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cybergay: if i had a kid id secretly get one of those clap on clap off light switches wired to their computer and if they ignored me id just clap and their computer would shut down and id be like yeah that fukin right son u look at me when im talking
mslindsayanne: cybergay: if i had a kid id secretly get one of those clap on clap off light switches wired to their computer and if they ignored me id just clap and their computer would shut down and id be like yeah thats fukin right son u look at me
clonepa2:i love staying out of the loop. like, “lol whats happening?” i dont fucking know!
nedsseveredhead: Id like to apologize to all the Dragon Age characters ive yelled at because I misread the tone of a dialogue option
arondeus:i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house
firerulezz116:arondeus:i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon
watchtheskytonight:diannaluvslea:sillylittleshoteka:spontaneousfangasm: sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party Satan’s my homie, dawg!
Senior year was great because i had elevated. Not giving a shit about my future to an art form. Theyd be like “hey, you did really well on your SAT and ACT, are you considering college Mr. Granger?” and id be like “lol no, imma be dead
when i was younger i had a weird relationship with this lady who had kids older than me and it was real awkward going over to her house to do what we did and her kids would treat me like they were my dad asking about my homework and shit and id be like
watchtheskytonight: diannaluvslea: sillylittleshoteka: spontaneousfangasm: sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
gaygraybles:if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter
jopara: my brown ass will never admit that something im eating is too spicy. i could be crying and id be like “no, esto no pica nada” idc
lebritanyamor:goochie-mane:Imagine if niggas was like “yo I only want inny pussy, if it looks like anything else I don’t want it” you’d be sick sitting there pouting with ya lips out looking like your pussy LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO INNY PUSSY
spontaneousfangasm: sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party i started to laugh and then i realized that this is
watchtheskytonight:diannaluvslea: sillylittleshoteka: spontaneousfangasm: sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
thecapn: can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body i’m not gonna do it but can u imagine
wemightdietomorrow:This says a lot about people.
swagneato: needsmoreexplosions: swagneato: full offense but if magneto showed up on my doorstep today and was like “youre a human, mutants are superior and it’s time for you to die” id be like youre right my man. take me out i like the implication
mrcraabs: i’m gonna become a drug dealer right and when someone says ‘can i score some coke’ id be like ‘is pepsi ok’ and they would probably just stab me but it would be a laugh
watchtheskytonight: diannaluvslea:sillylittleshoteka:spontaneousfangasm: sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
watchtheskytonight: diannaluvslea: sillylittleshoteka: spontaneousfangasm: sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets
ohjoyspacecowboy: Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what
ohjoyspacecowboy:Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what
i dont think i can ever get married like im so serious we’d be on our honeymoon and id be like youre kind of annoying i think its time you left
id be lying if i said im not down for you
if i had a kid id secretly get one of those clap on clap off light switches wired to their computer and if they ignored me id just clap and their computer would shut down and id be like yeah that fukin right son u look at me when im talking to u
jaclcfrost: 18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word
I wonder a lot if I was in porn what category I would be in like can I still pass for ‘babysitter’ or am I an old hecker now. but lesbian for sure tho, sign me up.
nandinos: i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time
wlw:im such an affectionate mutual….i just want all of my mutuals to know I love them….like I could not know a thing abt u and id be like wow…ur doing great sweetie!!! i love u!!!!
katniss-whateverdeen: spontaneousfangasm: sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party i started to laugh and then i
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:snow-white-and-little-red replied to your… It’s okay WE CAN REBUILD THEM LIKE RUBYS ARM You would not BELIVE how down for that I’d be
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zukkaoru:ALTALTALTi made these a while ago but i feel like today is a good day to share them with the worldinspired by (of course) feels like we only go backwards by @oldpotatoe (id in alt text)
