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They no longer commiserated about the trouble they kept having with crazy, bitchy girlfriends. No more expensive dates followed by fickle or demanding females. They had made a pact. If at least one of them didn’t have a steady girlfriend by the end
snippstheslammer:Which horse genitalia do you prefer? They’re both gorgeous but it would help if I could see the one in the back close up. If I had to pick one, I tentatively choose the one in the foreground if only because I prefer black horse cocks
“Whichever one of you cums first has to stay.”That is what told them when they woke up, naked on his floor. They had no idea where they were. They only had his promise that the winner could leave, if she wanted to. Of course he knew what would really
sensualhumiliation: Their cruel captor had forced them to dress in different embarrassing ways and then had obliged them to make a sexual show just for his pleasure. If they are not obedient, more than six men will rape them one by one (fact that is
They had decided that their Latvian maid, Iveta, would look good pregnant. The deal was a simple one: he would have sex with her every night until she was impregnated and in return her salary would be doubled. If, however, she was caught using form of
If she had loosen up one button, they would popp out
She wasn’t sure she wanted another boy toy. Her last one had been disappointing. But the Institute had a quality reputation and an exchange program in the first 30 days. Maybe if they showed her one that made her smile.
If you don’t know who axandapple is yet, well, you are missing out. I had a chance to work with these ladies multiple times while living in Austin and it was such a great time. They are now based in LA but still making gorgeous quality jewelry and
art-of-domination: They had been working up to this night for months. It had been a topic of discussion for weeks. What it would mean. If it would change anything. They both contemplated whether they were ready for it. One night at dinner,
What was just a simple shower now had turned terribly wrong for the three dragonesses who were finishing up after their cheerleader practice. One of the men held a gun, aimed and ready to fire if they did not comply. Even if they wanted to resist him,
Weird Camping wetting dream When I went to bed I had a dream that I was camping with one of my friends, we were hiking to a camp site and the few days that passed I didn’t pee.. dream me thought it was too scary to pee in the woods so just refused to
004mog: I invited everyone overNo one has RSVPed so if no one comes that means I can nap instead of clean the apartment right. I just want to let everyone know in light of my shit weekend that this get-together DID happen, had only quality people in
Okay, now that the fog has cleared a little, I’m just going to try to make one thing clear, and let this lie. Constructive criticism. You can send me it. I accept it and I listen to it. If you preface it with “please don’t publish”
sooyoungchoi: We had posted a cover and we noticed this one started to become a lot more viral than usual. Two weeks later, we got an email from [Beyoncé’s] team and they were asking us if they could post the video and if we were signed. We were
ayries: #i’m pretty sure if this wasn’t a show anyone has seen before they’d initially think they had a one night stand that had bruce pregnant etc you know This kinda breaks my heart, even though it kinda makes me laugh.
thelandofmercuin: They had been trained. The minotaurs’ massive stallion cocks hurt, but they knew it’d be a lot more painful if they resisted, so all they could do was cry out as the minotaurs tested them, one by one.
monotonebaccon: vann-haal:the-goddamazon: thesushiowl: An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had
sailor-soup replied to your post: Steven Universe - If Every Porkchop W… I was starting to get mad cuz they didn’t make one for SU They had print and billboard versions but not a TV ad, I figured it was because they wanted to wait until they
I wonder if the Gems always had the ability communicate verbally or if it was something they developed over time. I kinda picture it like one minute they couldn’t talk and the next the could, just like that. If that’s the case I can’t
There was a “Birthstones” category on Jeopardy! today and my little sister was so excited. She was like “we’re going to love this category!” and hi-fived me after all the ones that were SU Gems
For no reason other than my own interest, I have decided on Risk of Rain character classes for the Crystal Gems.Garnet would be the Loader, Amethyst would be Acrid, and Pearl would be the Mercenary.Steven, I don’t think he’d be one but if I had to
I wonder if the Funko Pop Vinyl figures of the Gems are going to be of the first outfits they had on the show or the ones they currently have. I mean, I’m assuming it’s going to be their first outfits but I like their current ones more so
mslydiabennet: Guys, one of my friends on Facebook was so excited that Taco Bell was bringing back the Beefy Crunch Burrito that she posted a message on their Facebook wall and asked them if they had a poster that she could get and hang up in her room.
