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thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
anacondom: this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said “sister,
acutelesbian: A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s
hoaran: btw at dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude”
lokiloo: So today this family came into the restaurant and I while I was serving them, their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said ‘Avengers! I love the Avengers!’ I smiled and asked who his favorite was, and he said “Iron Man!’
chrispine-trees: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that
fapgoddess: BITCH SAID IM UGLY I SAID BITCH WHERE
jasoncutested: I was wearing my pearl jam shirt today and i was still high on anesthetic and some guy came up to me and said “do you actually listen to pearl jam” and I said “go shove even flow up your ass”
octiavablake: octiavablake: Ohmigod, so I’m seriously sleep-depived and my mom handed me the phone to talk to some relatives and my grandmother came on and I said “Oh, I forgot you were still alive.”I said that.To a person. To my grandmother.
blkgrannylover: . MY MOM HAS GOT SOME THICK LUSCIOUS ASS TITS. I SAID TO MY MOTHER, HEY MOM, YOU GOT ANYTHING TO EAT. MOM SAID, NO NOT REALLY, BUT I GOT THESE HOT SLUTTY TITS,JUICY WET PUSSY AND HOT STINK ASS IF YOU’RE REALLY HUNGRY BABY. ALL
possiblypensive: sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL
myassisforyou: All dressed up for a night out with the girls, Sir said no panties though with this tiny little dress. He wants me to be naughty and a tease, to let my skirt ride up and to bend over a few times…. It’s so short but! He said most
crash-has-twinkletoes: foodchewer: i don’t think she can change her mind she said yes but her finger said no
shelikesithuge:When you asked your girl if you could have unprotected intercourse, she said, “No way.” I guess it was too risky.This guy just straight up said, “I don’t do condoms. It’s either raw, or not at all.”This is the third load he’s
browngirlblues: GOT TWO GIRLS, WHICH ONE DO I INVITE OVER?? OMG helpppp I invited them both over lol, they both technically said no. But one said that she wants me to come over and “study"with her tomorrow
bob-belcher:I got an email from a guy who said that he was really depressed and was about to hurt himself when a friend called and asked him to go dancing. He said no, he didn’t want to go out. And then after he hung up the phone, he remembered that
iinvitedyourwifeupforadrink: Your wife tried to resist my invitation; her mind said ‘no’ but her pussy said ‘yes please’
inbreeding-is-lovemaking: incest-addict: son said: I will pull out! mother said: No, you don’t! Mom: I told you that you were going to be a father and that’s that!
apearl14th:REMEMBER HOW IN THIS IS US THE BOYS WERE AROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND SAID “DO YOU THINK WE’D BE THE SAME WITHOUT ONE OF US?“ AND THEY ALL SAID “NO.”
choochoobear: itswalky: ezlncheerleader: nerdycurvyboundandflirty: lastdaysofmagic: Said No One Ever! Said me, actually. Why? Those funny books and websites with Chuck Norris jokes? He sued them. Chuck Norris has given thousands of dollars to
inkskinned:adulthood….. is….. objectively good but… i went grocery shopping yesterday and said, No Unhealthy Snacks….. like a fool…… i said Okay If We Don’t Have Bad Snackfood We Can’t Eat Bad Snacks.. …. like some kind of monster i
pigmenting: sometimes i forget how many times i’ve picked myself off the floor, how many times i’ve washed away smudgy makeup and put myself to bed. how many times i’ve said no to something unhealthy. said yes to something good. how many times i’ve
jhardcastle82: The cop pulled me over on my bike for speeding. After he put me in handcuffs he asked me if I wanted to spend the night in jail. Of course, I said no. He said good, that was all he needed to hear. Before I could ask him what he meant
black-nata: “it’s just a game”, they said. “no need to panic”, they said.
thehomiejazz: grandmasterbooty: sadspaceboy93: wereallygoneactlike: Said no one ever 😂😂😂 😂 lmao Why that’s my friend that said that tweet. I wish he had at tumblr
doctorwholocktheavenger: black-nata: “it’s just a game”, they said. “no need to panic”, they said. How will he fit a Shakespeare quote in the answer?
idratherbevulcan: So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy
majorassongofstorms: weavemunchers: ivilays: weavemunchers: Me without makeup: *super hot* Me with makeup: *super hot but w/ longer eyelashes* Said no girl ever 😒 I’m a girl and I literally just said this Boys: *sigh* Girls just have such
pigmenting:sometimes i forget how many times i’ve picked myself off the floor, how many times i’ve washed away smudgy makeup and put myself to bed. how many times i’ve said no to something unhealthy. said yes to something good. how many times i’ve
patkirch: imagine if you went to a restaurant and when they said “can i take your order” you just said “no” and walked out
nowthatswhaticallblogging: leisures: i don’t consider myself hip i’m like shoulder I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.”
cracked: “You said, ‘No one can interview Spider-Man, you dipshit, because he’s not a real character.’ And to that, I said, ‘I know a guy who sells experimental bear tranquilizers.’” 4 Things About Spider-Man That Don’t Make Any
island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called out for being a fake
corvell: one-time-i-dreamt: I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said,
thekeekster: Tonight at Walmart I saw a little boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater. The girl (these kids looked to be about 5, MAYBE 6) said no, so the boy said “okay. I like your sweater. Bye.” And then ran back
weavemunchers: ivilays: weavemunchers: Me without makeup: *super hot* Me with makeup: *super hot but w/ longer eyelashes* Said no girl ever 😒 I’m a girl and I literally just said this
renohornyguy: When Thomas said we wanted to record the hookup, Jason said, “No way!” He didn’t want anyone to find out what they do after the gym…. Once Thomas flipped Jason on all fours, and started taking him from behind, he decided that a
best-of-funny: nowthatswhaticallblogging: leisures: i don’t consider myself hip i’m like shoulder I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.” X
discochurch: Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account
tenkenryu: nowthatswhaticallblogging: leisures: i don’t consider myself hip i’m like shoulder I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.” Amazing, it’s like all dads are alike.
