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cals-curse-victim: pleasebullyme:I love stuff like this. If I had one of those kind of contraptions I’d probably end up managing to fasten myself to it without being able to escape, lol… They’d find me me vibrated to death in a few days. :p I
texaslove2013: royalpain24: How me and boyfriend should be every morning if I had one. And they’re playing my song. Hot!!!!!Follow me: http://texaslove2013.tumblr.com Awesome fuck session!!!!
bigdickondeck12: I wanna wake up like this SOON LOL I would LOVE to wake someone up like that especially if they had a big dick like that one!!!!
mrandmrstwistedpervert: publicpleasureprivatelife: gentlemanstemptations: If they had one of those ‘memory foam’ mattresses, do you think the camera would shake a little less? It’s so damn shaky I threw up before I came! (Our video)Nice…glad
mslydiabennet: Guys, one of my friends on Facebook was so excited that Taco Bell was bringing back the Beefy Crunch Burrito that she posted a message on their Facebook wall and asked them if they had a poster that she could get and hang up in her room.
A request of Sile and GesR having some two player fun. Though when asked if they had any seats, GesR had an interesting idea for what counted as one. (HD, FA)
I don’t know what’s worse: that I keep getting upset over things that happened three months ago, or the fact that they are still relevant and problematic to my life. If I had one chance to fix everything, I would go back in time, kill myself
baeddelshinsgirl: emanantfeminine: awesome-picz: Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes. sorry this is so much better than the dog one It would work better if they had the slightest ounce of shame in their little kitty bodies, but then they
coolcatgroup: coolcatgroup: captainadwen: when my pets do the whole ‘sleep chase’ thing i always feel compelled to ask them if they had a good dream Remember that one gif of that cat crashing their bike in their sleep????, THIS
creativerule34hentai: coolcatgroup: coolcatgroup: captainadwen: when my pets do the whole ‘sleep chase’ thing i always feel compelled to ask them if they had a good dream Remember that one gif of that cat crashing their bike in their sleep????,
charlottan:skeletons could BONE each other at a RAVEYARD and someone might tell them to get a TOMB. if i had one wish from the genie i would ask it to blow up every tesla car no matter how close they are to people
blackgayscatnigga: naughtylatinfreak: royalpain24: How me and boyfriend should be every morning if I had one. And they’re playing my song. This was one of the hottest fucks I ever seen I came twice Nice
royalpain24: How me and boyfriend should be every morning if I had one. And they’re playing my song.
thanestittywindow: cndycrn: A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had
texaslove2013: royalpain24: How me and boyfriend should be every morning if I had one. And they’re playing my song. Hot!!!!!Follow me: http://texaslove2013.tumblr.com
burtondurand: Yesterday I posted some pug doodles, one of which happened to involve a pug in Mass Effect N7 armor. Today I tweeted @MassEffect to see if they had time to make my armored pug into one of the main characters in the new game. I was a LITTLE
kindyart: What if zoro had really (out-of-characterly) cute hiccups. like rEALLY CUTE. like they thought it was chopper cute.
