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not-a-comedian: Art trade with friend at school :D thisssssssssmmmh that’s some good shit right thereGive me your lineart skills /(;0;)/
kalliste-crystals: kissesformabitches: they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke THIS IS LITERALLY ME I SHIT YOU NOT. I HAVE 2 DAYS TO DO MY SENIOR PROJECT AHGSHGIOSGHSP
ThePornBro was chilling on Chaturbate when he saw a woman in one of those Muslim garb things, face not visible, I shit you not. You can see her pussy but not her face. Love it! Right then ThePornBro knew that Chaturbate was the cam site for him. Oh sure,
tvrbulence: 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 4: What do you think about most? 5: What does your latest text message from
makotou-niijima: me: “that Pokemon looks cool”Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s
Now I may not get down on my knees very often…what with my size requirement and all….BUT…when I DO, THIS is how I roll..and I shit you not.(Except for the mask thing…LOL…though it’s not like I’m opposed to it! LOL)
the-adhd-society: intrepid-inattentive: thatadhdmood: I asked my friend whether she has a constant inner dialougue going on, and she said no. And I’m like?????? How can you not?? Are peoples heads silent most of the time???? Are they not constantly
caloriqe:mckillington: i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma: agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional? nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays. One shits you not Also acceptable:
shloominaty: educating-antis: I shouldn’t even need to say this but apparently I do. see this post is great in concept until you see op An objectively true statement but also it’s not ok to ship incest/pedophilia/lack of consent shit!!
injureddreams: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @wuffen !! I hope you have/had a great time ♥ Some Anders and Matias for you! I AM SCREAMING I CAN’TOH MY GODthis is so beautiful i’m gonna cry aaaAAAAAAAAAAA YOU’RE TOO GOOD TO ME I LOVE YOU I NEED TO LIE DOWN
caloriqe:mckillington:i-zelyonii-popugai:mustbekarma:agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional? nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays. One shits you not Also acceptable:
mjwatson: holy shit you guysholy shit holy fuck we are not worthy we do not deserve to live on the same planet this does
Do not repost my shit. Do not repost my shit. Do not repost my shit. DO NOT REPOST MY SHIT.
dranxis: So what is the show “Hunter x Hunter” about, you ask? Well, y'all be taking shit so far out of context for the sake of a joke it’s not even funny goddamn. Edit - This shit did not look this weird in the manga, is this really what
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i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma: agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional? nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays. One shits you not Also acceptable: This author shits
toasty-coconut: AGGRON THE MOTHERFUCKING CERTIFIED BAD ASS. YOU SEE THIS SHIT? YOU SEE THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? AGGRON ISN’T JUST ANY NORMAL MOTHER FUCKING BAD ASS, HE’S AN EXTREME BAD ASS. NOT ONLY DOES AGGRON EAT FUCKING IRON FOR BREAKFAST BUT IT
transmisogynykills: “Some men feel that too much responsibility for preventing sexual assault has been put on their shoulders” We’re telling you not to rape people and you think the bar’s never been higher
closettherapist: trillgamesh: firefoxshawty: andrusi: weeaboobs: senpaitheking: That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna
caloriqe:mckillington:i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma: agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional? nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays. One shits you not Also acceptable:
First dog this morning was a complete shave down. No big thing except the poor thing was a 7 month old Jack Russell Terrier. Yes. This little shit (from wikipedia) I shit you not, the owner wanted the poor dude shaved down to nothing because “he
leanna-ashgrove replied to your post: anonymous asked:did you not see t…lol that anon act like you said it was ok to do that shit when you were just adding a personal comment like. Calm down anon, chill. Holy Moly this one of the reason I hate
IF DONALD TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO ARE GOING TO VOTE THIRD PARTY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT SHIT. YOU COULD HAVE HELPED. YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS. BUT YOU CHOSE TO FEED INTO YOUR MORAL SUPERIORITY COMPLEX OVER STOPING
daddynoooo: doubtmenot-: brokebitchantics: bigeisamazing: It’s the ever reliable “black friend” 😨 Damn son. Wow @naacp why are you not vetting your chapter leaders?
