
ugh, as if!
blogfrenzy: blogfrenzy: what if superwholock and bronies teamed up oh shit what a terrible nightmare
lren-the-artist:this website is full of 16-year-old children who take themselves very, very seriously and 20-somethings who cannot navigate adulthood if their lives depended on it ive had my tumblr for four years and ive somehow morphed from one into
pervgurt: If ur pets dont like him he aint da one
If its ment to be, it will be
flowering-kitten: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if
fuck-yourstandards: In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit
alleycatboy:if she stabs me i’ll tell the cops i fell on glass idc
salamurai-blog: If anime has taught me one thing, it’s never trust the girl with long pink hair
jackwynand: if anyone ever again asks me the worst question on the face of the planet, “why do you main junkrat?” im just going to send them this video and that’s all i need
valbrandur said: Except Equius and Horuss, they both use Neighbelline.haha true, trueand Karkat probably uses that shampoo that doesn’t hurt your eyes lmao strawberry flavored or something
reblog if you survived all the 2013 skinny love covers and are still here
if u don’t know what PV im parodying with luka shame on u
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