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Sissy Bimbo Angie wants to be pimped out, used & abused as anyone sees fit. I want to be treated like the whore she is. She likes to be tied up and humiliated because she’s here to please you and game for everything!This sissy thanks you for making
Here I am again being totally late but it was Jean and Jeanbo’s birthday a few days ago so here’s a thing! Happy Birthday to these two-toned trash angels! <3
littlepuppygirl: it doesn’t matter how dumb you look. id your owner wants you like that, you’ll be like that.
mmm-cummmm: id love for her to ride my ass deep like this but id be content eating her ass as she rides him
skater110599: wizardpunk: i just got this wrong number text and was like “that can’t possible be a real name” and i googled it and was led to bobbi babalooney’s website which autoplays the single best and most ridiculous jingle i have ever
the only thing that offends me about this ask is the fact that you’d think id be offended by the thought that something i conjured turned out into something like kim possible. i havent watched the show sense like forever but i remember it being
I absolutely love it when these shorts come around or even just when new Steven Universe content that no one knew about gets released at a random time and it’s just an impropmtu fandom revival at like 7 in the morning
grifalinas:salamencerobot:corantus:an important thing that i feel like a lot of people don’t know when getting commissions is that. when an artist asks for visual refs of an oc, it doesn’t have to be polished art or anything it can literally be something
settingyou-free: The quality I admire most about post apocalyptic teenagers is their ability to not swear every other word they’d call my name for the hunger games and Id be like “nah fuck this shit”
dorothy-cotton: dorothy-cotton: you know whats weird when people draw shotas with huge dicks like if i wanted huge dicks do you really think id be looking at shota do you ever worry youre on like a government list somewhere
byunbaekku-deactivated20140611: can we just talk about how adorable chanyeol is when he meets k.will Id be like that too if I was meeting K.will
eymbeeart: Glynda Goodwitch for a commissioner.I think i told a anon id be doing a RWBY thing and here it is.Still haven’t watched the show and im still not very interested in it,but i like this character. This will be colored later when i open regular
frottage-core:sabertoothwalrus:sabertoothwalrus:why is deciding what to eat so exhausting. I JUST figured that out several hours ago and now I have to do it again?? why can’t I be like a gila monster and eat a large meal and be good for a few months[ID:
glumshoe: vampireapologist:Ents as state park naturalists is adorable but their tree ID hikes would be wild bc you’d be like “what’s that tree” and it’d be like “we’ve never met. I don’t know its name” and you’re like …… .I
rose-owl: bezakonik: bot-dad: bezakonik: rogergalvan: bezakonik: may I be gay on main? okay, cool, thanks…so here’s the thing; id really like to be held right now Want to meet local singles and sexy women today? Join one of the best adult
keysmashsound: ok this is gold cosnfos id be like “nevermind”
jdinwv: like me and my blog?.. please help me!!.. needing help is already humiliating… having to beg is the worst feeling i’ve ever had.. i’m sorry.. please be kind enough to help me out a little, id be forever grateful.. please help😔 i
vicioussuggestion:i literally have been so conditioned to believe that i dont deserve nice things that i could be offered unconditional love from someone i love in return and id just be like “fuck i…i gotta go”
Like, if i were in porn, id be so radical. My name would be Frankenstein, and id have fake bolts coming out of the side of my neck, and id be so rad.
tunabatter: well its decrotive if i was in a house that had squared boiled eggs id be like “damn… damn that egg square yo” and then i’d leave that house and that person forever.
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thowra replied to your post: speaking of anachronistic terminology,… that sounds so cis its unbelievable i bet they teach about cisphobia in there AH YES I’m imagining the professor being like “…now class, we’ve been
@anon yes i am but if that person is bad i would like to be informed of it rather than left ignorant to it
djbangdatbeat: fp36675: fp36675: My TYPE!! Ass all over the place! 😵 Had to reblog one more time, this my favorite post!! The Hips and Booty, that’s a keeper for a True Ass man like me!! 😫 Count me in on ass like that id be scopin too
sobeitjayt:I know my dick too well If a girl try to give me a handjob id be lowkey scared like what if she jerk too hard and it snap or somethin you cant just be puttin ya meat in anybody hand
the-winchesters-tho: daughterofdoctorandrose: catherinetheokay: #it looks like a silly gif #but surprise its actually really scary #I’d be fucking scared too if the King of Hell fixed my bowtie Idk what you’re talking about. Id be flattered.
goroftw: the sweet scent of christmas is in the air.. :³ … id rather like to jerk off and play gta like every other day, but you know. for some reasons, it seems to be a very special day cuz some famous mexican guy died or something.
tfootielover: dirtygaymedia: freakk-juntt: Cumshots after a morning of edging be like… Love to be riding his morning wood and getting my ass flooded with his big cum load. wow that was a big load all right …id love to stroke it and have it shoot
walt1992: Imagine walking on the beach and you see this hyna laying like that?!? Fuck dog id pull my dick out and let that mother fucker hang out my shorts n be like what’s brackin mama? Whatchu tryna do tonight?!?
