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“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
nintendonut1: unknownnnnn123-deactivated20171: “If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert and whatever you do, don’t die. Because if you die outside your own game, you don’t regenerate. Ever. Game over.” - Sonic the Hedgehog SONIC
14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
mahou-kanade: botanicalwitch: once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died
phlogistinators: recentgooglesearches: if you die in a fur suit, will you still be wearing it in heaven if you die in a fursuit youre not going to heaven
whilst-farting-i: rerolatable: sitcomdadvegeta: if you die in Monopoly you die in real life since when is it possible to die in monopoly idk man i kinda want to die when i play monopoly
liquefied-dreamscape: “They’ll never forgive you if I fall from here. They’ll never forgive you if I die, and you’ll die too.”
botanicalwitch:once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.
Delphine: If you let her die without me, it is personal. Hell yeah it is!! It’s gonna be so personal if someone dies next week. *looking at you Graeme Manson*
ingredior: baelor: i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die “if i die”
noblehumor: 14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
fuck-kirk: smarchit: if i die young bury me in a starfleet uniform hell if i die old fuckin bury me in a starfleet uniform
My sister is going to live. By the skin of her teeth. She almost died. I knew if she died, I would too. I could feel my heart dying inside me and now I completely understand why people die of grief and broken hearts.
I won't quit until I die. I won't give up even if I cry. Cause if I die regretting my life, then I know I'm gunna regret that I didn't try.
stories-of-imagination: lizmapes: equestrian-equine: sleepyrockbell: okay, but imagine if fma had been adapted into a musical oh snap snap spark spark “IF I DIE, LET ME DIE” “LET AL BE! LET AL LIVE~!” #a song about human
imcronkin: snoopdoggey: if i die, please bury me in one of two poses: 1. t-pose 2. you know i had to do it to em If I die
beetledrink: so many people like “if i die mysteriously don’t let true crime girls make videos about me in front of string light backdrops” well that COULD NOT be me. if i die mysteriously those girls are the only people even allowed to talk about
gaymenaredivineincarnate: theeforvendetta: Devos said “only 0.02% of children would die” if schools reopened. It’s 14,000 kids. that she just said it’s ok if they die. These people are genocidal and inhumane. I hate it here. It’s not just
rasec-wizzlbang:phlogistinators: recentgooglesearches: if you die in a fur suit, will you still be wearing it in heaven if you die in a fursuit youre not going to heaven this is the plot of the companions questline in skyrim
kisshugger: skelefolk: kisshugger: rickyskaggs: die in canada, respawn in tim hortons, etc Die in tim hortons, ascend to heaven: north no if you die in canada you die in real life im having a double double in iceburg heaven and i assure you this
At my heart i am a stubborn, pain in the ass survivalist. We all are. Adrenaline is a hell of a thing xD I’ll die when I’m dead and fuck you if you try to kill me before that.
liarloki: guys no one died mary and john are having a little girl no one died if sherlock died it would break mycroft’s heart no one died mary wasn’t using john the line “john watson is in danger” brought sherlock back from the dead “william
thecraziethewizard: If I fall if I die know I lived it to the fullestIf I fall if I die know I lived and missed some bulletsJeremiah Probodanu
i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die “if i die”
botanicalwitch: once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.
geekgirlsmash: satanlickmydick: cmnedark: adultnapped: isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die Actually! Fun fact! If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced”
2bainzz: khaleesinewbooty: u ever just jammin the fuck out in the car and suddenly think “what if i died right now? what if i died listening to Beautiful Liar? what if the last words i heard were ‘nobody likes being played’???” one time Timber
