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I don't normally go by he-said-she-said, but I remember reading somewhere you were transsexual. Is this true, or is this just someone making shit up?
inceztum: “I don’t know,” I said as Mom had her head in between my legs eating me out, "this feels sooo good, but it seems so wrong…" She stopped for a second and sighed before she said “You’re such a ungrateful shit,
broodingsoul:HOLY SHIT this woman at the gym was watching this dude do bicep curls at the gym, and he smiled and flexed and said “don’t worry I have a license for these” and she said “a learners permit doesn’t count as a license, are you about
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
4mysquad: Well said bro! #BlackPride Drake: “You got on that hot ass scarf right there, you might want to take this off. You don’t need to come out with that shit.” - so he never said the word hijab. I hate those fake journalism! If they don’t
whistling-as-time-goes-by: domcastier: # if you don’t love him you’re wrong # because come on how can you not love this sarcastic lil shit and this isn’t even including all the fantastic shit he said when he had no soul
This fucking rude guy didn’t ask if he could smoke here and now my head is swimming and i could puke. When he finished, he said our place and the neighborhood looks like shit. thanks dickhead
theuppitynegras: theboystheyloveme: reverseracism: anteroomofdeath87: Look what this piece of shit, Chris Rock, said yet Paula Deen lost everything for what she said? As always, people of color get away with everything. Didn’t know this tweet created
fckme2dad: Yeah……right….. no shit I’m serious Dude…. My little brother said he’d suck your cock and he’ll do it right now! And get this man….. HE ALSO SAID i COULD FUCK HIS ASSHOLE WHILE HE WAS SUCKING YOU OFF!!!! …………. so get
inceztum: “I don’t know,” I said as Mom had her head in between my legs eating me out, "this feels sooo good, but it seems so wrong…“ She stopped for a second and sighed before she said “You’re such a ungrateful shit, you
villaindragon: seominsoos: seominsoos: SonicFox won console player of the year again they really said trans rights!!!! This is the Good Shit™️ hope you guys know that sonicfox not only said trans rights, but is trans themself. a black nb gamer
villaindragon:liquipedia:liquipedia:SonicFox won console player of the year again they really said trans rights!!!! This is the Good Shit™️hope you guys know that sonicfox not only said trans rights, but is trans themself. a black nb gamer took their
nayx: “Um, Ms. Frizzle?” said Carlos. “What?” said Ms. Frizzle. “I’m gay,” said Carlos. Dorothy Ann looked like she was about to throw up “Why are you telling me this? I don’t give a shit and this has nothing to do with the lesson,”
lampsarepeopletoo: i got home and my dad said “THERE’S SPERM ON YOUR BED” and i was like shit did i forget to clean up this morning but then he said “go get it and bring it out here” and at this point im confused as shit so i go to my room
spicymenace: did-you-lose-your-compassion: belleresources-blog: :) This what I needed, shit No. Said is not dead. Words for dialogue other than “said” are jarring to the narrative and take most people out of the story. Put the way they said
quietly-islayem: thecoolestlame3: jabnyc00: aphreaux-king: swaywithb: theladyinthestripeddress: saito-91: honestlyyoungpersona: My eyes I think my eyes just threw up in their mouth Scariest shit I ever saw 😨 Somebody said this looked like
OMG THIS!haha today i was like– Me: aaron you don’t tell me shit anymore!! Aaron: UMMM WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T TALK SHIT.. YOU COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT YOUR CRAP ALL THE TIME!! Me: umm i never said i talk shit.. HEY I DON’T TALK
psy-faerie: So they said Dec 17th but they’re already pulling this shit Hey Tumblr: FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!
emotionalshavvty: audlindsey: armaniblanco: powrightinthekissser: alwaysbewoke: alwaysbewoke: blueklectic: He gone. He’s done. FYI, I’M REBLOGGING THIS SHIT 3 MAYBE 4 TIMES A DAY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. #RIGHTEOUSFIRE when he said
themysterywhichbindsmestill: ellen-deselfish: goreandmutilation: i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i Thats a fucking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing shit ever. “i said i was going to run away and
memewhore: lampsarepeopletoo: i got home and my dad said “THERE’S SPERM ON YOUR BED” and i was like shit did i forget to clean up this morning but then he said “go get it and bring it out here” and at this point im confused as shit so i
nasty-gal-mentality: istilllovehearingeveryrhyme: fierrrrrrce: IM SPEECHLESS This shit is the realest. Not even Pac could of said it better. gucci mane didn’t write that but okay.