taylorswift: taylorswiftsdad: taylorswiftnoticed: taylorswiftsdad: when your ex man brings his new girlfriend and she’s like oh my god but you’re just gonna shake Taylor Liked on 11/19/14 i cant believe this is real i never thought id be on
pochowek: Imagine living in feudal japan and getting assassinated with a shuriken. you know how hard its gotta be to hit someone with that thing? i wouldnt even be mad. id ascend to heaven and meet god-sama and he’d be like…… sir look at your death
homokommari:homokommari:homokommari:america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser hereif i got rescued by a superhero id be like “theres a 50% chance u are a secret billionaire, go kill off bezos if u really
Fuck if i were a girl id be sooooooo slutty like extremely slutty like youd need a crow bar to pry me away from whoever im fucking at any given moment
kitfisto: id make tinder just bc it seems funny but id never wanna actually meet anyone and id be too scared ppl i kno would see me Try having tinder in a small town it’s like three people amd five of them you have already said no way
rcktpwr: id be willing to host like a demon or some kinda cosmic entity for power but definitely NOT a lovecraftian horror type situation. i want otherworldly power but cmon i need to be able to at least partially relate to the creature using my meat
heedra:i wonder what childhood is like for invertebrates. a lot of being like “oh FUCK. im small” id suppose.
hungwy: if i were an amoeba id be like fuck yes i love this. im contracting my vacuole. im inching towards bacterias. and now im dissolving a nutrients ❤
transboydororo:if i were a caveman id be the caveman that invented the word ‘the’ but also all the other cavemen would be like ‘ugh there dunga bunga go again 🙄🙄🙄🙄 we so sick of him say THE cave THE mammoth THE spear. he THE jerk.’
mookie-is-mindless-for-girls: amplitudeandexcursion: there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN id be like unh unh harry getcho big ass down.
mookie-is-mindless-for-girls: meghanbluebird: discovergeneralmills: Walk in. See this. Wat do? Depends, do you own a dog? id be like “henry getcho muhfuckin ass down off my clean ass refrigerator!”
blackgirlsvevo: as an ethnic person I have way too much damn pride like I refuse to admit anything is spicy like the holy spirit could come down from heaven with a hedge of fire to put around my head bc what I ate was too hot n id still be like “na:)h
boston1972:Id be like the bloke on the left if i saw this wrestler
scrapes: if i didnt have dark circles id be cuter… but fuck being cute when you can be mysterious and sexy with eyes like daggers
lordsnow: “I’m going to check into a hotel,” she grins, “and they’ll be like, ‘Can I see some ID?’ And I’ll be like, ‘Yeah, you can.’ BAM. That will be great.” (x)
sexpulse: wow i thought that by senior year id be like hot or something but no im still my ugly awkward self life sucks
cause i fucking like you. cause she doesnt deserve you. cause i could do better. cause i wouldnt cheat. or lie. or hurt you. or fuck you over. cause id love you just the way you deserve to be loved. cause id be better. (yeah i said it) thats fucking why.
dustydeath: antarctification: antarctification: drunk tattoos id be okay with actually even if i wasnt drunk id be ok with this this is like my life motto
is it bad that im just waiting on Nepeta to come back so i can gather up screenshots of anons that told me she’s boring/useless/and has nothing to do with anything thats going on rn and then make a post w/ them and be like “i hope you guys
man now i really wish i had a 3ds capture card, i can’t send in my 3ds or anything to get it modded so my only option is to buy one with a capture card already installed, a 2ds option is cheaper but hhh, i can’t afford it but i sooo wish
coltre: I am so bad at catching subtle signals on a first date like you could hire someone with a plane to skywrite our names with hearts all over the sky and once at home id still be like ‘mmm do they like me tho’
amaranthdesires:I know it’s a dumb way of thinking but sometimes I think id be better of with twenty or so years experience of having close friends and like being comfortable in social settings. Or like start learn how to find form and maintain
velmapuffs:This whole pandemic feels like being in elementary school assembly and we can’t fucking leave because THAT DUMBASS GROUP OF POPULAR KIDS WON’T JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT STILL SO THE REST OF US CAN BE DISMISSED DAMMITSorry this
agayjason-deactivated20220708:Earlier today in a scene my domme was degrading me and making fun of me for wanting to cum and they were like “have you ever heard of a fleshlight that cums??? Of course not, now be a good toy” and holy shit holy shit
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id-be-lying: I. Want. An. Ass. Like. This!!!
eternal-fractal:homokommari:homokommari:homokommari:america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser hereif i got rescued by a superhero id be like “theres a 50% chance u are a secret billionaire, go kill off