thirdstrikes: 2014 Doctor Who Graphics
fuckyeahwhatsinyourbag: I know many of you hate those ugly standard camera bags so here is one that was just released on Photojojo! I quite like it, but would only consider buying it if they had nicer patterns (damn having to pay a crap load to have
Ugh, I final broke down and spent an hour writing an one paragraph email to the animal hospital to see if they had any job openings. Which they probably don’t since there was several techs there last week :[ but I literally might just straight
ezrella: one time i asked a walmart worker if they had any vampire weekend albums and he told me “no, the halloween music is seasonal”
I’m disappointed because I’m watching yesterday’s Face-Off and they had to pick a Greek god to make a make up based on and no one picked Artemis :(
I got blood drawn this morning (for tests) and they had to fill like 7 of those vials. Right before they did the last one, the needle popped out of my arm and I bled all over the chair/armrest thing. Then they had to take blood from the other arm for
beautypeen: asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
ginnymcqueen: stylinsonxhealy: satanstrousers: One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live
Could you caption these?Sure“The jocks at school thought they had all gotten pics from one of the cheerleaders so they were all bragging to each other about what a slut she must be and how hard they’d fuck her if they had the chance. Little did they
Thinking about that one follower you'd give the business to if you had the chance
kellster82: fucking ellen if everyone had even ¼ of Ellen’s self confidence I think no one would be depressed anymore about how they look
hankgreensmoustache: champagne-paradise: kaworushin: wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it
mspbandj: hankgreensmoustache: champagne-paradise: kaworushin: wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something
castielsscruff: lordwhat: Petition against Cas’s new (season 9 onwards) coat.I mean, if they wanted to switch it up a smidge, we could have had something like this:but instead we got one that looks like a cardboard cut out of his old one Could you
whogivesaschmuck: tescosfinest: mygarrison: tescosfinest: AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I heaven Those exist in America, and yes they
boonini: you asked for gay and good weLL TOO BAD BUDDY YOU GET GAY AND BAD also hey imagine if they had cute sleep overs and papyrus gave him his ‘super cool’ modified shirt to wear and since neither one of them rly sleeps they just kinda talk and
thanestittywindow: cndycrn: A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”
manpussymania: nastyboiatl: blackgayscatnigga: naughtylatinfreak: royalpain24: How me and boyfriend should be every morning if I had one. And they’re playing my song. This was one of the hottest fucks I ever seen I came twice Nice ATL shit
cssdy: A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said, “They had eggs.”
otterpotterpics: the-great-and-powerful-satsuki: dorkly:How The Disney Universe Would Look If They Had The Internet[By jhallcomics] THE LAST ONE Maximum power to the last one.
nastyboiatl: blackgayscatnigga: naughtylatinfreak: royalpain24: How me and boyfriend should be every morning if I had one. And they’re playing my song. This was one of the hottest fucks I ever seen I came twice Nice ATL shit eaters hit me up
castielswaywardtimelady: thewinchesterswagger: in mystery spot when dean died 100 times, what if each time death was the one who took him. what if they had a little bonding session every time he died and got closer but then dean forgot everything when
just-shower-thoughts: I think Disney World could make a lot of money if they had an exclusive one week vacation that was 21+ that sold alcohol and had live concerts.
maoriboy6969: nastyboiatl: blackgayscatnigga: naughtylatinfreak: royalpain24: How me and boyfriend should be every morning if I had one. And they’re playing my song. This was one of the hottest fucks I ever seen I came twice Nice ATL shit eaters
brownbrotha: maoriboy6969: nastyboiatl: blackgayscatnigga: naughtylatinfreak: royalpain24: How me and boyfriend should be every morning if I had one. And they’re playing my song. This was one of the hottest fucks I ever seen I came twice
mysexploring: Janet and Michelle really liked this set up, they were glad that fate had forced them to share an apartment. They were a great team hook men, even multiple men at once. And they would fuck one at a time, even if they had others waiting,
I had to go buy steel toe shoes for work (why im not lifting things or anything but okk) and they were all super ugly and expensive but the shoe guy was so cute and nice and helped me pick out the ‘cutest’ ones and they have purple on the inside
///Sees all the elderlystuck drama on my dash and i’m just jesus christ everyone needs to calm the heck down no, no one not a kid OR EVEN another adult should tell an adult what they should or shouldn’t like especially if they’re just
miszbehave: johnniewaswolf: I always resist the urge to tell Mexicans to be quiet because they weren’t the first ones on this land, either, so if you really wanna talk about borders, let’s discuss how the current ones are a European invention and
dominian-dracologist: innistrad’s dragons may be rare, but never underestimate their power. Sinister balefires can destroy whole armies, serene moonveils can empower allies, fierce archwings, if they survive combat, fly away only to return to the
If twins have telepathy and can feel what the other one is feeling, if they had sex together, would their orgasm be twice as enjoyable?
quick yang+blake comic inspired by a sad dream i had last night ‘ n ‘(if u ship the bees i would politely recommend skipping this, unless u like angsty stuff i suppose. )
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