charlottan:skeletons could BONE each other at a RAVEYARD and someone might tell them to get a TOMB. if i had one wish from the genie i would ask it to blow up every tesla car no matter how close they are to people
hahairuinedyou: tom-sits-like-a-whore: every girl has had one of those “holy shit am i pregnant” scares when their period comes late even if they’re virgins especially if they’re virgins at least one of those virgins becomes convinced she’s
They were a sexual tag team, if you wanted one you had to take both…
kellyleighmiller: Have you guys seen those Artomat machines? If not, check them out here because they are pretty cool: Artomat Website For my grad program, we had to create a product as though it would sell in one of the Artomat machines. They had to
bluehairedmullet: I’ve had a thought What if, in the anime, since they’re most likely not going to be doing anything romantic route related, Aoba successfully performs Scrap on all of the boyfriends and thus, saves all of them? Not just one of them
What girls wold do if they had a penis for one day:
sherrocked: I asked my dad (because he’s a scientist) if he had ever been hit on by a gay radio host and he screamed “IT WAS ONE TIME. I’M NOT GAY”
kataraasbitch:i mean,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, they said it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,just had som pride vibes heehee 💜 also i had a bunch of trouble with zuko’s flag so i’m sorry if that isn’t the actual gay flag 😔😔 it’s just the one i saw the
What if the Big Bang occurred because Primus and Unicron were fragging and they had one hell of an overload…?
marksirena: Comicstrip: Kingdom Hearts Dad ©2013 one day I thought to myself, im a fanboy of kh, but how do those hardcore fans that are super obsess, act if they had a kid.
coolcatgroup: coolcatgroup: captainadwen: when my pets do the whole ‘sleep chase’ thing i always feel compelled to ask them if they had a good dream Remember that one gif of that cat crashing their bike in their sleep????, THIS
maddlesmousechowicz: mslydiabennet: Guys, one of my friends on Facebook was so excited that Taco Bell was bringing back the Beefy Crunch Burrito that she posted a message on their Facebook wall and asked them if they had a poster that she could get
cameoamalthea: marksirena: Comicstrip: Kingdom Hearts Dad ©2013 one day I thought to myself, im a fanboy of kh, but how do those hardcore fans that are super obsess, act if they had a kid. I’ve been informed I cannot name my child Axel or Sephiroth
kururugi-chan:i just found live bugs in my wheat thins………………………… If they’re anything like the ones we had where I live they are a menace. They will get into everything that isn’t in a sealed plastic container… We had to throw
buttermelow: Arthur: [talking about working with the babies] I was quite nervous… but they were twins, they had a spare, in case, if anything did happen, I think, if we’d have dropped one, there was another one as back-up. That’s how it works,
one-time-i-dreamt: I had to attack these orange monsters with Mountain Dew, because it would turn them green and render them harmless. Tthey were connected to meters on the wall that showed if they needed to be sprayed with more Mountain Dew or not.
dietchola: phoenix-falls: dietchola: if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money me too and they know I’m a lesbian oh my god
splaturd: charliehiddles: vanimore: Lots of villages in the UK have turned red telephone boxes into mini libraries, just take a book and leave one behind. A lovely idea. :) So British. if they had this in America all the books would be stolen the
thatfunnyblog: Guys, one of my friends on Facebook was so excited that Taco Bell was bringing back the Beefy Crunch Burrito that she posted a message on their Facebook wall and asked them if they had a poster that she could get and hang up in her room.
THEY BOTH CAN GET IT, BUT IF I HAD TO PICK ONE THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS FINE AS FUCK!
contexxxt: Jessie always wondered if it was her. She tried desperately to figure out why after all of the things they had done to, with, and on each other, her brother never wanted to cum inside of her. Finally, that afternoon on their parents’ bed,
texaslove2013: royalpain24: How me and boyfriend should be every morning if I had one. And they’re playing my song. Hot!!!!!Follow me: http://texaslove2013.tumblr.com
lostnaked: I’d buy these to my gf if I had one. they are so nice! :P
94-s: i seriously, would purchase my girlfriend a pair of these if i had one.because a) they’re so attractive.
One Direction were asked if they've had any embarrassing moments on stage. Harry said he couldn't think of any.
zayrandomness2015: royalpain24: How me and boyfriend should be every morning if I had one. And they’re playing my song. Damn!
if i had a kid id secretly get one of those clap on clap off light switches wired to their computer and if they ignored me id just clap and their computer would shut down and id be like yeah that fukin right son u look at me when im talking to u
I just watched a video saying that women (at least in their country) are supposed to get their first pap test when they are 25 but im positive I got mine when I was 17-18 (also my first breast exam and the lady was like ‘oh its easy to feel lymph nodes
thefirstlordofthering: why do y’all put mental illnesses in your bio if you had one you’d realise it’s not a bragging point For some people it’s a huge self identifier, a big part of who they are. It’s not really anybody’s place to police
NOW MY PARENTS SAID THEY SAW A FRIGGEN FIN BEHIND ME AND THEY DONT KBOW IF IT WAS A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK SO I HAD TO COME IN MALACHITE YOU WATER BLOCKING LITTLE SHIT