jchilla01: lovemeabiggirl: techo2020: wakeupslaves: dangercurls: alwaysbewoke: alwaysbewoke: blueklectic: He gone. He’s done. FYI, I’M REBLOGGING THIS SHIT 3 MAYBE 4 TIMES A DAY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. #RIGHTEOUSFIRE when he said
roughirlust: This shit is too quotable lol and the background noise is a crack up if you can hear it. “Sheila: Ohhhhhh Scod! Cameraman: Who’s Scott? Sheila: I said God XD“
istilllovehearingeveryrhyme: fierrrrrrce: IM SPEECHLESS This shit is the realest. Not even Pac could of said it better.
properfaggot: I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again… I need to find out where this shit happens.
thecrystalfems: dr-archeville: goawfma: how is this shit even legal ?!! [text: “Someone years ago said that cop cars in the UK are very visible and clearly marked so citizens can identify them when they need help. US cops do whatever they can to hide
kingjaffejoffer: prettyandmean: armaniblanco: powrightinthekissser: alwaysbewoke: alwaysbewoke: blueklectic: He gone. He’s done. FYI, I’M REBLOGGING THIS SHIT 3 MAYBE 4 TIMES A DAY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. #RIGHTEOUSFIRE when he said
ellen-deselfish: goreandmutilation: i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i Thats a fucking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing shit ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said
lywinis: amandakitswell: lightsaurora: vakarrus: thatnerdytumblr: deanspelvis: wintermoons: Seriously, men of the world? Write this shit down. ^What she said. I never used to like suits on guys. It looked too professional. But now that I’m
samirathejerk: balkan-thug: iridessence: Typical racist rhetoric: The “oh, but you’re not like the rest of them” line. A Danish girl once said she hated all Muslims except me u stupid fuck it dosen’t make shit better that you “like” me
This mother fucker said it was too rainy. I will beat a mother fucker’s ass, letting the goddamn weather dictate plans and shit…
lynai: HOW DO I READ THIS SHIT? I thought it said “He became a lesbian” on that bottom line LOL
hehe i said i’d draw it :33chere’s a wip of my 3 sibling competitive sylveon scheming or somethingthey’re all little shits
raptarion said: I don’t know… everything looks the same to me. Why?well basically this shit happened and now i can’t reply to comments, i have to copy paste them and the close/post buttons switched sides and its messing me up
stoodoutmil: poshhippybitch: lovethyhippie: youre-killingmesmallz: raidersofthelostspark: grandpaq: gmorningsunshine: primagiedi: ghettablasta: simple math! “Now HELP me!” The way she said stupidity This shit got my CRYING 😂
This nigga Young Thug in Speed Racer said "Shitted on em like I'm constipated"
kcl1618: It has to be said, I’m good at this shit ;)
lovingcalipeach: Damn Right Can’t remember how many times I’ve said this line and did the same exact gesture. Truth be, I shouldn’t even have to tell someone that I deserve somebody who gives a shit.
roachpatrol: ‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ Alice remarked.‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the Cat: 'we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.’
no: phobias: Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school smh I understood when people said this in 2010 but let’s be real literally everyone has a blog and laughs at the same shit… U ain’t special
slick86: hiphiphiphip-hophophophop: alwaysbewoke: alwaysbewoke: blueklectic: He gone. He’s done. FYI, I’M REBLOGGING THIS SHIT 3 MAYBE 4 TIMES A DAY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. #RIGHTEOUSFIRE when he said “when told you you could be
knowledgeequalsblackpower: dre3k: nowinexile: The last words said by Black youth murdered by policemen. This shit is chilling and made me tear up. the shame of a nation!!!!!!!!!!!
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: komplexx904: thegardenofeedan: capricious-muse: pussy-and-pizzza-x: nat3601: jungleminx: kozfr: WHATTT ASIA NEEDS TO FUCKING CHILLYALL TOO FUTURE My God what they said ^^ Wtt THIS SHIT LIT THO Where
provny: whitegirlsaintshit:whitegirlsaintshit: Aye scuse me I said ascuse me … My friend say he wan talk to you friend: if this shit ain’t the truth 😂😂😂
I hyper focus so much im s sorry ima prolly play overwatch A LOT this week orzalso had an all Zarya team and we kicked ASS HOLY SHIT!! SO GOOD
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
wookiara:ecmajor:fearingfun said: You can still do both! Click the plus icon to the left and click the camera for inserting images, and use the gear in the top right to use html!But the + thing seems to only be to upload images, not post them from a URL.
ddblades101 said: Someone named Mr.pickles (I’m sorry, I laughed at this) mr. pickles
petercoffin: huffingtonpost: President Obama came down hard on gun-control laws during today’s Tumblr Q&A. And before anyone says “he’s had 6 years to change it,” look at this shit Anthony Weiner (yeah, him) said. 100% true.
tortadiles: i think there’s something to be said about Blake witnessing Yang’s dismemberment like…literally right in front of her. like, it’s not just that she’s present for it. it literally happens like a couple of feet in front of her while
