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“Holy shit honey, look at the size of this thing! It’s thicker than my wrist! I know we said I’d only suck one this time, but I really wanna try this one in my pussy too. Is that ok?”
She prolly just started dressing nice figure btw that dont mean she should be ridiculed by untrail. I think this nigga likes trans and is embarrassed by the the fact he likes trannies and the comments on this post smh so much hate and stupid shit said..it
xcarolynnn: cloudydayrealestate: the satisfaction One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now,
leprinceofsins: baraslut: What song is this in the video cause they sampled a song from the Hell Girl soundtrack? Holy shit! I didn’t notice until you said that. What is this song!??
i-said-adventure: castieltheunicorn: ledgergushingred: ipgd: mastahaze: This is the most beautiful horse in the world… From Turkey shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD ICAN’T
voyboi: theconsolidator: flashrs: Straight guys doing shit like this get me boned up…. this is the stuff wet dreams are made of…. Yep, what he said. Follow The Consolidator. Don’t you love bored straight guys??
kneeling-superwholock-whore: imasickmindedchild: justlolalldaylong: fullcollapse: I officially take back everything I ever said about completely hating all sports i would play the shit out of this Literally been sitting laughing my ass off at this
faede: dysphorism: aiela: serenitised: twerkinturtle: youareworthsaving: usemeth: I hate this but I need it on my blog. Holy shit what the fuq OMG WTF IS THAT MOVING OR AM I CRAZY wow is this a gif cuz my computer said its not yes it’s
chunkymilk: ok wow I know I said I’d keep this blog dick-free but this is an imperative reblog for nerd reasons BECAUSE can we talk about how this is a fucking picture of Desmond Miles doing some gymnastic assassin shit while naked on a rooftop and
femmepeaxh: femmepeaxh: reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn
bibinella: SOO I read this beautiful lapidot fic called Love Like You by @ancient-absent-goddess and this is a scene from said fanfic (before shit went down) You should check it out, it’s pretty cool
Ordered this suit from amazon and it said it was an XL, so like a size 10-14. I was expecting to have to tailor it to fit me, but it’s like… barely a size 6. I’m a size 8 in swimsuits normally, but like. Holy shit, this is hilarious. Sending
muffinik: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8i9rkKkM8g proof i wasnt fucking around when i said i saw new svtfoe footage this was the one i saw on tv. luckily i found this in youtube quality is shit but hey i’ll record a clearer one when i can Did I just
shitposting-ffa: purple-pudge: shitposting-ffa: fat trans girls wya I’m tryna worship you and make u feel like the goddess u are this post gets the fat trans girl Stamp Of Approval™ oh SHIT lmao when I read this I thought you said the post got
bangboogie134: Is this pose weird or nah? Trying different poses out Someone said it looks like I’m taking a shit lol. Definitely was not the vision for this pic.
abastilleheart: indiemusicfreak: Bastille said that the crew talks to them in their earpieces and says shit like “whoever can moonwalk before this song ends gets ten pounds” This completely changes the way I’ll watch videos of Bastille live.
tsunamiwavesurfing: thedarkskinnedcxnt: tsunamiwavesurfing: pay day vs. a few hours later Leaving this behaviour in 2016 son said leaving this behavior behind like bills give a fuck about calendar year. shit is very real out here
“Dad, dude, no fucking shit mom got burned at the stake, you need me and my terrible pseudonym to tell you to do the incredibly fucking obvious” Yo, he said damn on a gameboy advance game. How the shit am I just now noticing this? Very shrewd
What suit was sitting in his office and gave the o.k to this bullshit. what suit was sitting there and said “yes. people want to eat electric blue and chocolate flavoured french fries. yes. this is brilliant. yes. get these shits produced immediately”
spacehussy: so at one point Runya requested I draw Shanks, then it sort of spiraled into drawing out this weird shit Pell said a while back and well this is what we ended up with
thalassophobiaa: wordplayisforeplay: yungclo: He’s seen some shit. Lmao “oh hi 👋🏼” from now on this is my motivation when walking through haunted houses instead of passing out like a punk ass. I remember this episode lmfao he said he
acetaildog: mayaangelique: chasingthathigh: cyberb1ack: I am beyond dead 😭 This nigga is not taking any shit this week lol Teaching rhythm to the less fortunate The moment white people said he was too urban to listen to listen to anymore.
cocoa-bun: small-queer-child: cocoa-bun: Freedom fuck this. i was so fuckin confused. i thought that this was some aesthetic shit. putting fukcin tea in a pool with a caption that said freedom. this is bullshit. stop. s top. happy 4th of july m8
incorrect-taz-quotes: Kravitz: when you said “magical in bed” this isn’t exactly what I was exp- Taako: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card Kravitz: *softly* holy shit
ninjacat1515: cheshire0824: femmepeaxh: femmepeaxh: reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines
rcah: i spent 4 hours on this and my professor gave me a F :) he said it was shit :) in front of the whole class :) last night i was really proud of this and thought it was one of my best pieces :) guess that says a lot about me!!!!!
