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genies: If u sit during a concert you’re weak and you won’t survive the apocalypse
unclefather: i think my parents would yell at me if i died
relaxed-laidforthegods: If Callie died I would probably have to choose between her funeral and the Glammy’s
kimyoujinis186cmofpuregoodness: Let’s give Seo Do Yoon a lot of 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 for being the best, most tough, understanding and reliable ride or die body guard / friend towards Kang Chul The true MVP here tbh
m-l-m-h: shesherowngod: Skating in 70s. Laura Thornhill. goals I’ve never done this with no hands. Looks pretty. I need to buy a board. When I was little I use to tell my mom that if I died I wanted to be buried with my skateboard. Sooooo
yesings: what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is
hikariix: I will tell your story if you die I will tell your story and keep you alive the best I can
audivinity: If I die young, bury me in satin
snazziest: if i die young it better be from eating raw cookie dough
warp3dwhore: do you ever just sit there and think “if i died tomorrow, who would actually give a shit?”
kramergate: straightallies: mymindsecho: straightallies: You can use me as your “gay friend” in arguments with people only if you pay me 赨 each time Oh god, I would owe so much money. So much. All the time. I’m like the quirky straight in
legalmexican: tangdynastie: theunpopularblogger: just-tea-thanks: thot-about-dick: drunktrophywife: Miley Cyrus, lgbtqia+ icon Yikes Okay I’m fully sold, drag the bitch. Drag her under a bus. Did this bitch just say that she roofies people
medievaldendrophile: cuteiemonster: lesbian-tm: beyondbeerus: peggy-against-ddlg: Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome. Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah nope.
beaky-peartree: estpolis: samael: dimetrodone: Blatent ~weird kink art~ isnt shocking to me anymore, but shit that feels fetishy but cant tell if it is or not like Constable-frozen or ASMR videos are weird and uncomfortable for me Several people call
cmder: dovahkiin-official: duxwontobey: cmder: ignoredpotato: I’m a boy? this post instantly turns all cis dudes into girls on sight Yeah, and it gives me incredible dysphoria. Seriously, when is this meme going to die? Haven’t AFAB people
enecoo: enecoo: xcross15: enecoo: “We shouldn’t punch nazis” What a bloody joke But you can’t punch people if they aren’t breaking any laws. That would give grounds for a criminal case against you. We should just continue not caring
kittenkhaleeesi: I never thought anything bad could happen to Harrison Ford??? I just figured he was immortal???? I don’t even know what I would have done if he died someone put that man in a bubble make sure nothing bad happens he’s a national treasure.
wheninromero: If I die young bury me in Adam Driver’s ass
A piece of my soul died today.
Reblog if you have ever cried over a song from a Musical
jackfrostish: what if i die and my last thought is “mmm watcha say”
thehootmess: joaquinterrero: thehootmess: joaquinterrero: joaquinterrero: hey rb this and tag ur sexuality/gender and what loot you would drop if u died in a video game why have multiple people just said hair. what does that mean WAIT I FORGOT
keepcalmandcarrieunderwood: just-shower-thoughts: If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them. They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too
trashfirefallon: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: “Should I lick the science?” forensic science edition: look, if you have to ask, you’re in the wrong line of work. “Should I lick the science?” sociology edition: the IRB
cyelatm: cyelatm: The U.S. government wants to kill many people at the moment, including transgender people like me, the creator of this comic. If I die because of the government I won’t be able to make a comic anymore, which is bad. Please reblog
sasukepositive: every shonen character: i’m 11 and i dont care if i die
crunchwrapofnotredame: otakuconvention: eating a jolly rancher filled gummie if tumblr dies before the end of the year i want everyone to know this was the best post
dreamingbiggest: hubby-wan-kenobi: simonjadis: “but how could Palpatine be in Episode IX if he died???” ……. have any of you heard the legend of darth plageuis the wise? Also. ALSO. This could be Disney leaning into the Star Wars EU books.
hatingongodot:hatingongodot:Getting into an argument with my partner because I said they should eat my body if I die before them in a survival situation and they refuse to entertain the notion. “I’m not saying you should kill me, I’m
jimmyfury:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:solarpoweredcreature:sandersstudies:Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son” Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly
lembasinseason: Why do we care for people who won’t even care if we died the next day
justasweird: eliaes: weloveshortvideos: “Don’t fall, don’t fall” where is the rest of this video i need to know if she died YOOOO
odinsblog: If I Die In Police Custody…In 2k15 America, Black people now have to proactively and publicly declare for the record that we, like anyone else, would neither lynch ourselves nor commit suicide while in police custody. This is (apparently)
rampagey:littleyaoithings:Yes I support gay rights. Yes I would care if you died. No I’m not going to reblog that post. And i’m especially not going to reblog seven pages worth of colorful gifs of people patting their back because they’re not homophobic.
loshka: fatgirlopinions: moonblossom: sassyandpunk: ireallyluvdogs: witwitch: lachatteestvivante: just-shower-thoughts: In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance. I don’t know if this is true or..Like,
dvacomalfoy: no offence but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all
just-shower-thoughts: If you die during an orgasm, you’re coming and going at the same time.
askgrindel: If I die, I want my closest friend to come to my funeral dressed as the grim reaper. He will walk up to my casket, stand there for 2 minutes, then leave. He will not say a single fucking word during this.
pudding-is-the-new-fondue: vaspim: if i die just engrave whatever text post of mine that got the highest notes on my tombstone