discreet420mseeking69mforvaping:OH SHIT you know what else i forgot is this WONDERFUL essay on die antwoord’s entire performance as blackface. not just their literal use of blackface. like, they’d be racist even if they didn’t do that and this
chokesngags: kayygotkakez: lilsleepyboy: sleezed: Every girl has a nasty side. It just takes the right nigga to bring that out. And sometimes you not that nigga fam. AND SOMETIMES YOU NOT THAT NIGGA FAM. 😂 that repeat tho. True tho. Andsometimes
If your spending New years eve at home not doin shit reblog this !!🙌🏽✨ You not alone lol
sexymom94: strawberry-kisu: daddyslittlesugarplumpixie: Girls do not post nudes/sexual images online to receive propositions from disgusting men. The majority of the time girls post nsfw pictures of themselves to gain confidence and feel better about
corieeamelia: “you know you not pay they rent” 😂😂her face was priceless ! I fucks with Cardi heavy, she be wildin but she not no dummy.
thechubbycincinno: knowledgeequalsblackpower: huffingtonpost: There’s so much more to love than just her pantsuit collection. can you not? i’m voting for her okay. but don’t try to make me “like” her. it repulses me. and on top of it
alwaysbewoke: I don’t expect white supremacists to change so this post is for Black people who think it’s cool to shit on Haiti. Haiti is in the condition it is today because of you. Not in the sense that you did anything to Haiti but because white
clarknokent: dysfunctunal: me everyday Y'all be doin this to ppl in 1998 Honda Civics n shit. You ain’t gonna get anything but fucked up and an “I o u” ^^^say that!
me: *sees unsourced repost of friend’s art*me: how dare you
ngabriella18: mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? THIS IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE I SHIT YOU NOT
whes: mindyourstories: ghostofcommunism: mishmonkey:You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or
mckillington: i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma: agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional? nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays. One shits you not Also acceptable:
pixellexi: circuitfry: qozxe: wow um excuse me It’s kinda funny how jon always is drawn all fat and even acts on camera like he’s fat and you see him in the shirt and I shit you not I’m gonna say this he looks not so fat Arin please
itsjsilveira:somethingmissingthiswaycomes:missalsfromiram:This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it.
mintyskulls: A redraw of something I drew back in 2015 I still found amusing and as if some of y’all can predict shit, you kept asking for Axel in heels. So here you are, you thirsty heathensDo not repost or use anywhere without proper credit. Asked
ardhangini: choose a partner who is good for you. not good for your parents. not good for your image. not good for your bank account. choose someone who’s going to make your life emotionally fulfilling.
yo I have this bootleg Michael Jackson tshirt and it’s the silhouette of him on his toes, but it looks like he’s wearing Air Force 1’s I shit you not. It’s probably my favorite shirt.
naturee-feels: ibleedkalejuice: spacetiger-bonsai: titytwochainz: lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Bruhhhhhhh! You 80 bruh I’m not here for this fake shit. You not cryin and you not sorry This has brought
skelletoons: wholockedkelly: beggingforanythingbutreality: We shit you not PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THESE? YOU CAN GET CRUNCHIES IN NEW YORK CITY HOLY SHIT THEY’RE AMAZING
Because this is still not okay. What happened was not okay. And I don’t care if you think it was fine. It. was. NOT. okay. And you not giving any shits is definitely not okay.
Liking you is fucking useless. Caring for you, is wasting my time because you don’t care back. Everything I’ve done for you, has gone unappreciated. Putting myself through all the bullshit to make sure YOURE okay and not even worrying about
Not guilty. The Israeli captain who emptied his rifle into a Palestinian schoolgirl
starlighttwinkle-mlp: Look guys! If you look in the new theme and pause at the right time you can see sapphire and rubys colors when garnet summons her weapon!!! :D
imjustkt:naked-yogi: scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world,
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