heyyyci: tetheredfeather: micdotcom: Watch: This 106-year-old black woman’s meeting with the Obamas will melt your heart. Can u imagine the shit she’s seen That’s exactly what I said when I watched this video @tetheredfeather
winterforsunagain: vampbbw: 7letterwords: the-black-bolin: pukingblooms: boredandmoist: This is the most underrated marvel movie of all time tbh. You know why they said freeze and shot him, this was realistic 👆🏾 My shit This film is what
slutdoctress: hothusband: kingkongkockykumming: When a girl said she “FUCKED the SHIT OUTA YOU!!!!!!“😳 This is one of the most incredible fucks I have seen. Love taking control of boytoys like this…showing them who is fucking who 😈 @fionafae
lhnlog: There is freaky shit in this video. Just a warning. It’s very brief because I said all there is to say. If you watch this, I hope you enjoy it. Reblog to support lhnlog :) thank you.
supah1337: Your little dude- “Nguyen”. Holy shit. Holly shit. It finally happened. Guys, I reblogged a post that said reblog this and you get a little monster based off your blog and even though it took a little while it happened
Fan Question: In the event of a Zombie apocalypse, what would your survival plan be? Tegan Quin: Oh Wow. This seems like you Sara, this is like, you’re kind of dark and shit… So this one’s probably all yours. Sara Quin: Listen, I’ve said
mochisprite: Anonymous said: What even is Stunfisk? this is stunfisk #618, ground/electric type with either the ability static or limber a cute piece of shit just look at this fucking baby stunfisk is possibly the meanest pokemon ever.
fuckyeahafricans: This left me in tears. You can see the pain in the words he said. i gotta get off tumblr shit like this makes my heart drown to the bottom of my feet moe kill.
ofmicnmen: lebritanyarmor: paigeandfablouisty: lebritanyarmor: revyspite: okaaay but who dis Raquel said “ where he at doe ” 😂 @ofmicnmen this lovey lady named Raquel looking for you @lebritanyarmor 😏 aw shit 😩😍 So this is me
beccavonkarma: inkandscales: twigwise: 1001-cranes: bewaretheides315: TINY DRAGON RING, GET ON MY FINGER! … this is literally what on said on twitter earlier. OUT OF MY BRAIN. elta e l t a SCREES I WOULD WEAR THE SHIT OUTTA THIS
go-lurk: tramampoline: pacificrim: im not usually one to say pokemon designs suck but this is one of the worst things ive ever seen. i fucking hate this guy pokemon really just said “fuck royalty they all look like shit” this gen
dejaslay: chrissongzzz: The father is part of the problem what the hell… This dumb ass need his shit rocked. He dumb as fuck just shut the fuck up sir n take several fuckin seats Cuz u outta fuckin line if u believe that dumb shit u said.
jadorexjaii: phoneticmeow: avocadosandvodka: jelloapocalypse: kodaksnacks: Fucking Talented as shit what Holy shit Sound on I said oh my god like 50 times during this video. That is just amazing 😭 That foot work clean asf
ekocwar: 56blogscrazy: tattoooedheartss: 1stfrom92: THIS HAD ME IN TEARS There’s more to this but this is hilarious 😂😂 nigga said lower your intensity im crying shit went 0-100 quick I’m hurtin
old-school-shit: old-school-shit: Quickly made this black & gold Ole Skool bucket hat. Considering sale. Like I said I’m considering sale, once I fix the fit of it. Reblog with a reply if you’re interested or drop it in my ask.NOTE: all bucket
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
inceztum: “I don’t know,” I said as Mom had her head in between my legs eating me out, "this feels sooo good, but it seems so wrong…" She stopped for a second and sighed before she said “You’re such a ungrateful shit,
brotips: One potentially shit conversation in exchange for one undoubtedly shit conversation. -Sketch P.S. Full disclosure: this originally said “to who" and “about who" but then I’d have to say “whom" and that’s just obnoxious
fuckyestacobennett: fuckyestacobennett: OMFG IS THIS REAL LIFE????????? HOLY SHIT ok somebody told me this was fake but I don’t know. fuck everything. Tyler said at his New Years show he’s dropping an album this year so whatever. I’m gon believe
suchagoodson: When I got home today my mom looked mad. She handed me a piece of paper and said “What’s this?” I told her that it looked like a bill. She said “what kind of bill?” I told her it was the cable bill. Oh shit! I just
